While walking the red carpet at the Annual American Cinematheque Award honoring George Clooney last Friday, Lindsay Lohan was served with a subpoena to testify at her mother’s trial (who’s being sued for fraud, theft, and violation of contract). She was walking the carpet when she was approached by a woman she assumed was an autograph seeker and said to her, “You’re my first autograph!” to which the woman answered “You’ve been served” and handed her the subpoena. According to witnesses Lindsay then dropped the paperwork and chased after the process server.
I thought Lindsay was out of ways to make an ass out of herself and then she surprises me with this little gem. Maybe next week she can ask a fat lady when her baby’s due and then offer to sign her belly because she’s a famous actress. Only there is no baby due, is there, Linday?