Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan will be visiting the troubled actress at the Cirque Lodge rehabilitation center in Utah. The two haven’t seen each other in years due to Michael’s trouble with the law and abusive temper, but Lindsay has decided to let him visit. Page Six reports:
“It’s a part of the healing process,” a friend said. “Lindsay will see him later this week, but she will have counselors with her. It will not be alone.” … In order for him to be allowed to visit, Dina – who has a restraining order out against Michael – had to get it lifted. “Dina thinks it is a good idea,” the friend said. “Lindsay needs to deal with this and needs closure.”
Battling drug and alcohol addiction has probably left Lindsay in a fragile state. I’m pretty sure seeing her father for the first time in years might not have the desired results counselors are looking for. Especially considering the first words out of Michael’s mouth will be: “Whoa, where did those come from?” Later that evening authorities will be scratching their heads over how in the hell Lindsay managed to drive her SUV into the Statue of Liberty’s face.
Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 11:35 am
Blah blah blah
Who cares!!!
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | August 29, 2007 at 11:36 am
Aw, Father-Daughter day at the rehab.
Low Blow Mo Jo | August 29, 2007 at 11:38 am
You know it’s going to be hard for Michael. It may turn him back to drugs. You know the second he sees his daughter he is going to want her to make his finger wet. Just like when she was five. Damn counselors.
veggo | August 29, 2007 at 11:40 am
I’m sure as soon as Lindsay sees him, all bitterness will drop away and she’ll rush over and give him her trademark no-panties anal embrace.
@3 | August 29, 2007 at 11:41 am
It’s going to be equally as hard for Lindsay. She misses giving Daddy his lap dance when he comes home from work.
*** | August 29, 2007 at 11:41 am
i’m sure his bringing drugs and booze!
Transcript | August 29, 2007 at 11:42 am
Michael: “Lindsay, I’m sitting here today, next to you, a changed man, full of God’s love. All I want is to share His redemption with you.”
Lindsay: “Dad, take your fingers out of my pussy.”
TS | August 29, 2007 at 11:44 am
I bet when he enters the room he’ll yell out “FIRST!”
Joe Millionaire | August 29, 2007 at 11:45 am
Can’t we find an island to send these people to?
http://testosterone-zone.com
veggo | August 29, 2007 at 11:46 am
@4- no panties anal embrace? I hope you find Tom Cruise soon and he fixes your bat shit crazy fuckface with his super powers. Now GO MAKE ME A SAMMICH!!!
sane-o | August 29, 2007 at 11:47 am
#8…laughing myself silly. Best comment i’ve read here in a long time. Inspired.
I Spy | August 29, 2007 at 11:47 am
I saw Lilo last night at a restaurant in SLC. She looked pretty good, all things considered. Not too strug out, not too done up. Just like a normal 21 year old. Imagine that.
lambman | August 29, 2007 at 11:49 am
Michael – “Lindsay, I know I’ve been a bad person and a worse father, but NOBODY desers to be the subject of a song like “(Daughter to Father) Confessions of a Broken Heart” “
Fag | August 29, 2007 at 11:50 am
She greet him on her knees and suck his cock, just like when she was younger.
Love the no panties anal embrace. Good one there.
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 29, 2007 at 11:53 am
ohhh…. someone’s been naughty! When daddy comes home she’s gonna get a spanking (just the way she likes it)
YouRang | August 29, 2007 at 11:58 am
#8 Do you mean like first to nail her in all the karma Sutra positions? What ever you mean, that’s the funniest use of the word first I’ve seen on here so far.
jrzmommy | August 29, 2007 at 11:58 am
“Daddy!!! Thank God you’re here! I’ve been without decent blow for WEEKS!”
Ooba Gooba | August 29, 2007 at 11:59 am
I’m sure Dina will use this as an opportunity to get her own TV show.
liz | August 29, 2007 at 12:03 pm
does anybody here care??? Hu?
mywellrehearsedmistake | August 29, 2007 at 12:07 pm
19. care? no. but who cares about any of these stories? It’s just something else to think about other our own lives and to amuse us while we are supposed to be working. Isn’t that why you’re here too?
John | August 29, 2007 at 12:08 pm
I’ll bet he needs it for his new show!
ssdd | August 29, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Awww …she’s been needing some of that pedophile daddy…
I guess getting ‘some’ in the rehab bathroom wasn’t enough of a fix.
http://hollywood2u.blogspot.com/2007/08/lindsay-lohans-steamy-session-in-rehab.html
Yourfairytale | August 29, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Wahh wahh. Boo hoo. Why are people still trying to get sympathy for Lindsay? She hasn’t had it hard. Her dad didn’t abuse her…what a stupid drama queen.
