I know you’re as sick of her as I am but it’s not my fault Lindsay Lohan can’t seem to get her underwear under control. I’d like to live in a world where I could pass up shots of her wandering around braless in a see through top but that world doesn’t exist. In fact, that world is so ridiculous it can’t even be imagined. Scientists have died trying to ponder less wondrous things.
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griffmills | September 11, 2006 at 9:27 am
I’ll hit that
ImSuicidal | September 11, 2006 at 9:29 am
We couldn’t live with out at least one Lohan thread a day!!!
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 9:31 am
What the fuck is she wearing? I mean, how is that even remotely stylish? Ed Grimley shorts up to her neck, “shirt” 200 sizes too big for her, that fucking hat, them leprechaun looking shoes.
sharkbite | September 11, 2006 at 9:32 am
Yeah… I always think about going out of the house like that. Oh, wait, no, I have some decency.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
JumpingIrish | September 11, 2006 at 9:32 am
FAKE!
That’s all I’m going to say, and I’ll say it again.
FAKE!
Angry Ferret Jones | September 11, 2006 at 9:33 am
#5 – the boobs or the photo? : )
JumpingIrish | September 11, 2006 at 9:34 am
Booobies
bigponie | September 11, 2006 at 9:36 am
If I didn’t know any better, that’s micheal jackson, his transformation is now complete. Now he’s truly “bad”
Angry Ferret Jones | September 11, 2006 at 9:36 am
I think LL has a very advanced case of “Hey Look at Me” syndrome. The poor thing.
Luckily, I have the right medication.
Right here. In my pants.
Please.
punctiliouspig | September 11, 2006 at 9:36 am
i think there needs to be an official limit on paris hilton and lindsey lohan posts..may i suggest 3 per week each? this gives you plenty of useless information and incentive to stalk other more important celebrities. of course you should go over the limit in an emergency..like when doctors discover a new incurable strain of gonnorhea in paris’s asshole or when lindsey reveals she is actually only 17 and every actor in hollywood is charged with rape.
The Devil's Prom Date | September 11, 2006 at 9:37 am
“The milk’s gone bad, Charlie Murphy!”
JumpingIrish | September 11, 2006 at 9:38 am
#9- I totally agree. See that little smirk on her face? UGH! Can someone slap some sense into her! Better yet, someone back-hand some fashion into her. Yes, that’ll do quite nicely.
Angry Ferret Jones | September 11, 2006 at 9:38 am
If I could take a moment to be vulgar (suprise), is that the worlds longest tampon string on her right calf? Holy crap!
skinny_fat | September 11, 2006 at 9:39 am
Dear Lindsay,
You are NOT, repeat, NOT Kate Moss so please stop trying. And harness in those fake boobies. Next stop of the Hohan train is Playboyland!
dupababy | September 11, 2006 at 9:41 am
you would think that after all the cazillion hours of plasticfication she’s had her freaking boobage would stay up.. this is skank to the skankiest and she is whoreable.. maybe hairy m. likes this kind of peekaboo shit but really, she needs to cover it up when she steps out the door because the rest of us have got our lunches that we are trying really hard to keep down..
CelebSlam.com | September 11, 2006 at 9:45 am
E! is overdue for a True Hollywood Story.
http://www.celebslam.com
Hopeless_Screenwriter | September 11, 2006 at 9:45 am
If she went into a dead sprint, those ‘saggers’ would kick the living fuck out of her.
@9 Angry Ferret: You are the mother-fucking Guns of Navarone!!
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RichPort | September 11, 2006 at 9:46 am
She’s apparently given up on ProActiv as well.
Hopeless_Screenwriter | September 11, 2006 at 9:48 am
That is the last time I will bring that up. I think.
Hopeless
danielle | September 11, 2006 at 9:52 am
she looks like a walking tampon.
best regards | September 11, 2006 at 9:52 am
Man, it’s the same news with this chick. Bikinis, nip slip, tacky clothes, nip slip, bikinis, nip slip, Hairy Harry, nip slip.
Come on Linds give us something new. At least Paris gets into trouble with the law from time to time.
ImSuicidal | September 11, 2006 at 9:52 am
Hopeless ya cocksucker, if you haven’t already, read post #22 on the Leonardo Dicaprio thread!
suzy | September 11, 2006 at 9:54 am
she looks like she just walked out of Boy George’s closet.. minus teh color.. cuz she does sorta look like him.. in a way lol
those are just some ugly ass mothafuckin shoes lol
ImSuicidal | September 11, 2006 at 9:55 am
Hopeless_
P.S. It does me heart good to see you’re still linking Spanks.
