After some heavy topics involving Jesus, gay people drinking and comas as self-improvement, I felt it’s time for some lighter fare. These are shots of Lindsay Lohan: the face of the 2008 UK Visa Swap which apparently involves charitable Europeans swapping used clothes. I dunno. But what I do know, is that I’m definitely feeling my “credit score” rising. Aww yeah. But, seriously, I’ve found David Bach’s DOLP system to be practical and effective for improving your credit. I’ll tell you all about it if someone can put a freaking shirt on Chesty LaRue up there. For the love of – this is a family site!
Photos: Splash News
---- | June 11, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Why is she making the same stupid facial expression in every photograph?
sportsdvl | June 11, 2008 at 1:31 pm
And here I thought she got naked whenever you pulled out your credit card…
NotLindsey | June 11, 2008 at 1:33 pm
WAR old used pussy in a old looking (for a twenty-something) average girl body.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 11, 2008 at 1:33 pm
If her tits were fighting, I’d (ahem) come between them…
granada | June 11, 2008 at 1:35 pm
#1 – Exactly. She looks the same in every picture. Horrible photography.
Ted Mosby | June 11, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I’ve hit that. She left an orange stain on my weiner.
miggs | June 11, 2008 at 1:38 pm
She looks like David Hasselhoff wearing his swimsuit high on his waist and trying to hold in his gut for an hour on Baywatch.
p0nk | June 11, 2008 at 1:42 pm
@2 well done!
apparently the vaginal-magnetic card reader surgery was a success.
CaptObvious | June 11, 2008 at 1:46 pm
I have no formal training, but I’d like to make a guess: Photoshop might have been used in preparing these advertisements.
chaz | June 11, 2008 at 1:47 pm
is she saying “what,? you dont want me to take my clothes off? u sure? i can pull this jacket back………. u sure? cause ill do it”
Mike Oxbhig | June 11, 2008 at 1:47 pm
? ? Id live to eat her freckled pale ass, then put her on her knees, pinch one off and get a blumpkin! ? ?
Lola | June 11, 2008 at 1:49 pm
so it is true that she’s broke…. she’s now resorting to taking off her clothes for credit cards…. nice one lindsay….. let’s hope you don’t blow your $15 paycheck from this AD on something completely useless. I really don’t see what’s interesting about this girl. No one cares if you’re a lesbo or you’re straight or you’re a whore. Well we all know you’re a whore.
Average girl, fake hair, fake boobs, no talent, no money. Nothing to offer anyone. What’s even more sad is that you actually had alot of potential to make something of yourself. Now look at you? What a waste
The Gorgeous One | June 11, 2008 at 1:50 pm
What blahhh photos . . .
Lara | June 11, 2008 at 1:51 pm
what did LiLO left leg told her right leg?
-Nothing – THEY NEVER MET!!!!
Lara | June 11, 2008 at 1:51 pm
what did LiLO left leg told her right leg?
-Nothing – THEY NEVER MET!!!!
Ed | June 11, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Sometimes I have shits that look almost exactly like Lindsay’s skin. They’re always floaters, too. It must be something I ate, but I haven’t quite figured it out yet.
p0nk | June 11, 2008 at 1:54 pm
14 & 15, that joke would be even funnier in English.
Lara | June 11, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I don’t get it!!! How did I write it wrong?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 11, 2008 at 2:00 pm
She has the cleavage of a much less disease ridden woman…
p0nk | June 11, 2008 at 2:04 pm
sorry lara, i don’t mean to go grammar nazi on you, but how about “What did LiLo’s left leg tell her right leg?”
still, it was a good joke.
Melissa | June 11, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Swap what???
deacon jones | June 11, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Turtlehead Alert!
Someones got a turtlehead judging by that expession!
nipolian | June 11, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Just when the US finally closed the lid on this nasty hole’s popularity, the dumbshit British have to go and make her their coverskank for Visa. Way to go fuckheads!
Barack Obama | June 11, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Ah luvs white wimmens titties.
