Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a woman who claims Lindsay and her bodyguard hit her car and then gave her a fake name and number. TMZ reports:
Signe Dupuy claims that in April 2007 LiLo and her main man, Jaz, cut her off in their SUV while she was driving on Fairfax Ave. in L.A. Dupuy says when she got out of the car, Lindsay stopped and glared at her, while Jaz was “hostile” and “tried to intimidate” her. She says they gave her a fake name and number (the nerve!) and drove away. Signe tells us this is her last resort, as she has tried to contact Lindsay several times, even sending her rep a letter. Lindsay’s rep told us she did get the letter but “filed it away,” adding “I assumed the letter was sent to [Lindsay's] lawyers. That’s what they’re paid for.”
I can’t figure out who’s dumber, Lindsay Lohan for actually trying to give a fake name, or the woman who couldn’t figure out she wasn’t dealing with ‘Chesty La Rue’. And just cause, here’s Lindsay Lohan in her bikini from two weeks ago, before she was arrested. Can you even remember that far back? Look at that thing on her ankle. Man, this place is like a museum.
wanks | July 31, 2007 at 4:47 pm
skank whore!
TS | July 31, 2007 at 4:48 pm
She’s a stupid bitch but great rack.
ipa | July 31, 2007 at 4:49 pm
somebody needs to shoot her NOW.
Mick | July 31, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Not everyone hows who all the skanky starlets are. Maybe that’s why it took this women longer to figure out that it was Lindsay.
Cubicle POW | July 31, 2007 at 4:50 pm
You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste.
norton | July 31, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Anyone else seeing her Hitler poking over the bikini bottom in pic 8 and 9?
Mick | July 31, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Not everyone knows who all the skanky starlets are. Maybe that’s why it took this women longer to figure out that it was lindsay.
DMM | July 31, 2007 at 4:52 pm
Her body is nasty. she has no shape and tree trunk legs.
Anexio | July 31, 2007 at 4:52 pm
I heart boobs
axdiva | July 31, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Holy skin cancer, Batman! Does she not realize that she is still a redhead and tanning is not good for her. Wow.
TS | July 31, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Some people say that the star tattoo on her wrist is a lesbian symbol. That’s open for discussion though.
ipa | July 31, 2007 at 4:57 pm
damn, this girl absolutely got no waist. NO WAIST AT ALL!!!
BTW, ginger ppl smell. awful.
woodhorse | July 31, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Me too! Lindsay hit me too! I want some money.
Boba Fett | July 31, 2007 at 4:59 pm
They need to sentence her to my house for 6 months of anal banging.
Annie Rexia | July 31, 2007 at 5:00 pm
If it isn’t our very own skanky, racist, shitbag whore. Oh Linday, we missed you. I was going to go see your latest movie, but then quickly realized you weren’t worth seven-fifty. Oh well, geuss I will just have to wait for the dollar special on direct TV pay-per-view. Ah, that might be a little much. Ah, fuck it. World premier on TBS it is! That should only take about what, two months?
Victor | July 31, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Damn I would love to fuck this chick, however, I would sandpaper all those fuckin freckles off. Then lotion her up so she wouldn’t be so rough. She has nice long legs, nice tits, and a nice ass, but the fuck freckles have to go.
Assy LaButt | July 31, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Gawd, she’s so cuntceited.
BUT, I guess that’s the biz
ipa | July 31, 2007 at 5:04 pm
I’ve got very smooth skin, Victor *winwink*
ipa | July 31, 2007 at 5:05 pm
*winKwink*
t | July 31, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Can I just say…that girl is going to have some serious skin damage when she gets older! Look at all those freckles!
Skannkibal Heckler | July 31, 2007 at 5:06 pm
#5 – Brillian, just Brilliant.
(“People will say we’re in loooove”)
Ms. Brightside | July 31, 2007 at 5:08 pm
Well, look at the brightside, she still looks better than Britney! But I’m pretty sure she’s the devil.
A really superficial gal | July 31, 2007 at 5:09 pm
BTW, she’s got the typical , how can I put it, “irish” body: big boobs, no waist , lots of gut and no ass. If she got really fat, she’t have the kind of body like the gym teacher in “Porky’s.” Lots of back fat. She better stay “thin.”
