Lindsay Lohan and her mom are being sued by a freelance photographer who claims Lindsay hit him with her mom’s car back in March. The photographer is claiming he “sustained severe and permanent personal injuries” including injuries to both knees for which he was “still getting medical treatment.” The photographer’s lawyer says he’s seeking unspecified monetary damages “for his pain and suffering and his lost wages.”
If you remember the incident, Lindsay sort of bumps him with her car and then he drops to the ground and starts flailing around. Now I’m not calling him a liar, but he’s lying. And he’s a liar. I want Lindsay to go down as much as everybody else, but not for this. If anything, the guy should be thanking her for giving him a car massage.
titsonsnack | May 16, 2007 at 7:39 am
Why do celebrities drive.
PxRxD | May 16, 2007 at 7:43 am
Finally.
BarbadoSlim | May 16, 2007 at 7:43 am
I’m all for the indiscriminate running down of paparazzi (and everybody else) but fishdoode, this shit’s old.
Guy | May 16, 2007 at 7:50 am
Well I hope he doesn’t get any thing.
Fifth Stooge | May 16, 2007 at 7:56 am
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.
hollyj | May 16, 2007 at 7:57 am
I hate to say anything good about the bitch, but her eyes actually look pretty in that pic. Are those contacts?
whoneedsenemies | May 16, 2007 at 7:57 am
I’m sick that she made Maxim’s top 100! WTF!!!!!
FRIST!!! | May 16, 2007 at 8:00 am
Car massage, waahahahahaha!!!
suzy | May 16, 2007 at 8:01 am
Yesterday’s news.
FRIST!!! | May 16, 2007 at 8:02 am
And, because I used to work on personal injury cases, I happen to know he will most likely win, by settlement out of court. Lindsay, take my advise. LET IT GO TO TRIAL!!!
jenster | May 16, 2007 at 8:07 am
haha, what a coke face.
anyhoo, that papparazzi’s douche,
thats part of the job
Kate | May 16, 2007 at 8:12 am
She and Britney remind me SO much of each other…once they went downhill, it was all over…they look crazy in every picture and act that way too.
Okay, that being said, the video of this guy getting “hit” by Lohan is pretty hilarious…I’ve never seen such bad acting in my life as that guy throwing himself at her hood and flopping around in the street like a fish that fell out of Paris Hilton’s vag. Ugh. Hope he gets nothing out of this.
Jimbo | May 16, 2007 at 8:15 am
I don’t think anybody can stop Lindsay from “going down”
Dragon | May 16, 2007 at 8:26 am
I can only hope that one day this coked up BITCH, paris and brickney weared gets put away for good. FUCK that would be great
Dragon | May 16, 2007 at 8:27 am
I can only hope that one day this coked up BITCH, paris and brickney weared gets put away for good. FUCK that would be great!!!!!!!
The_Squizz | May 16, 2007 at 8:27 am
First sign of the apocalypse.
slash | May 16, 2007 at 8:35 am
Let’s see, Lohan vs. scuzzy photographer. Who to choose, who to choose? Jebus, that’s a tough one. On the one hand, Lohan’s kinda retarded, she can’t even walk, much less drive. But the photographer, not feelin’ any love for that douchbag, either.
I can’t decide. Maybe Lohan will actually get a chance to run over him again, only this time, she’ll actually kill him, then go to prison for vehicular manslaughter. Everybody wins. Crossing my fingers…
hendero67 | May 16, 2007 at 8:44 am
FRIST, if you really were once a personal injury lawyer surely you should know it’s advice, with a “c”, not advise, which is a verb.
For the first and only time in history, I’m on Lindsay’s side.
FRIST!!! | May 16, 2007 at 8:59 am
Hmmmm ya got me there. Take my advice and shut up.
Besides, I never said I was a lawyer. Just a legal ASSistant
hendero67 | May 16, 2007 at 9:03 am
ok, I shall take it under advisement.
Anyone got a link to the vid that works? All the ones I’ve found have dried up and blown away. Internet tumbelweeds the lot of ‘em. Gah!
freejose.com | May 16, 2007 at 9:09 am
I agree with #1. I hate driving. I’m shocked these Hollywood people don’t pay some $50K/year to drive them around in a black car. It would be money well spent and make DUI a non-factor.
When I’m rich and famous, the only time I’m driving is when I’m plowing my Hummer into a group of gypsies.
F-Sucker | May 16, 2007 at 9:15 am
I wonder if that’s how she looks at a penis before ramming it in her mouth?
Dutch | May 16, 2007 at 9:21 am
dudes a fag. she should surround herself with at least 5 italians at all times, then she wouldn’t have to worry about accidentally kneecapping people… her goons could do it on purpose. with baseball bats.
techclerk | May 16, 2007 at 9:44 am
hendero67,
As your attorney, I advise you to take this mescaline.
captain obvious | May 16, 2007 at 9:52 am
pay someone to drive your freckled ass around while you still can…don’t see much of a career in her future, she’s already washed up at, what, 20?!(…E! true hollywood story, and thats abt it).
5 years from now she can carpool with Gary Coleman and the Corey’s.
hendero67 | May 16, 2007 at 10:03 am
mmmmmmmmmmmm, mescaline
hollyj | May 16, 2007 at 10:04 am
21. Posted by freejose.com “..When I’m rich and famous, the only time I’m driving is when I’m plowing my Hummer into a group of gypsies.”
I’m not sure why, but that totally cracked me up.
Maybe it was the visual of a bunch of traditionally-dressed gypsies bouncing off the hood of a Hummer with a grunt, then being tossed like rag dolls into the air as you continue to accelerate.
Zee Brat | May 16, 2007 at 10:32 am
Hahaha. Car massage. Priceless.
FRIST!!! | May 16, 2007 at 10:34 am
#28 I already said that 20 comments ago.
Just sayin
krazihottkelli | May 16, 2007 at 10:34 am
This stupid cheap=ass bitch
coked up, hitting people
too cheap to ride in a limo
shez probably snortiny while
shez driving and wantz her
privacy..good thing u saved
all that money drivin yourself
coz you & Brittney r done…..
YouRang | May 16, 2007 at 10:37 am
#27 You should watch Borat.
Chauncey Gardner | May 16, 2007 at 10:46 am
Man, she’s got attempted vehicular homicide written all over her face in this boss action pose.
lambman | May 16, 2007 at 10:47 am
#1 – I agree, why don’t they just have full time drivers and not worry about DUI, lawsuits, accidents…ect
plus what’s more fun than being drunk in a limo?
Zee Brat | May 16, 2007 at 11:51 am
#29 Uhm.. yippie for us, we share an opinion?
hollyj | May 16, 2007 at 12:30 pm
31 – I have! It was hilarious. I esp like the scene with the two men chasing and wrestling naked. FUNNY SHITE!
They blurred out their penises, but they didn’t bother to blur out that old guy’s saggy ballsac hanging in Borat’s face. WTH were they thinking? No one wants to see a long hairy scrote!
caljenna66 | May 16, 2007 at 12:35 pm
34 – well, count me in too, I thought the ‘car massage’ comment was extremely funny too. I spotted.
SCOTLAND | May 16, 2007 at 2:52 pm
God Bless America,
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam
God bless America, My home sweet home.
tonybiah | May 16, 2007 at 9:03 pm
She clearly should have finished the job, dirty paparazzi bastards
dimitra | May 20, 2007 at 7:37 am
linsday+paris-biggest uggliest sluts.