Lara | June 11, 2008 at 2:22 pm
It’s all good pOnk, gets a bit confusing once you speak 5 languages… But it was funny right????
PunkA | June 11, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Dear Fish,
If Lilo is not either a)drunk, b)on drugs, c)crashing her car or d) all of the above
keep her of your site. She sucks when she is sober. Just boring as hell.
Your Readers
Auntie Kryst | June 11, 2008 at 2:31 pm
@26 Well said, I’ll sign that letter. In the words of John Hancock, “Gimme that mutherfuckin’ pen!”
10pound | June 11, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Not sexy. Whats up with that skirt being pulled up over her belly like that? Must be hiding abortion scars.
Jumpin_J | June 11, 2008 at 2:34 pm
“Barack”, once again showing you’re a sexist, racist, and most probably the most loathesome and unfunny person on the planet. All that in just one sentence, too. How I wish we could all live up to the bar you set, but that’s just not possible. Sigh.
nipolian | June 11, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Maybe while she’s in the UK she will pull a Molly Ringwald and go into Euro-reclusion for a decade or two, only to resurface 35 lbs overweight, balding, and even more worthless than when she left. You Brits want her…..you can fucking have her!
Jimbo | June 11, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I don’t speak 5 languages, my tongue can only handle one. And it’s called “multiple orgasms”.
*** | June 11, 2008 at 2:41 pm
@24. I’m curious as to whether or not you’ll send these chat scripts to Obama’s new home [The White House] when he wins … or chicken out and jump in a fiery ditch like you were made to do.
*** | June 11, 2008 at 2:43 pm
“multiple delusions” *cough*
coffeebean | June 11, 2008 at 2:45 pm
@32 – Don’t go sayiing Obama and chicken in the same sentence. You will get him all excited.
Lara | June 11, 2008 at 2:45 pm
@ Jimbo -prove it!
LOL | June 11, 2008 at 2:48 pm
She looks pissed off
nipolian | June 11, 2008 at 2:48 pm
#27 – Auntie……You definitely brought your A-game today my friend…..that was hilarious!!!!!
*** | June 11, 2008 at 2:49 pm
@34. So, should I also not mention rice AND beans in the same sentence when addressing you?
pistola | June 11, 2008 at 2:53 pm
i agree with #1 and #5… she looks slightly pissed off in every picture. what does being pissed off have to do with a visa?!… stupid
Chupacabra | June 11, 2008 at 2:56 pm
well at least she has work, so she can quit going to people’s homes and stealing their clothes.
Que | June 11, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Que nice!
Lara | June 11, 2008 at 2:58 pm
@31 -Jimbo again! But than again on a second thought… no thanks…If you really could do what you falsely advertise you wouldn’t be at the superficial all day, would you now? Realistically you would be very busy with a legion of woman following you around and worshipping you. Go back to your collector edition star wars figurines… ;)
Auntie Kryst | June 11, 2008 at 3:01 pm
@37 Thanks and right back at you. I’m still laughing about the little problem back in the 1940s.. That was some funny shit.
veggi | June 11, 2008 at 3:02 pm
39- everything!!
is that really you p0nk????? Where the hell ya been??
Jimbollina Seville | June 11, 2008 at 3:04 pm
She really does have a nice perky pair of plumbs
Giggles | June 11, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Her career is over. Next.
FRIST!!! | June 11, 2008 at 3:13 pm
And I go cookoo for cocopuffs..
I don’t know what I’m saying anymore I snorted all my expired medications last night.
ph7 | June 11, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Overseas commercials = Dead Career.
It’s the premise behind Lost In Translation.
Juliet | June 11, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Why does she always look so ANGRY?!! Lindsay, this is not a good look for you. It seems that this perpetual brow-furrowing has created some deep wrinkles between your eyebrows… the drug use and sun damage probably didn’t help with the premature aging…
Lindsey is such a plain jane slut | June 11, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Why does anyone think Ho-Han is attractive? There are thousands of much better looking women all over NYC. Heck, Jersey Mall Girls looks better. If she weren’t a celebrity whore, she’d be nothing. Natch.