Lindsay Lohan goes blonde

Lindsay Lohan has broken her promise to maintain her famous red hair forever – by dying it platinum blonde. However, Lohan’s spokeswoman insists the teen singer/actress had no choice in the matter. She tells website Pagesix.com, “She only dyed it temporarily for a movie role. It’s easier to do the real thing than wear a wig.”

So does this mean Lindsay Lohan is an even bigger whore than she was before? Because that’d be a pretty amazing achievement, even for Lindsay. Although the level of whoreism that she might reach with this new blonde hair could very well destroy the Universe. I’m not sure how, but I bet it would involve big boobs and a lot of alcohol. And maybe a donkey. And a lot of whoring.