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Iambananas | April 13, 2006 at 3:25 pm
I didn’t know they made skank in wax.
The Mad Scientologist | April 13, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Are these wax statues orifice friendly?
BarryBonds | April 13, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Ha Ha…ugly ass coke head, it looks like thy gave her stretch marks as well from sucking so much cock.
mamacita | April 13, 2006 at 3:27 pm
I think the headline should have been “Lindsay Lohan Gets Stoned”. And I don’t mean stoned as in, cast in stone, like a sculpture. I also don’t mean stoned, as in smoking the reefer. I mean stoned. As in hurling large rocks at her.
Trotter | April 13, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Is there a freelancer writing for SF today?
Ok, I don’t think this resembles Hohan very much. I mean, where’s the herpetic sore? The trace of coke on her upper lip? The cumstains?
Get REAL Madame Tussauds!
MeganHarris | April 13, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Nice!! but paris’ hair loos fake.
then again, it looks fake in real life too.
FriarTuck | April 13, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Will the wax statues tits grow and shrink as well?
Devil Is Chrome | April 13, 2006 at 3:29 pm
How sweet — they made her wax statue anorexic too!
tits_on_snack | April 13, 2006 at 3:29 pm
the wax paris looks better than the real paris, and the wax lindsay looks like a two-hundred year old vagabond anorexic extra from the Golden Girls with a permanent goofball smirk.
PapaHotNuts | April 13, 2006 at 3:31 pm
That would be a great decoraton right next to my fireplace.
HappyTimeHarry | April 13, 2006 at 3:31 pm
In the first picture lohan looks like a lolly pop with that huge head..
All the museum needs now is a wax table with a wax mirror and some powder to put between them to give it those final touches
tuben | April 13, 2006 at 3:31 pm
It looks like Paul Lynde in a long wig.
Who knew Lindsay Lohan was actually a a gay actor who’s been dead for 23 years!
dirtypiratehooker | April 13, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Lohan looks great in drag. Gay men around the world are jealous.
dirtypiratehooker | April 13, 2006 at 3:34 pm
P.S. do they make wax cocaine?
xogirly84 | April 13, 2006 at 3:35 pm
they made linds look like a man from straight on.
and why is paris looking at linds like she is going to have sex with her? i can just imagine her saying “Mmmmmm, that’s hot”
PandoraKnight | April 13, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Thats not LiLo, that’s Laura Flynn Boil. yeah I said boil. Her face doesn’t look right but the body does.
Paris looks just like the real thing- fake.
scarlett138 | April 13, 2006 at 3:36 pm
EWWWWWWWWW!
santori | April 13, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Paris Hilton? So that’s where Jessica’s nose went.
boredmilf | April 13, 2006 at 3:37 pm
oooo #2!…. Now I got the heebie jeebies…
santori | April 13, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Ashlee’s nose. Damnit.
HappyTimeHarry | April 13, 2006 at 3:38 pm
#15 paris copywrited that saying, thesuperficial.com now has to pay her royalties
;)
PapaHotNuts | April 13, 2006 at 3:41 pm
I hope my girlfriend reads the SF. Because if she doesn’t, when I tell her “I’m gonna fuck her like a wax statue” she’ll probably be really confused.
sometimesboy | April 13, 2006 at 3:46 pm
it looks like paula abdul got to the botox just in time….good for her…oh, wait…what’s that…..oh….this is lynsey lohan…
i hear whilmer valdirama did anal with this statue…
i heard they were going to do a figure of ryan semencrest, but they realized that no one really likes waxed fruit…
Italian Stallion | April 13, 2006 at 3:47 pm
Thats funny, because I waxed both of them month’s ago……
I wonder what a wax herpe looks like?
Shouldn’t there be a wax Wilmer behind Lohan?
Chrystal03 | April 13, 2006 at 3:49 pm
That looks like fun…wish I could get waxed.
The Lazy Asian | April 13, 2006 at 3:53 pm
it’s amazing – the wax figure really accurately captures her life-less and vacant quality.
Jay from the Bay | April 13, 2006 at 3:55 pm
I hardly recognized the wax figure of Paris. She’s not digging at her twat, peeing, taking meds for herpes, flashing or fucking. Clearly it’s an antiquated model of the whore.