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 9:55 am
Hopeless–I’ll click on the link only if you promise me it’s not lewd because my company turns into a jealous fat wife whose husband surfs the net for porn when someone goes to the forbidden zone…
RichPort | September 11, 2006 at 9:58 am
This isn’t the forbidden zone?
commissioner | September 11, 2006 at 9:59 am
I was going to wear that very same outfit today. But, since I am the boss, I need to set an example and not carry ugly purses to the office.
P.S. My tits would like amazing in that top.
RedInk | September 11, 2006 at 9:59 am
she looks 60 from the waist down
DancingQueen | September 11, 2006 at 9:59 am
#8, I thought the same thing about the whole Michael Jackson look! What is that? Who dresses this girl? Obviously she dresses herself. And the hat w/the feather? WTF???
edb87 | September 11, 2006 at 10:01 am
BARF! I want the old Lindsay back. The one that doesn’t come with the herpes and the coke.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
hamacus | September 11, 2006 at 10:07 am
How Hohanish can she get! Is there no bottom? And yes….I’d hit that…twice!
cat_taylor | September 11, 2006 at 10:10 am
I always thought she had fake boobs, but do fake boobs sag like that?
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 10:12 am
Rich–no dude, I mean like porn and shit.
Hohan looks like Sinatra and that Ricola yodeling mother fucker had a baby.
jane's eyre | September 11, 2006 at 10:15 am
What’s with the fugly black jazz shoes? Did she just come off the set of her new upcoming musical, “My Fair Herpes”?
White legs + black shoes = yuck
Daein Vitelli | September 11, 2006 at 10:23 am
Could you please stop harassing my beloved Sarah Jean? She meant you no harm.
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 10:23 am
34–No I believe she’s starring in All That Jizz
Hopeless_Screenwriter | September 11, 2006 at 10:25 am
jrz: It’s just a blog-site. It’s not porn. You are going to love it.
Hopeless
Just click it.
bond | September 11, 2006 at 10:25 am
gee, i wish my boobs hung down to my knee caps.
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 10:26 am
Do we dare click on his name?? If we do, will we be like, zapped into the 12th dimension or some shit?
SC | September 11, 2006 at 10:28 am
Um..it is just me or are her nipples pointing in completely different directions? .. I’m scared..somebody hold me..
jrzmommy | September 11, 2006 at 10:31 am
Hopeless–some random fuck just walked by my office and asked if I always laugh at my computer. Said he heard me down the hall. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
who is the garbage loving wood nymph? Is that her?
That’s beautiful. He does look a lot like the guy who played the Wizard. The cup on the dog’s head is great.
My post in #39 was in reference to the name in blue in post 35.
Mo | September 11, 2006 at 10:34 am
She makes the people on the Springer show look well-dressed.
Haroof | September 11, 2006 at 10:44 am
I don’t care what anyone says….she has beautiful tits.
commissioner | September 11, 2006 at 10:56 am
jrz:
It says, “blah, blah, blah”.
In summary, at the very bottom, “blah, blah, blah . . . . there is nothing you can do about “cyber-harassment”.
It’s not illegal to make fun of someone. It’s also not illegal to be stupid, which explains why Sarah Jean the firecrotch is still wandering among us.
audrey | September 11, 2006 at 11:02 am
she’s wearing pasties, you can see them.
commissioner | September 11, 2006 at 11:06 am
@41
I like the car in the garbage pics. Was she channeling Tawny Kitaen? I always wanted to roll around on a dirty 1978 Chevy Impala.
Blech.
vainandlovingit | September 11, 2006 at 11:07 am
peter pan called he wants his virginity back
silly girl | September 11, 2006 at 11:07 am
I’m sorry but those boobs can’t be fake! They’re way too saggy! I though Drew Barrymore was bad but jesus… You’d think with all her money she’d be able to buy gorgeous lingerie!! What’s wrong with these people?
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | September 11, 2006 at 11:08 am
She doesn’t even have the kind of tits you can get away with going braless with. Only chicks with small tits can pull that off. I really don’t think there’s anyone in Hollywood quite as annoying. Even Paris is looking better and better every day in comparison. Someone needs to chop this bitch’s fucking head off.
jillybean | September 11, 2006 at 11:15 am
Hey #11: “Hmm, Hmm, I wish I had an extra pair of hands… so I could give these titties 4 thumbs down!”