Lindsay Lohan getting sued


Lindsay Lohan is being sued for crashing into a parked van in October of 2005. She had left the Ivy in Beverly Hills and was driving her black Mercedes when she hit a vehicle that was making an illegal u-turn. Her car then crashed into the parked van. She claimed she was being chased by paparazzi at the time, but the Sheriff’s Department issued a statement saying: “Preliminary investigations have revealed that paparazzi were not a factor in the traffic collision.” The owner sent Lohan a letter asking her pay the repair bill, but when she didn’t respond he filed a suit in small claims court for $3,624.84.

I don’t really understand how Lindsay still has a driver’s license. She’s been in more accidents than any other human being on earth. You could put me in a car with a blindfold and a cougar and I’d still drive better than she does.