Xarah | April 13, 2006 at 3:57 pm
What are they going to do when/if she gets back to a normal weight? Make another?
gp | April 13, 2006 at 3:57 pm
#16 – too generous on the lara flynn boyle comparison, i would definitely lean more towards a ‘if lindsay lohan and CJ from west wing had a 40-year old test tube baby…’ lines.
exhibit A: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/4080/Events/4080/AllisonJan_Grani_7065250_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Janney,%20Allison
gogoboots | April 13, 2006 at 3:57 pm
They both look like drag queens. Lindsay looks older than my mom too. Ugh, do they really deserve wax figures of each other? This will do wonders for their egos.
whackjob | April 13, 2006 at 4:02 pm
I’d hit it! And by hit I mean make hot steamy monkey love to them both. And by both I don’t mean the real girls, I mean the wax models.
I got mine at skankywhorewaxsexmodels.com for 39.95 each. “hey mr. postman, wait and see….waxy little sex toys for skanky ole me…”
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 13, 2006 at 4:03 pm
I bet Wax Lohan smells like a country garden. And Wax Hilton smells like a mountain breeze. As long as it is a garden of rotten vaginas and the mountains are made of smegma and fish heads.
claire bear | April 13, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Add a wick to the top and burn baby burn.
newbondsux | April 13, 2006 at 4:04 pm
#23 – I’m weak from laughter…waxed fruit…oh rapture…waxed fruit…HA!
artmonkey3000 | April 13, 2006 at 4:04 pm
And both of these wax statues are better actresses than the real things. And you can have sex with these without getting clamidia or syphillis (although it could cause waxy penis, but I’m sure they make a pill for that).
i don't like you | April 13, 2006 at 4:10 pm
It’s pretty sad when the wax statue shows more personality than the real thing.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 13, 2006 at 4:10 pm
This story was brought to us by Steph, who will be applying her high school credits in journalism to her degree in communications at Little Rock Community College. She got to ride the bus to New York and they even let her use the new digital camera. Way to go Steph!
lesleyannf | April 13, 2006 at 4:11 pm
You’re right they have aged her… so much so that she’s turned into Teri Hatcher.
anmarileelee | April 13, 2006 at 4:17 pm
ugh…barf
Jacq | April 13, 2006 at 4:25 pm
These things look like the dolls from Real Sex that are scarily realistic. I bet the Paris doll comes with a penis permanantly lodged in it. The Linds figure comes with sinuses packed with so much coke, you couldn’t get anymore up there if you wanted to.
Also, I hate the wax Lindsay, too. I want that Chloe bag.
Grphdesi23 | April 13, 2006 at 4:26 pm
I still am debating whether I should take the Lindsay Lohan wax statue or the Britney Spears sculpture home.
It’s still considered art, right?
Jacq | April 13, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Paris looks like she’s saying, “Oh no you di-in’t!”
Jacq | April 13, 2006 at 4:28 pm
#41 – It’s not art, it’s statutory rape.
A funnier blogger than me came up with that on the Brit thread, but it’s still funny.
i don't like you | April 13, 2006 at 4:31 pm
why did they dress up Paris in sweats? why not one of the really expensive skanky dresses she usually wears. and if they really wanted these statues to be realistic, wouldn’t they both have a little nipple showing? or in Paris’s case, her whole boob hanging out.
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 13, 2006 at 4:31 pm
Both likenesses are superb, capturing their vacant, souless gaze and waxey, coke-infused flesh. Together, they stand in the Celebrity Skanks exhibit, sandwiched between the Olsen twins and the Simpson sisters.
newbondsux | April 13, 2006 at 4:32 pm
UNWASHEDMASSES – NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR! LISA AND MAGGIE ARE NOT SKANKS
BarryBonds | April 13, 2006 at 4:32 pm
I thought the sculpture was going to be her snorting coke on Paris Hilton’s Rotten Pussy while Oprah takes a dump on her chest…oh well
shell | April 13, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Jeezuuuussss…they’ll give anyone a wax statue these days.
honey | April 13, 2006 at 4:43 pm
statutory rape! ahhhhaahhahahhahaha
Feed_Me_Chocolate | April 13, 2006 at 4:46 pm
What will happen when Lindsay’s 15 minutes are up? Or for that matter, Paris’? They’ll sell them on Ebay, where someone (me) will buy them to use as target practice. Then, when they are reduced to little bits of wax, I’ll melt them down, make crayons out of them, and write death threats to the current anorexic media whores.