Lindsay Lohan gets sued

July 31st, 2007 // 124 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a woman who claims Lindsay and her bodyguard hit her car and then gave her a fake name and number. TMZ reports:

Signe Dupuy claims that in April 2007 LiLo and her main man, Jaz, cut her off in their SUV while she was driving on Fairfax Ave. in L.A. Dupuy says when she got out of the car, Lindsay stopped and glared at her, while Jaz was “hostile” and “tried to intimidate” her. She says they gave her a fake name and number (the nerve!) and drove away. Signe tells us this is her last resort, as she has tried to contact Lindsay several times, even sending her rep a letter. Lindsay’s rep told us she did get the letter but “filed it away,” adding “I assumed the letter was sent to [Lindsay's] lawyers. That’s what they’re paid for.”

I can’t figure out who’s dumber, Lindsay Lohan for actually trying to give a fake name, or the woman who couldn’t figure out she wasn’t dealing with ‘Chesty La Rue’. And just cause, here’s Lindsay Lohan in her bikini from two weeks ago, before she was arrested. Can you even remember that far back? Look at that thing on her ankle. Man, this place is like a museum.

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  1. Andrea

    She’s so stupid I bet she doesn’t even realize she has on two different nail polish

  2. morning coffee

    I forgot to mention the pink nail polish with blue thumbs… ya, that works! —NOT!

    And her lipstick is ALWAYS circling her mouth as if to try to escape the herpes.

  3. Frick!

    #36…oh yes, it is possible. Try: Giant implants put in…Giant implants taken out…Smaller implants put in= stretched out, loose skin= saggy ass titties at the ripe old age of 21= Sad.

  4. Penis Mightier

    I’m not one to defend this pathetic waste of flesh, but I really think her boobs are real. I can spot implants a mile away and I also have my PHD in Boobology so I trust my instincts on this one.

  5. Big E

    why is she wearing a wedding ring???

  6. Bite Me!

    @54 I agree with you and if she paid for those floppy fun bags, I would go ask for a refund

  7. adeliza

    #47–
    You GO!

  8. morning coffee

    54 Sorry, but you’re wrong.

    http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/linsday_lohan_plastic_surgery.htm

    Take a look. Those things are under her chin.

  9. joe

    She should keep her glasses on. When you look in her eyes you can see how much pain she is in on the inside. It is very distracting when I am trying to jerk off to these photos.

  10. Bite Me!

    @58 they are not under her chin any more!!! She can tuck them into her belly button

  11. i have implants

    I have implants and those are fake!

    She got them placed under the muscle so they look somewhat better than most, but trust me, they ain’t real.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with fake tits, but let’s say it like it is.

  12. Bite Me!

    I have nothing against fake tits either, some of them look damn good. But the girl is 21 and they already lap over WTC!! She needs to have them blown back up

  13. Mini

    God she is so FUGLY.
    Her freckles are nasty and you can smell her rank twat from here. Does she even take showers??

  14. Cynthia

    Thank you STEPH!! I always thought her belly button looked waaay too high up. I think it’s a combination of her wearing her bikini bottoms around her vag (which is where I wear mine because it’s just more comfy that way) and her uber sag boobs which seem to hand lower and lower. She could also be sucking her stomach in a bit, which can raise the belly button level.

    And she doesn’t have a well defined waist…

  15. haroof

    holy crap i’d bang the stupid out of that.

  16. Danklin24

    As rich as she is she uses a polaroid digital camera? I guess she doesnt want to spend a lot of money on one when she has to carry around razor blades and mirrors and viles of coke. I’d comment on the actual pictures/story but ive run out of intelligent things to say about this beast. Her freckles scare me.

  17. Rachael

    She has a really strange figure. She’s just not really attractive in a bikini because she hasn’t got a very feminine body – except for her boobs.

    Her thighs are kinda butch and her torso looks like it belongs to a 12 year old boy. And well the freckles just freak me out – they have laser surgery they can do for that you know! What is with the poorly put on orange tan?

    Sometimes in a bikini she looks ok when the photo is froma distance – but up close – well these pics show all.

  18. my comment

    So…. what is she supposed to be selling in these pics?

  19. Rachael

    And damn she is looking more like her mother everyday!

  20. js_442

    oh my… id just like to say that ‘id hit it!’ w/ pride on top of that. freckles are a turn on.

  21. PAM

    Her freckles are nasty!

  22. Mick

    She looks like a dude with breasts.

  23. sean preston

    too much makeup, too much sun. ick.

  24. I think I’m dyslexic, at first I thought it said “Lindsay Gets Used”….but then I realized, yeah that would be fitting as well

  25. erin

    She has great breasts.

  26. Wonky

    If it wasn’t for the fact that she’s a washed-up ugly skanky whore who is stupid as hell to boot, I’d bang her ass and play with those fake funbags. I’d never stick it in her diseased twat though… I’m sure her ass is much cleaner.

    Oh, and I like freckles. She does have that going for her.

  27. Wowza

    Her boobs look so nice in that first picture. She looks nice, rehab has done her good.

