Lindsay Lohan is being sued for crashing into a parked van in October of 2005. She had left the Ivy in Beverly Hills and was driving her black Mercedes when she hit a vehicle that was making an illegal u-turn. Her car then crashed into the parked van. She claimed she was being chased by paparazzi at the time, but the Sheriff’s Department issued a statement saying: “Preliminary investigations have revealed that paparazzi were not a factor in the traffic collision.” The owner sent Lohan a letter asking her pay the repair bill, but when she didn’t respond he filed a suit in small claims court for $3,624.84.
I don’t really understand how Lindsay still has a driver’s license. She’s been in more accidents than any other human being on earth. You could put me in a car with a blindfold and a cougar and I’d still drive better than she does.
Brock Landers | June 12, 2007 at 6:00 pm
I just want one title that says “Lindsay Lohan getting Fucked”
Rob | June 12, 2007 at 6:02 pm
FRIST of all I KNOW I can drive blindfolded. The cougar, eh…not so much.
me | June 12, 2007 at 6:02 pm
*yawns* What happened to paris? We need her to survive.
Alicia | June 12, 2007 at 6:03 pm
First,and thank god some justice is being brought forward to these people that think they can get away with everything.
Alicia | June 12, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Ok Not first but still have the same opinion!
rallywedged | June 12, 2007 at 6:04 pm
She looks like a wandering homeless woman.
JimNon | June 12, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Alicia, in case you haven’t noticed, they can. You big hunk a love.
james | June 12, 2007 at 6:07 pm
You give me ‘rection honey. Men are worthless.
Sara | June 12, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Have u noticed that noone comes here anymore??…At least they ditched that god awful side ad.
lifyt | June 12, 2007 at 6:16 pm
Paris isn’t stupid, she’s actually quite clever. Now Linds here on the other hand, geeeeeee, I just don’t know.
superstar | June 12, 2007 at 6:16 pm
I’d love to drive a ferrari full speed over her while tied to a tree.
superstar | June 12, 2007 at 6:18 pm
What would everyone do if Paris died in prison? Apparently she hasn’t eaten or drank in the last 3 days because she’s scared to go to the toilet. :P
Angry Ferret Jones | June 12, 2007 at 6:18 pm
There’s nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you.
Kristin | June 12, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Blindfold and a cougar, huh? Kinda like in Talladega Nights? RIPOFF-ER!
Kristin | June 12, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Blindfold and a cougar, huh? Kinda like in Talladega Nights? RIPOFF-ER!
Lowlands | June 12, 2007 at 6:23 pm
This is the way it suppose to be.Lindsay Blowhan crashed into a parked van.which van overcome all of us and the guy is sueing her for the amount of his real damage.He’s not sueing her for millions because all of this caused him brain damage or something.
Donkey | June 12, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Is this an optical illusion or is she shrinking?
The bricks behind her are gigantic.
woodhorse | June 12, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Maybe she just has slow moving reflexes the way OJ has slow moving sperm. She could have been trying really hard to avoid that parked car and just didn’t have time.
Kamiki | June 12, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Please Lord let her having an accident where she actually is fatally injured, I am so sick of hearing about the 50 year old 21 year old Hohan.
shanipie | June 12, 2007 at 6:39 pm
psshhhh…
She’s such a fucking dumb ass bitch.
Its pisses me off cuz i used to really like her and I enjoyed her movies, now how am I supposed to watch them when I know what a friggin loser she is in real life.
free sample | June 12, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Like the felons and cons WANT to be in a bathroom with her. EWWWWWWW.
woodhorse | June 12, 2007 at 6:58 pm
#12 She can’t die from not peeing. She will eventually pee on herself in her sleep. She will not die from not eating or drinking. They will stick a stiff tube down her nose and pour it in. Usually, just the threat of doing this will get a person to eat or drink (trust me, have done this to people many times). If she manages to die from something else, oh well.
Chauncey Gardner | June 12, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Was she actually driving, or did her friends just prop her unconscious body up at the wheel like WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S?
Bubba | June 12, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Eh, she’s only getting sued for damages which is almost unamerican.
That amount is probably considerably less than what she spends on coke, booze, and the 2 meals she eats in any given week.
LL | June 12, 2007 at 7:19 pm
RE (trust me, have done this to people many times):
In an official capacity, or as a hobby?
sharpeidude | June 12, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Jeez! Is this girl overdue for a cellblock address or what?
