Lindsay Lohan gets waxed

Look how fat Lindsay Looks next to Paris. Come on Lindsay, get to snortin’, girl.

Where are Lohan’s millions of freckles?!

And why isn’t Paris’ twat hanging out?!

Aren’t these things supposed to be authentic?

I think Lindsay’s anatomically incorrect, her hips are wider…wink wink!

Didn’t recognize Paris….oh yeah, not shot in night vision. Oh well.

Didn’t recognize Paris….oh yeah, not shot in night vision. Oh well.

it’s funny that the wax versions look like they have more going on upstairs than the real ones….the real linsday and paris prefer below the waste activity.

wow, does anyone else think they look scary lol

Joan Collin’s really looks good for her age.

I love that for all of the couture that they wear and all of the expensive stuff that they flash around, Paris is wearing SWEATPANTS. LL at least got that effen Chloe bag. Ha.

good job but it looks a little older than Linds.. >_<;;

It looks like they took the time to get her eyes perfect. But then they got lazy and just slapped those eyes on a Ben Stiller head they found stuffed in a box somewhere in the storage closet.

It looks like they took the time to get her eyes perfect. But then they got lazy and just slapped those eyes on a Ben Stiller head they found stuffed in a box somewhere in the storage closet.

remember when Paris’ wax statue was ‘unveiled?’ And think Paris was there to pose next to it. Looks like Madame Tussads couldn’t afford to fly Linds out, or she passed…Check out their home page, woth seeing! Check out Ben Affleck, you can pose with him like this chick did.

no. 112! Ha, right on!

no. 109, too funny.

how about this; you can marry george clooney
mtvegas.com/experience_chapel.asp

at least Linds was nice enough to stop and pose with the little people.
pugbus.net/artman/publish/04132006_lohanwax.shtml

check out the freaky UK homepage. Do you see the freaky sculpture of kylie monuge?
Is that who that is seriously supposed to be? If I were her I would totally sue. Or just ask them nicely if they would throw the piece of &hit into a tree stump grinder.
madame-tussauds.co.uk/

Shoppen in stijl with J-Lo? Is that seriously dutch? Some drunk/stoned guy in Amsterdam could totally go freak up on her for 100 bucks.
madametussauds.nl/dutch/experience_jlo.asp

no. 108, 104 right on.

108. Posted by HughJorganthethird
Joan Collin’s really looks good for her age.

104. Posted by Pez_D_Spencer
Didn’t recognize Paris….oh yeah, not shot in night vision. Oh well.

102. Posted by Tania
Where are Lohan’s millions of freckles?!
And why isn’t Paris’ twat hanging out?!
Aren’t these things supposed to be authentic?

98. Posted by biatcho
doesn’t Paris’ “fake” hair on the wax figure look more genuine than the bird shit she normally sports around on her noggin.
I really think she’s bald and wears wigs all the time.

23. Posted by sometimesboy
i heard they were going to do a figure of ryan semencrest, but they realized that no one really likes waxed fruit…

—-yeah, but he’s actually already there, Linds is new. “For a current list of our stars, click here.”
mtvegas.com/popup/az.html
mtvegas.com/experience_az.asp#

You can totally have your own party with all your favorite celebs there! There’s hundres of more than 100 of the world’s hottest celebrities, politicians, athletes and legends are in attendance for your function. Featuring six highly themed rooms ranging from a Hollywood party with guests including Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt to an exciting sports arena with interactive experiences featuring Shaquille O’Neal and Tiger Woods, your guests are encouraged to touch, interact and be photographed with the lifelike figures.
http://www.mtvegas.com/parties.asp

oh, crap. I didn’t realize they allowed us to type links. Crap. Sorry. :)

#113, 114, 115, 116

Dude. Lay off the VAULT. It’s not intended for nighttime use.

…yeah i know, that waxed man-face wacked on Lohen reminds me of u too biatchole!

muhahahahahahah!!!! BIATCHO, you’re 31!LOL! Dude, enough said! I give up, you win whatever, because you are OLD!!LOL! I CANNOT compete with that shit! Whatever you say to me now, I’ll just be laughing at! No really, you win!!hahaha!Best.Site.Ever!

One little,
Two little,
Three little anorexic chicks;
Four little,
Five little,
Six little anorexic chicks;
Seven little
Eight little
Nine little anorexic chicks…
Ten anorexic stupid whores!

Wow I’d really appreciate it more if these were the work of that Psycho from “HOUSE OF WAX”. :P

Hope they didn’t forget the herpes on Paris..

WHAT THE???!?!?!? Is it just me or is that a bad wax job? Is that? a mustache? Lindsay Looks like A MEN!!!

Heffer – you’re killing me!! While I had a weekend full of fun & debauchery you seriously posted on the superficial about a crazillion times. You’re a fucking loser! When I was a teenager I had friends & went boozing & smoking pot at the marina every fucking night… do you even have friends?
It’s actually quite sad so perhaps I will stop telling everyone you suck moosecock because now you’re just like a retard to me – I feel bad for making fun. Tell your parents I’m sorry too. They are probably in their bedroom smoking pot right now and kicking themselves for raising a loser.

#124 the wax Lohan looks ugly because Lindsay Lohan IS UGLY!!!!!!
I wonder if wax Lohan’s ass is flat and hangs badly as a 70 year old lady’s too as real Hohan’s ass does.

Does wax Paris has wax herpes???

Does wax Hohan has wax cocaine in her purse?

what a fucking ugly thing and a waste of good wax! Will there be a sex tape from her as well?

She does it right. The best kind of shoes are no shoes at all. Besides, her feet still look more or less healthy – why ruin that with shoes?