Dr. Sigmund Freud | August 29, 2007 at 1:08 pm
What the hell is wrong with her. Why would anyone want to see someone that just puts them down and mentally abuses them. I hope she knows that she’s old enough to not have to see that money hunger little shit.
Anonymous | August 29, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Nahhh, I hate to be a dropper but she loves her dad. My best bud did time with Mr. Lohan and it’s all blown out of context; it’s basically a “I’m Saddy. Where’s my Daddy?” BUT, the mom, well you are all correct about her.
Nuff said. Ciao for now, bacalao.
LL | August 29, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Lindsay: Hey, got any on ya?
Dad: Fuck, I was gonna ask you the same question.
Lindsay: This place sucks, they won’t even let us smoke weed, can you believe that?
Dad: You should have gone to jail, you can get any kind of shit you want in there. You have to blow a guy, but, hey, any port in a storm, you know what I mean?
Lindsay: Yeah… who are you again?
Dad: Christ, I’m not sure…
havoc | August 29, 2007 at 1:18 pm
I got ten bucks that the two of them end up getting hammered together….
“just one little drinkie-poo”
.
Danklin24 | August 29, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Later that evening authorities will be scratching their heads over how in the hell Lindsay managed to drive her SUV into the Statue of Liberty’s face.
Wtf does that even mean?
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | August 29, 2007 at 2:27 pm
The little girl in the picture next to Blohan has since been diagnosed with acute Syphilis and is not expected to live.
nagger me | August 29, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Damn……………so they do act jus like bLACK folkz
flavio | August 29, 2007 at 2:40 pm
nice boobs, for real, those look so appealing…
Pete Doherty | August 29, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Hard to believe after all she’s been through, she looks great and those cans are looking even better. No sex tape yet?
ph7 | August 29, 2007 at 3:08 pm
If Lindsay and I dated, I would insist she spend every moment dressed int hat bikini, except when she was naked.
Mitch45 | August 29, 2007 at 3:16 pm
Those are fakes but they’re good fakes. Not too big, not hard-looking and there’s not a lot of cleavage. Good work.
Mic Cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 3:42 pm
I’m kinda bored—so I would just like to say that I would like to wear that shirt on the ad below this post. Thank you.
Doh! | August 29, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Bored Cowgirl, did you mean the phat rags ad that isn’t there anymore? The shirt that said “Kiss my ass its Irish?”.
Still bored Mic cowgirl with an Irish ass that isn't exposed like Britany's | August 29, 2007 at 3:48 pm
There is something disturbing about an image of a cute little girl next to LL’s giant jugs o’ plenty! Shudder……
haha | August 29, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Even more disturbing when she’s naked! Check out my photoshop!
http://www.zoto.com/kingcobra/albums/10085
elle | August 29, 2007 at 4:49 pm
keep that adorable normal looking kid away from the lohan. she’ll inherit her knack for BEING A FUCKING TWATFACE. that’s right, lindsay lohan’s face looks like a vagina. a freckly vagina.
P.T.Bull | August 29, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Maybe she’ll get a chance to date Owen Wilson. They have a lot in common, and could help each other keep sober. And they could have sex in the toilet stalls!
I guess I’m just an incurable romantic….
Big Mama | August 29, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Her father was just the sperm donor. She should thank God that she doesn’t look like him, move on, and never look back. I hate her Dad more than I hate her Mother. Just the thought of them doing it is nauseating. I also hate them for raising this beautiful girl to be such a TRAMP!
tonycatman | August 30, 2007 at 2:13 am
This ugly, classless on trollop has got
**********************PERFECT TITS**********************
joLIE | August 30, 2007 at 10:15 am
Her parents are Dina & Michael Lohan. She should just kill herself now.
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John | August 30, 2007 at 11:56 am
The thing I love about the unholy trinity.
Britney and Hohan show the effects of all the crap they do. They obviously appear to be coming apart at the seems and going into a mental breakdown, they also apear to have valid reasons for being fuck ups however the queen bee herself Paris,
Well she never seem changed at all or in any sort of distress (except when she was locked up, oh yea that was too funny)
Lisa Loeb | August 30, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Lindsay is so hot and willing to have sex with complete strangers ! hah ! her dad was right when he called her a slut when she was like 15
herbiefrog | October 1, 2007 at 11:19 pm
just checking in : )
wanna f*** with us ?
we doubt it
casino | October 11, 2007 at 3:57 am
how do I meet her?
any address? i really wanna f***.