PunjabPete | June 12, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Blindfold and a cougar… LOL
woodhorse | June 12, 2007 at 7:31 pm
#25 While sometimes it is difficult to leave one’s work on the lock down unit at the lock down unit, I never took my work home.
it's me fuckers | June 12, 2007 at 7:43 pm
why has it taken so long for them to sue?
woodhorse | June 12, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Yes, Wally, I see that you know where I work – Now. I used to work in Psych ICU.
SCOTLAND | June 12, 2007 at 8:23 pm
All Join hands and circle to the south,
Get a little moonshine in your mouth.
All join hands and circle wide,
spread right out like an old cow hide.
All jump up and never come down,
Swing Your pretty girl round and round.
Allemande left with the corner maid,
Meet your own and Promenade.
techclerk | June 12, 2007 at 8:27 pm
#20
I hear ya. I even used to listen to her record, too! I was in her fan club and everything.
Boy do I feel like a dumbass. The only reason I don’t kill myself in shame is because I hope to live long enough to see this stupid cunt off herself.
ctti | June 12, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Haha! Blindfold & cougar. That’s straight from Talladega Nights.
And yes, why the hell does that piece of white trash still have her license?
nicole | June 12, 2007 at 8:41 pm
.. i thought the law states that you can’t sue someone if the action you were taking part in was illegal. If the guy was making an illegal u-turn, isn’t it his fault anyways? i mean, lindsay was still probably drunk but whatever.
cosmetologist | June 12, 2007 at 9:19 pm
I bet she doesn’t have any insurance. Off to jail for her too.
Blue Eyes | June 12, 2007 at 9:33 pm
She’s a pig. A loser. A waste of flesh. Fire crotch. Black list her already.
Blue Eyes | June 12, 2007 at 9:35 pm
to #32
She can’t sing.
herbiefrog | June 12, 2007 at 10:22 pm
she’s doing fine
we’re all doin’
a fine :)
…so the rest of you can
…really
just
fuck off [can we say that here?]
herbiefrog | June 12, 2007 at 10:24 pm
.
.
.
…and
…apparently
…we can : ) )
krazihottkelli | June 12, 2007 at 10:32 pm
zhe lookin pregnant to me
or maybe thatz becoz zhez
eating and not znorting!
justifiable | June 12, 2007 at 10:42 pm
#40 God, but you’re a fucking idiot.
krazihottkelli | June 13, 2007 at 12:06 am
41=must be one
lonely fuckin
loser..11:42 at
nite and your on
your computer…
whatz wrong..not
gettin any, R U ?
justifiable | June 13, 2007 at 3:20 am
#42 Maybe someday a) you’ll learn to tell time accurately and b) realize there’s more than one time zone and country out there than the one you’re in. You just proved AGAIN that you’re a fucking idiot, thanks for doing the work.
Pixie | June 13, 2007 at 3:35 am
How you feeling Scottland?(<3 love you hotshot)
Sprite | June 13, 2007 at 8:19 am
Likeomgicantbelievethisdudeisntsuingforlike
agazilliondollarsifitwasmeidsobeliketrying
togethertoapyformyhousecarnewboatnewclothes
andmycollegetuitioncauseshesliketotallyrich.
sickofitall | June 13, 2007 at 9:23 am
i served in the Navy for four years. I blew through several tollbooths in illinois because I did not have any change (stupid, I know.) They slapped me with a two thousand dollar fine and suspended my drivers license. unable to work without driving, i drove anyways while trying to save money to pay the bill. i got pulled over, served three days and prison and ordered to serve 100 hours community service.
and this bitch gets off, drunk driving, crashing cars, snorting coke, a bitch who has done NOTHING for society at all. i served this goddamn country for four fucking years, and they do this to me for BLOWING A TOLL. tell me the justice.
Fluffy Butt | June 13, 2007 at 9:34 am
Is it just me, or does she look pregnant?
techclerk | June 13, 2007 at 10:22 am
Herbiefrog, who’s this “we” you are talking about? You got multiple personality disorder?
#37
I think she can’t act, either. Did you see Just My Luck? Maybe it would have been a good movie, but the scenes with her in it suck. Everybody else played their parts good. Lindsay’s character dragged everybody else down. The best parts of that movie were the parts that didn’t have Lindsay in the scenes.
jrzmommy | June 13, 2007 at 10:46 am
I wonder if she walked face first into that tree?
hendero67 | June 13, 2007 at 10:55 am
well duh, you’d just blindfold the cougar and you’d be fine. I do it every morning on my way to work.