  28. Luna

    in pic 8 and 9 i think u can see regrowth of pubic hair

    classy lady

  29. Hash

    Why the f*ck is this f*cking lesbo so f*cking f*ckable?! Damn I’d f*ck her good, f*ck! Who gives a f*ck about her f*cking name.

  30. ???the bitch is high???
    can’t wait to zee the
    zkank fuckup..2 maybe 3 dayz
    zhe’ll be back out there
    acting like the little monkeyfuck
    zhe iz…oh yea..your ankle
    monitor lookz ztupid with heelz
    azzhole????????????

  31. Anna

    she’s a beautiful girl, except for her lack of womanly curves minus that insane rack, but she’s too screwed up for her own good.

  32. DAve

    Has anybody noticed that she has a saggy ass’d rack?

  33. i bet when she takes off that top, her tits rest on her feet.

  34. polly

    she’s really starting to look like her mom, espesh in the first photo… ew

  35. donovan

    holy shit her tits are FAAAAAke i hate fake tits my girl has the same shit. tear drop shaped with the top under the muscle but the bottom sticking out. they look exactly like hers except her aren’t as droopy. there is no way they are real and look at her surgery face. fake nose lips and tits and who knows what else. this girl is a mess. her implants are sooooo saggy and her face and body suck. those are some big ass thighs. and she has a very flat ass i know.

  36. kellizwallowz

    SUED? What for this time? Impersonating an ACTOR? A MUSICIAN? A BLONDE? this is just more than enough.

    #65, it is not possible to fuck the stupid out of this, there is nothing left when the stupid part is removed. Much like Kelli.

    #80 – Kelli – IRONICALLY, the first laugh you EVER gave to me, when YOU called LINDSAY “LITTLE MONKEYFUCK” rofl, rofl, rofl sweetie, now eat shit and die.

  37. ipromisetoplaynicely

    She needs to trim her growler

  38. whompsawce

    I support the superficial’s refusal to use the term “LiLo” unless quoting others.

  39. kelli's psychiatrist

    #86 kelli lives for the aftertaste.

  40. michelle

    i second that her body is terrible. it’s like she was so incredibly fat at one time and went on a diet of cocaine, red bull, cigarettes, and cum and lost weight but never toned up… NASTY

  41. michelle

    oh and i forgot to add, she needs to put some creme on those ashy ass elbows!

  42. jen

    what the hell is up with her skin? looks like freckles are taking over her body.
    gross.
    i hope she gets run over by a black man in a black gmc. then i hope he reverses over her crusty white ass, then i hope he puts the car back in drive and runs over the dumb cunt again. she’s useless.

  43. Is this for real? This lady must be living under a rock.

  44. Eesh, where’s the airbrush when you need one? Crazy thing is that out of all these nasty gals crying out for attention, she’s the only one with some legitimate talent.

    sorry #47, gotta know your movies.

    Remember the good ‘ol days before her chemical festival began?

    Hot Chick Posters

  45. LF

    The star isn’t a lesbian symbol. If people paid better attention, one would recognize a pink triangle to be a lesbian symbol. A star is just…stupid.

  46. gay4girls

    krazihottkelli: I see your fan club was out in full force today. You certainly have an effect on people. Maybe you could get some more talented groupies though, these ones just keep regurgitating the same old shit. How many people post under a variation of your name? The monkeyfuck comment was right on point though . . . think I could borrow it sometime?

    And TT if you’re out there, sorry I didn’t get back to you. I’ll find on you on here some other time.

    Lindsay makes me sad. There is a profound vacancy in her eyes that seriously kills my buzz. I still really don’t know who the fuck she is other than the postings on this site . . . She was in Mean Girls? Mean Girls was pretty funny, I guess. I mean, it was no Bring It On or anything great like that, but whatever. Why is she famous? I know Brit used to have a nice-girl-on-the-brink-of-naughty thing going, you know, projecting like any of us could be the one to turn her (kinda shot now though, unless you want to “turn her” into a leprechaun, or just a leper), Paris has that whole spoiled/spoilt snotty bitch that would probably let you fuck thing, and even Nicole has that “I’m -better-than-you-because-I-don’t-need-food angle. Could somebody explain Lindsay? She just seems like an aiight-figured freckly girl that would be cool if she was cool, but she’s totally not. The flaming raging alcoholic coke-nosed psychopath fuck anything that looks like it might move persona has been completely overdone already by my ex. Perhaps I should send a letter to her rep?

  47. Lindsay

    Is it me or do her teeth look funny?? Like she popped in some fake teeth..

  48. de Cosmos

    Apart from the titz, she’s starting to look sort of run down and worn out.

  49. Mr. Truth.

    Dear Product Support,

    I am interested to see that you have changed your “Evian” water brand into a pure vodka brand. A smart move, and one Mr. Truth would appreciate had he a working liver.

    Yours faithfully,

    Mr. Truth.

  50. Luna

    she needs to have her body sprayed in dior airflash makeup and
    get a Brazilian wax
    and a breast lift.
    i am older then her i have bigger ( real) boobs and mine dont sag

    and better shoes

    not to all ladies dont pose in a swimsuit with out being waxed …………….grose

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