Lindsay Lohan has reached the final straw with her father Michael Lohan. After another battle in the press this week, Chesty Chesteron of Chestrackistan has decided to file a restraining order against her old man. Page Six reports:
Sources said, that she’s “taking out an order of protection. He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.” Lindsay’s sister, Ali, “already has an order of protection against him, as does [mom] Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.”
Jesus, don’t people hire hitmen anymore? Since when did Hollywood become a bunch of pansies? Somehow I can’t help but blame Ryan Seacrest. He knows what he did.
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Dave | September 26, 2008 at 1:07 pm
first she loves chicks
hugefaggot | September 26, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Second.
Steve | September 26, 2008 at 1:13 pm
She is so pretty!
havoc | September 26, 2008 at 1:15 pm
She muncha da carpet….
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Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | September 26, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Only one fist at at time, please
Obama will lose to Palin | September 26, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I’d put a hit out on her, right between her butt cheeks.
Grover Cleveland | September 26, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Samantha must has a big schlong or enormus tonge
Gina | September 26, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Nothing wrong with Mike Lohan…the whole family is fucked up and crazy including the youngest kid.
They threw Mike away just like Cher did to Sonny Bono.
Sonny Bono paid for and created Cher, as thanks she threw him in the garbage. SAME deal but even WORSE here !!
Mike Lohan did have a drinking problem but he’s fine now, I know the guy he’s a neighbor of mine. The ex has turned the kids on him and trying to put him under a bus
-G
HorribleJudgment | September 26, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Who cares? Everyone involved here is as ugly as sin. Lindsay’s face is leathery and weathered. She has the face of a 48 year old.
Michael Lohan is all wrinkled and fugly. His face looks like it’s made of fucking clay that someone ran over with a truck. Blech.
And Samantha Ronson has beady little pig eyes sunken into dark pockets of flesh, repulsive sausage lips, a weasel face, a head shaped like a corpse, and she looks like she smells like a corpse.
A restraining order? Good. They should all stay away from each another. Their ugliness feeds off one another.
ummm...yeah | September 26, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Who the fuck cares about this fucking skank and her fucked up family?
Fish, stop fucking posting about her ,dam.
Baconator | September 26, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Remeber when she used to be hot? me niether….
miggs | September 26, 2008 at 1:35 pm
When did the entire female Lohan clan develop a severe penis phobia? You could have filled an Olympic pool with all the thick salty semen they’ve gulped down (especially Ali).
Gina | September 26, 2008 at 1:40 pm
All these Disney “puppets” like Lohan, Spears, Cyrus act like wild monkeys and pull bad press shit to get out of there contracts.
It worked for the Beatles with EMI and Mahria Carey and Sony right ?
Dont beleive a thing you read or see set up by there press agents its all bullshit
-Gina
ph7 | September 26, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Lindsey,
You may restrain me at any time.
- ph7
Rough Daddy | September 26, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Id like to take a sniff right after shes been ravaged by Ranson, just to complain afterward…
Michelle Obama | September 26, 2008 at 2:09 pm
My pussy smells like the monkeyhouse at the zoo.
John McCain | September 26, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I stink of desperation…and impending failure.
John McCain | September 26, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I am suspending my campaign until Linsdsay is back on the cock.
Obammy Mammy | September 26, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I heard Crackhead Obama filed a restaining order against Lindsay
What Thefuckever | September 26, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I have PMS and the urge is overwhelming to smack those douche nozzle Lohan’s in the head for being so damned stupid.
Oh and I will be voting for Obama just because Lindsay says he’s what our country needs. Yeah – - I don’t fuckin’ think so.
THE REAL BARELY | September 26, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Restraining order…? How about she file a restraining order on the career nosedive she’s presently in? Jesus: Bridge jumpers laugh at her descent…
saratoga party | September 26, 2008 at 5:42 pm
her dad is a dick. luv you lindsay!!
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She has wonderful boobs…………….I *heart* her
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juegos gratis | September 27, 2008 at 5:36 am
She is so beautiful.
gerard Vandenberg | September 27, 2008 at 8:35 am
This is the other SNOB I was talking about.
HOW LONG WILL AMERICA EXIST WITH HER?