Lindsay Lohan has allegedly become the victim of grand theft at Heathrow Airport in London after her Hermes bag containing “a quantity of jewelry” reportedly worth over $1 million was found missing.
They continue to say “it is alleged that as the woman exited the Terminal One building, she noticed that an orange Hermès handbag was missing from her suitcase trolley.” Lindsay’s rep, Leslie Sloane, confirms to TMZ the theft occurred and that Lindsay is extremely upset about the loss of personal belongings. “She is begging for the return of the items,” Sloane says. “She doesn’t care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back.” The Hermès Birkin bag that was stolen also contained Lindsay’s much needed asthma medication. TMZ cannot confirm the value of the jewelry that was taken, but a source close to the case indicates it may be worth over $1 million. Scotland Yard says they are investigating the matter but, as of yet, have no suspects.
Wow, bad day for celebrities. First Paris Hilton gets pulled away in handcuffs and now Lindsay Lohan gets her medication stolen and might die. Although considering Lindsay Lohan is only worth about $7 million I doubt the claims that her purse was worth over $1 million. That’d be like me carrying around a wallet filled with $20,000. I mean sure, I do it, but not on a regular basis, and only sometimes just to wave in front of women to impress them. And those times I also bust out my trusty monocle and shiny black top hat. And – if I’m in the mood – put on a Texas accent and go into my billionaire oil tycoon routine.
Here we go again….I thought I dispelled of all of the hate and rude commenting for good. Oh wait, I never apologized to you…I only apologized to Biatcho and Jrz.
I guess I forgot you. So here it goes:
(laughing)wait…it’s coming….
(choking) i think i’m having an allergic reaction.
Never Mind.
Do you really want to carry the shattered pieces of your ego to every class at the Trinity Reform School for troubled children? I was even nice enough to spell your name correctly, and this is the thanks I get? Seriously sweetie, take the love elsewhere, go diving for stingrays off the Barrier Reef or some shit. “We” don’t go anywhere… I go there, you just reply. I’m sure biatcho and Jrz appreciated your mea culpa… even I tried being nice after you realized you got punk’d. You are testing my extremely limited patience, much like my weed guy when he says the price has gone up.
Do YOU really want to carry on like you’re an actual intellectual adult who is employed and has an official educational background? You’re in denial psycho.
I wouldn’t thank your ass for anything, even if a gun was put to my head. I would only thank your pathetic ass at your funeral…because you would be dead, therefore extinct…as you should be.
Seriously, cumwhore, how old are you? Really….how OLD are you? No one told your undignified ass to respond to my post, (YOU)always go THERE…not me.
I’m sorry if I’m testing your patience…I’ll let you get back to your minimum waged job. kay?
That would be like me carrying $50 in my wallet
damnYELL, you’ve managed to make my point again. Here I was commenting innocently… but I’ll refrain from serving you like a goddamn soup kitchen today; there are celebs to insult. I’ll just keep your original apology tucked under my pillow, and use it wipe my ass. Jrz has apparently taken mercy on you because you’re a fucking boring topic. I keep forgetting you’re only 19 and extremely jealous of your over-achieving sister… Grow up. I’ll respond to whoever the fuck I want.
Bitchport,
I merely commented back pointing out that I thought Jrz’s joke was quite a laugh….and smuggly asked you “what crawled up your ass”.
Now, any (normal) person would’ve known that I was simply joking and was innocently asking “what is wrong with you”.
and….any (normal) person would’ve simply said “I was just suprised to see you being nice to her, that’s all”…and left it at that.
But, of course, as you always and forever will do…you blew the whole damn thing out of text and started spewing at the mouth once again.
Yes, I’m extremely jealous of my sister? You wish, you rodent look-alike. Take your old ass down to a bar and drink yourself to death why don’t you.
I am going on 20….you however are probably hitting 60. Now whose the retard?
Dumb Jackass.
You truly are a moron. It is now proven. Please go play nicely with the other kids outside, and leave everything else to the adults.
I truly feel sorry for whatever gave birth to you.
May god rest “its” soul.
I wasn’t reffering to the posts. Now I think you guys are losers for not knowing how to read. I was reffering to this site only posting shit about linsday day after day. I’m not even a Lindsay fan, but god, how much can you post about one skinny bitch?
#31 your only chance at loosing your virginity would be to have sex with some whore with shit mashed into her pubes, and even then its iffy that you could even afford her.
#41 read before you speak.
loagun, danielle. danielle, loagun. Please enjoy playing Russian Roulette with this mostly empty (wink, wink) revolver. Regards.
She lost the thing most precious to her long ago….her dignity…
thanks RichPort I’ll aim it at you the first few rounds to see if it works properly.
Careful, I’m like that Asian dude from Remo Williams… I find it works better if you just stick it in danielle’s mouth, which is apparently used to test all kinds of shit. Well except funny, it’s never been used to test that.
i think they got this story confused~it’s not the jewelry in her bag that’s worth over one million. it’s her bikinis. she probably had 783 in there.
yeah, sure…she’s just a dumb bitch who lost her bag