While walking the red carpet at the Annual American Cinematheque Award honoring George Clooney last Friday, Lindsay Lohan was served with a subpoena to testify at her mother’s trial (who’s being sued for fraud, theft, and violation of contract). She was walking the carpet when she was approached by a woman she assumed was an autograph seeker and said to her, “You’re my first autograph!” to which the woman answered “You’ve been served” and handed her the subpoena. According to witnesses Lindsay then dropped the paperwork and chased after the process server.
I thought Lindsay was out of ways to make an ass out of herself and then she surprises me with this little gem. Maybe next week she can ask a fat lady when her baby’s due and then offer to sign her belly because she’s a famous actress. Only there is no baby due, is there, Linday?
hamacus | October 17, 2006 at 9:33 am
1st
mbarkr | October 17, 2006 at 9:34 am
First, bitches.
(I’d still hit it, I don’t care. Have you seen the size of those boobs?)
mbarkr | October 17, 2006 at 9:35 am
Aaarrrghh… second bitches.
hamacus | October 17, 2006 at 9:37 am
Fire Crotch Meds: $100 dollars
Labial Reconstruction: $8000 dollars
The look on Hohans face: Priceless
ROTFLMAO
Madrid Marriott | October 17, 2006 at 9:48 am
It is impossible to overstate how incredible awesome that is. I’m sure she just rolled up that subpoena and stuck it up her spoogetube for the duration of the awards ceremony. Can’t really expect her to sit through a whole ceremony without putting somethin betwixt her legs.
BigJim | October 17, 2006 at 9:50 am
Spoogetube?
That’s nasty.
Natalina | October 17, 2006 at 9:51 am
Those fake eyelashes are ridiculously huge, and it isn’t even a close up of her.
BigJim | October 17, 2006 at 9:58 am
The subpoena wouldn’t fit up her “spoogetube” because her testicles would get in the way.
y3n0 | October 17, 2006 at 10:00 am
Brilliant move!
tits_on_snack | October 17, 2006 at 10:00 am
Word, #7. I was about to comment on the oversized novelty halloween eyelashes.
JB Fletcher | October 17, 2006 at 10:02 am
missed first by this much.sigh,europeans have no chance with the bloody time difference.and i was watching murder,she wrote.
im glad she got served,but i wish it was WWF style like how K fed got served.
I think a black eye would complete her crack-adiccted-skank-whore-who-needs-to-hit-the-stairmaster-for-the-benefit-of-mankind.
BIATCH
Brain Embolism | October 17, 2006 at 10:06 am
BigJim, do me a solid! I know you don’t know me from Adam, but go to this site…
http://yeeeah.com/blog/
…and lay down a couple of post. She’s funnier than the Fish and her posts are up earlier in the day. Plus she gets paid for it.
P.S. If you do, I’ll see if I can get “Guy-Pierre” off your ass!
Anybody else who wants to post, go on. Yeeeah! has lots of room.
JB Fletcher | October 17, 2006 at 10:06 am
LOOK,the last word of the sentence was supposed to be LOOK,as in her skanky look.
GINGER BIATCH.
also agree with halloween lashes.horrendous.and too sparkly dress,but then again,she is new jersey white trash isnt she?she cant help being a lash and sparkle magnet
MalynLaReina | October 17, 2006 at 10:09 am
i was the server, yep.
haha, take that hohan!
sharkbite | October 17, 2006 at 10:16 am
Oh, if only I could have been the woman who got to say “You’re being served.”
http://www.scandalsnappers.com
thebor | October 17, 2006 at 10:20 am
There had to be a royal rumble cage match at the law office to get to serve that. I am guessing 4 died and 12 more injured trying to get that assignment.
AHH the life of a family of whores. I am so jealous.
sweetcheeks | October 17, 2006 at 10:20 am
Yeah, c’mon over, Big Jim! It’s me, your best good friend sweetcheeks. Remember my dream of writing for a living? Well, here it is. If you count “a living” as “all the bean burritos you can eat and a carton of Newports.”
Come one, come all! Try not to pass out from sheer delight.
RichPort | October 17, 2006 at 10:20 am
Fucking hilarious. I love the careful examination she’s giving the blank envelope, much like staring at a list of her greatest attributes.
sweetcheeks | October 17, 2006 at 10:21 am
p.s. no douchebags
CelebSlam.com | October 17, 2006 at 10:21 am
Oh snap! PWN3D
http://www.celebslam.com
CelebSlam.com | October 17, 2006 at 10:28 am
BTW, Who’s ‘Linday’? is that her evil twin?
http://www.celebslam.com
Berzerker | October 17, 2006 at 10:31 am
Poor Lindsay, I’d like to give her a big hug.
Xopher.tm | October 17, 2006 at 10:50 am
I served my then future-wife’s then soon-to-be ex (follow that?) with the divorce papers in a similar manner, except he’s a slightly lesser-known actor and was leaving the theatre instead of going in.
But, yes, it was fulfilling.
