Lindsay Lohan getting sued

June 12th, 2007 // 61 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan is being sued for crashing into a parked van in October of 2005. She had left the Ivy in Beverly Hills and was driving her black Mercedes when she hit a vehicle that was making an illegal u-turn. Her car then crashed into the parked van. She claimed she was being chased by paparazzi at the time, but the Sheriff’s Department issued a statement saying: “Preliminary investigations have revealed that paparazzi were not a factor in the traffic collision.” The owner sent Lohan a letter asking her pay the repair bill, but when she didn’t respond he filed a suit in small claims court for $3,624.84.

I don’t really understand how Lindsay still has a driver’s license. She’s been in more accidents than any other human being on earth. You could put me in a car with a blindfold and a cougar and I’d still drive better than she does.

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  1. I sued her for taking a dump on my lawn … turns out it was actually me wearing a blond wig … I didn’t win the case.

  2. techclerk

    That’s tresspassin’

    You coulda shot her

  3. MargeAggedon

    Immediately after dumping hilton the agency was fumigated and all personnel went through a delousing/disinfecting process.

  4. i really don’t understand why they are sueing lindsay…?
    shouldn’t they be sueing the person who was the cause of the accident?
    the person who made the illegal u-turn causing her to run into the van?
    shit, people.
    you are all assholes.

    …Michael.

  5. Rachel

    AMEN

  6. jacesun

    michael the bitch is stupid she can have the person killed if she wanted to

  7. jacesun

    michael the bitch is stupid she can have the person killed if she wanted to

  8. jacesun

    michael the bitch is stupid she can have the person killed if she wanted to

  9. jacesun

    michael the bitch is stupid she can have the person killed if she wanted to

  10. jacesun

    michael the bitch is stupid she can have the person killed if she wanted to

  11. Who knows? Maybe she did accidentally come up with a tanning formula in the meth lab the way Fred MacMurray accidentally discovered flubber.

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