Beulaaahhhhh!
joflo | July 31, 2007 at 5:11 pm
LiLo is such a winner! I want to be on her team…
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 31, 2007 at 5:12 pm
?????Thiz skankho iz one big cheapazz…can’t pay for her fuckupz, zhit?????
?? Zhe thinkz coz her mom knowz gangztaz,,,zhe can do anything ??
??????? ????????
adeliza | July 31, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I actually thought the Chesty La Rue comment was funny. How could you not know you are dealing with Chesty La Rue?!?!?
MeatSack | July 31, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Now I know where I left my headphones…
either way, she’s delicious…
wedgeone | July 31, 2007 at 5:15 pm
When I look at her face in the main photo, and then look to the right at the mugshot, I can’t believe how good the makeup artists in Hollywood are.
This chick is almost as trashy looking as Shitney. As Irish as I am, I find whole body freckles very unattractive. But that’s just me. If you like them, have at them.
Penis Mightier | July 31, 2007 at 5:16 pm
6: Possibly….but I’m thinking its a tattoo of some kind.
leekyrich | July 31, 2007 at 5:16 pm
she looks like her mother. ew.
lambman | July 31, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Honestly, her license should be suspended indefinetly.
though I don’t think I believe this one, can’t anybody just claim “Lindsay hit me with her car” not-a-days and be believable.
ps – Nice Chesty La Rou reference, but what about Hootie McBoob? Or Busty St. Clair? Yeah, I watch the Simpsons too!
Frick! | July 31, 2007 at 5:28 pm
This chic always grosses me out for some reason. I just don’t see the appeal. And she’s got a droopy fricken rack for someone so young.
John Holmes | July 31, 2007 at 5:32 pm
She would look a lot better playing the skin flute…
teeteetdot | July 31, 2007 at 5:33 pm
What an ugly freaked, fire crotch. If it weren’t for her implants, she’d have the body of a 13 year old BOY.
Steph | July 31, 2007 at 5:37 pm
her bellybutton is sooooooooo high up.
Penis Mightier | July 31, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Implants? I think not…how can they be droopy and implants at the same time. Not possible.
Steph | July 31, 2007 at 5:39 pm
her bellybutton is sooooooooo high up.
Starscanfrighten | July 31, 2007 at 5:40 pm
wanks said it best. Skanky ho.
Starscanfrighten | July 31, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Omigod. Post #6 is right. P-I-G Pig.
woodhorse | July 31, 2007 at 5:43 pm
It seems to me that she is mocking Britney with the headgear – as if to say, “See, I can do it better than you”.
Starscanfrighten | July 31, 2007 at 5:43 pm
She’d wear an eye patch on the bottom if she could get away with it.
Splooge | July 31, 2007 at 5:45 pm
If you look closely between her belly button and her boobs, you can see where the acid of my splooge burned a line!!
woodhorse | July 31, 2007 at 5:45 pm
#35- you’re right. It’s not a bellybutton anymore. It’s a lungbutton.
Starscanfrighten | July 31, 2007 at 5:49 pm
The only reason her bellybutton looks so high is cuz she has to wear her bikini around her twat.
Starscanfrighten | July 31, 2007 at 5:54 pm
I like how she’s always making the peace symbol with her fingers in pictures. Such an intellectual.
papa bear | July 31, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Lindsay Lohan is really showing the world the meaning of the word “success” this year huh?
I would still like to bang her. Even though I’d have to set fire to my crotch immediately afterwards to get rid of the herpes.
http://www.sithomeandrot.com
morning coffee | July 31, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Dumb stinking twat.
Fake hair.
Fake nose.
Fake tits.
Pushed-in braces teeth.
Electronic ankle bracelet for out-of-control drunks.
No waist to speak of.
Ugly freckled pork body.
Thick legs.
No ass.
No talent.
And soon… no money or jobs and JAIL.
Bugman4045 | July 31, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Ah… Youth. She looks better (i.e. healthier) for her time in rehab. But those shoes!!! BLEHH!!
Bite Me! | July 31, 2007 at 6:00 pm
I love the ankle bracelet.
Andrea | July 31, 2007 at 6:00 pm
She’s so stupid I bet she doesn’t even realize she has on two different nail polish