JB Fletcher | October 17, 2006 at 10:51 am
berserker are you in love with lindsay?
im shocked and surprised.
Glossed Over | October 17, 2006 at 11:05 am
So far, Lindsay’s actual life is far more interesting than any of her movies.
http://glossedover.com
jrzmommy | October 17, 2006 at 11:09 am
Her next gaffe: Telling a male cancer patient that the Vin Diesel look is so over!
jrzmommy | October 17, 2006 at 11:11 am
PS–there’s Rumer Willis, her NBF, future Betty Ford Clinic visitor. $100 says drunk ass coked-up Lohan and Rumer get into a car accident within 2 months.
Xopher.tm | October 17, 2006 at 11:21 am
#27
fatal?
If so, you’re on!
(worth $100)
jrzmommy | October 17, 2006 at 11:25 am
28-as a mom, I can’t go there, they’re someone’s daughters, so I’ll just keep it at an accident prediction involving paparazzis and Horhan being under the influence.
ApacheRose | October 17, 2006 at 11:29 am
Yeah, they are someone’s daughters. Dina Lohan’s a hell of a mom, too, eh? It’s no wonder Lindsay’s such a mess.
jrzmommy | October 17, 2006 at 11:32 am
30–yes, I’ve seen alley cats with better parenting skills than Dina Lohan, and Demi Moore is a narcissistic mirror kisser, however…be that as it may….karma is the real bitch I try to avoid.
*HelloKitty* | October 17, 2006 at 11:48 am
Hahaha, these are the stories I just luuurv to read about LL. She proves the old adage that money can’t buy class! Remember her in The Parent Trap? Those freckles!!!
Xopher.tm | October 17, 2006 at 11:56 am
29. That’s pretty much a given though, isn’t it? Paris did it, so LL will follow.
Spindoc | October 17, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I always thought Dina Lohan was going to finally have to go to court because she ended up selling her younger children as slaves when Lindsay runs out of money….but you know, this will work for me too.
Oh, and Lindsay, two things, you can toss away papers you’ve been served with…and two, just what the hell did you think you were going to do if you caught that person you served you you dumb bitch? Yeah, really smart idea, mommy is being sued and you get arrested for assault and battery.
Alex | October 17, 2006 at 12:38 pm
I can assure you that those are summons to court for copyright infringement on the basis of being the dumbest idiot on Earth. Everyone knows that is Paris Hilton’s trademark and Elliott Mintz will get just, by God!
NipsyHustle | October 17, 2006 at 1:09 pm
she’s staring cautiously like “did that lady say this was my HIV results”? be afraid linds, be very afraid
Proteon | October 17, 2006 at 1:19 pm
It’s amazing what a computer can “pick up” out of a photo such as written words or nipples. Good thing they can’t fake em otherwise we’d never know what was what and what was bullshit.
LL | October 17, 2006 at 1:46 pm
I’m just glad I can’t see Lindsay’s crotch. Really, really glad. Because I think we’ve all seen enough of it.
I’ve never understood why people get mad at process servers. I understand that receiving a summons is not the happiest time in one’s life, but it doesn’t do much good to get pissed at the person who hands them to you. They’re just doing their job. Lindsay really does need to get to an Adulthood 101 class to teach her how to behave in various public situations. She apparently failed Introductory Not Showing Your Crotch in Public. Nice parenting, Dina, way to set a good example. Dummy.
Jacq | October 17, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Now what am I supposed to do when I meet her? I was going to bring it, but it’s already been broughten.
Nick | October 17, 2006 at 4:22 pm
#25 – I never thought of that until now. True!
#39 – Nice.
applecrisp | October 17, 2006 at 4:54 pm
They should have give her the CD version.
Can she read?
tsarinaamanda | October 17, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Oh, the LOOK on her FACE! I would have given anything to have been standing right there when those papers were handed to her…I would have pointed and laughed my ass off, and then made a devastatingly clever, snarky comment and then walked away. She thought the server was asking for an autograph! BWAHAAAHAAA!!!!! I’ll be having sweet dreams tonight! Like who wants her autograph anyways? I don’t know if skank is catching, but I’m not gonna take the chance.
tsarinaamanda | October 17, 2006 at 7:09 pm
And I think skank might REALLY be catching, it looks like ugly little Rumer Willis has caught it, especially if she’s Hohan’s new BFF. Why would her mother let her hang around with that whore? Well, her mother IS Demi Moore, so I probably answered my own question.
Stuey75 | October 18, 2006 at 6:04 am
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I woulda shit myself from laughing if I saw that happen.
herbiefrog | October 18, 2006 at 8:14 am
“According to witnesses Lindsay then dropped the paperwork and chased after the process server”
…so many potential comments :)
…and yet
…and yet…
lets just do the alien wiv a boot on his head…
ok L( :)
DrunkBlogger | October 18, 2006 at 11:42 pm
Are you serial? That’s so funny! te he he
mmbelle | October 20, 2006 at 12:01 pm
finally ! this is awesome
kates | October 26, 2006 at 11:28 am
she’s such a freak