Lindsay Lohan gets waxed

I didn’t know they made skank in wax.

Are these wax statues orifice friendly?

Ha Ha…ugly ass coke head, it looks like thy gave her stretch marks as well from sucking so much cock.

I think the headline should have been “Lindsay Lohan Gets Stoned”. And I don’t mean stoned as in, cast in stone, like a sculpture. I also don’t mean stoned, as in smoking the reefer. I mean stoned. As in hurling large rocks at her.

Is there a freelancer writing for SF today?

Ok, I don’t think this resembles Hohan very much. I mean, where’s the herpetic sore? The trace of coke on her upper lip? The cumstains?

Get REAL Madame Tussauds!

Nice!! but paris’ hair loos fake.

then again, it looks fake in real life too.

Will the wax statues tits grow and shrink as well?

How sweet — they made her wax statue anorexic too!

the wax paris looks better than the real paris, and the wax lindsay looks like a two-hundred year old vagabond anorexic extra from the Golden Girls with a permanent goofball smirk.

That would be a great decoraton right next to my fireplace.

In the first picture lohan looks like a lolly pop with that huge head..

All the museum needs now is a wax table with a wax mirror and some powder to put between them to give it those final touches

It looks like Paul Lynde in a long wig.

Who knew Lindsay Lohan was actually a a gay actor who’s been dead for 23 years!

Lohan looks great in drag. Gay men around the world are jealous.

P.S. do they make wax cocaine?

they made linds look like a man from straight on.

and why is paris looking at linds like she is going to have sex with her? i can just imagine her saying “Mmmmmm, that’s hot”

Thats not LiLo, that’s Laura Flynn Boil. yeah I said boil. Her face doesn’t look right but the body does.

Paris looks just like the real thing- fake.

EWWWWWWWWW!

Paris Hilton? So that’s where Jessica’s nose went.

oooo #2!…. Now I got the heebie jeebies…

Ashlee’s nose. Damnit.

#15 paris copywrited that saying, thesuperficial.com now has to pay her royalties
;)

I hope my girlfriend reads the SF. Because if she doesn’t, when I tell her “I’m gonna fuck her like a wax statue” she’ll probably be really confused.

it looks like paula abdul got to the botox just in time….good for her…oh, wait…what’s that…..oh….this is lynsey lohan…

i hear whilmer valdirama did anal with this statue…

i heard they were going to do a figure of ryan semencrest, but they realized that no one really likes waxed fruit…

Thats funny, because I waxed both of them month’s ago……

I wonder what a wax herpe looks like?

Shouldn’t there be a wax Wilmer behind Lohan?

That looks like fun…wish I could get waxed.

it’s amazing – the wax figure really accurately captures her life-less and vacant quality.

I hardly recognized the wax figure of Paris. She’s not digging at her twat, peeing, taking meds for herpes, flashing or fucking. Clearly it’s an antiquated model of the whore.

What are they going to do when/if she gets back to a normal weight? Make another?

#16 – too generous on the lara flynn boyle comparison, i would definitely lean more towards a ‘if lindsay lohan and CJ from west wing had a 40-year old test tube baby…’ lines.

exhibit A: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4080/Events/4080/AllisonJan_Grani_7065250_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Janney,%20Allison

They both look like drag queens. Lindsay looks older than my mom too. Ugh, do they really deserve wax figures of each other? This will do wonders for their egos.

I’d hit it! And by hit I mean make hot steamy monkey love to them both. And by both I don’t mean the real girls, I mean the wax models.

I got mine at skankywhorewaxsexmodels.com for 39.95 each. “hey mr. postman, wait and see….waxy little sex toys for skanky ole me…”

I bet Wax Lohan smells like a country garden. And Wax Hilton smells like a mountain breeze. As long as it is a garden of rotten vaginas and the mountains are made of smegma and fish heads.

Add a wick to the top and burn baby burn.

#23 – I’m weak from laughter…waxed fruit…oh rapture…waxed fruit…HA!

And both of these wax statues are better actresses than the real things. And you can have sex with these without getting clamidia or syphillis (although it could cause waxy penis, but I’m sure they make a pill for that).

It’s pretty sad when the wax statue shows more personality than the real thing.

This story was brought to us by Steph, who will be applying her high school credits in journalism to her degree in communications at Little Rock Community College. She got to ride the bus to New York and they even let her use the new digital camera. Way to go Steph!

You’re right they have aged her… so much so that she’s turned into Teri Hatcher.

ugh…barf

These things look like the dolls from Real Sex that are scarily realistic. I bet the Paris doll comes with a penis permanantly lodged in it. The Linds figure comes with sinuses packed with so much coke, you couldn’t get anymore up there if you wanted to.

Also, I hate the wax Lindsay, too. I want that Chloe bag.

I still am debating whether I should take the Lindsay Lohan wax statue or the Britney Spears sculpture home.

It’s still considered art, right?

Paris looks like she’s saying, “Oh no you di-in’t!”

#41 – It’s not art, it’s statutory rape.

A funnier blogger than me came up with that on the Brit thread, but it’s still funny.

why did they dress up Paris in sweats? why not one of the really expensive skanky dresses she usually wears. and if they really wanted these statues to be realistic, wouldn’t they both have a little nipple showing? or in Paris’s case, her whole boob hanging out.

Both likenesses are superb, capturing their vacant, souless gaze and waxey, coke-infused flesh. Together, they stand in the Celebrity Skanks exhibit, sandwiched between the Olsen twins and the Simpson sisters.

UNWASHEDMASSES – NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR! LISA AND MAGGIE ARE NOT SKANKS

I thought the sculpture was going to be her snorting coke on Paris Hilton’s Rotten Pussy while Oprah takes a dump on her chest…oh well

Jeezuuuussss…they’ll give anyone a wax statue these days.

statutory rape! ahhhhaahhahahhahaha

What will happen when Lindsay’s 15 minutes are up? Or for that matter, Paris’? They’ll sell them on Ebay, where someone (me) will buy them to use as target practice. Then, when they are reduced to little bits of wax, I’ll melt them down, make crayons out of them, and write death threats to the current anorexic media whores.