Lindsay Lohan has allegedly become the victim of grand theft at Heathrow Airport in London after her Hermes bag containing “a quantity of jewelry” reportedly worth over $1 million was found missing.
They continue to say “it is alleged that as the woman exited the Terminal One building, she noticed that an orange Hermès handbag was missing from her suitcase trolley.” Lindsay’s rep, Leslie Sloane, confirms to TMZ the theft occurred and that Lindsay is extremely upset about the loss of personal belongings. “She is begging for the return of the items,” Sloane says. “She doesn’t care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back.” The Hermès Birkin bag that was stolen also contained Lindsay’s much needed asthma medication. TMZ cannot confirm the value of the jewelry that was taken, but a source close to the case indicates it may be worth over $1 million. Scotland Yard says they are investigating the matter but, as of yet, have no suspects.
Wow, bad day for celebrities. First Paris Hilton gets pulled away in handcuffs and now Lindsay Lohan gets her medication stolen and might die. Although considering Lindsay Lohan is only worth about $7 million I doubt the claims that her purse was worth over $1 million. That’d be like me carrying around a wallet filled with $20,000. I mean sure, I do it, but not on a regular basis, and only sometimes just to wave in front of women to impress them. And those times I also bust out my trusty monocle and shiny black top hat. And – if I’m in the mood – put on a Texas accent and go into my billionaire oil tycoon routine.
As punishment, they should handcuff the perpetrators of this crime to Paris Hilton.
Enough with the Lohan stories – am I the only one on here who’s sick to death of hearing about this idiotic twit??? There’s a whole big world out there – Surely someone must be doing something more interesting than this bimbo’s day to day stupidity!?
I didn’t know you could fit $1m of cocaine in an Hermes bag.
If you’ve got enough cash for you to spend $1 million on jewelry, who cares if it was stolen just buy more and get on with it and dont complain. But you’d think they’d at least put the hefty amount of jewelry in a convenient travelsafe. I doubt a “travelsafe” exists but if you can spend a million bucks on jewelry, spend a few grand on making one. Plus, if she TRAVELS with jewelry that expensive, imagine what she leaves at home. Whiney little baby.
They stole her panties before she arrived in Europe.
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spoiled brat…now she might have to go to work and not work even more than she already doesn’t…awww…life just isn’t fair!!
I’m fuckin sick of ‘news’ about this annoying little skank. I bet she didn’t pay for any of that jewellery that was stolen – I bet it was all given to her by people who think she deserves it. Why? for being a stupid spoilt whore.
She must of left her luggage unattended for someone to swipe a bag full of expensive jewellery. I wish the police had taken away her stuff and blown it all up just for good measure. And then laughed at her. I bet she has a whole suitcase just for her bikinis.
….And I’m sorry – but being an asthma sufferer too, I would not be stupid enough to leave my bag that had my medication in it (not to mention the supposed million worth of jewels) just sitting around – especially at Heathrow!!! Good luck bitch – your stuff is all gone…Maybe your boy-toy shitbag can buy you some new stuff
I wonder if her new “rock” was in the bag too?
Considering her reputation for jewelry stores lending her items as well as just out right giving her things, I doubt she paid for any of it.
Still, it is not nice to steal.
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If anything bad happens to Lohan or Paris, I wanna hear it. I wanna hear if either one wakes up and notices a new zit, dammit! More Lohan! More Paris! I mean it!
What kind of stupid bitch travels with a million dollars worth of jewelry? Or even a quarter of that? I could understand carrying that much shit around if you were the Queen, but then the Queen probably has a private jet, so bad example. But my point still stands. Who needs to travel with a million dollars worth of jewelry? Maybe if you’re Liz Taylor and you might be asked to help some dude win a hand of poker, so you carry some baubles around just in case you need to casually toss something into the pot as if you do that sort of thing every day, but Lindsay Lohan? You shouldn’t even possess a million dollars worth of jewelry unless you’re Liz Taylor or a head of state. If you’re just a regular person (and by that, I mean “not royalty”), your limit should be, let’s say, $100,000. That’s it. It should be like a salary cap in the NFL. If you go over, you have to donate the difference to charity or something. I guess Lindsay thinks shaking her money maker (so to speak) for the troops in Iraq and doing a movie about a dead Kennedy is all the charity she should have to muster, but I beg to differ. If this story is true, I hope they never recover her jewelry. Teach her a lesson about how to spend money. If you’re gonna spend millions, spend it on something people can’t carry off, like a house or a cocaine habit. Dummy.
Oh please let there be a tell all diary in that bag! And compromising pictures! Or video!
Oh and over 1 million worth of stuff? RIGHT. She probably just got a sex video worth over one million.
Why don’t you just change the name of this site to “Useless information about Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton”?
This post gets an A+ for the monocle reference alone.
Now all she needs is aids and horse herpes.. Only then will karma truly be fulfilled.
I wouldn’t take anything of hers if she handed to me with her oozing liver spotted grappler. She just looks like she smells like burning rubber and ointment. Ew.
Lohan had originally planned to keep the jewels safe by shoving them up her ass in a ziploc, like a good Jewel-Mule.
The difficulty arose when the rectal area was already filled to excess with a brick of cocaine and many misc semen deposits.
So, the lucky jewels experienced Hermes rather than Herpes.
Many men will not be so lucky.
First time I’ve ever heard of blow referred to as “asthma medication.”
She’s lying. She gave me those jewels for crack and XTC. Plus I got to splooge on her chest. Good for the complexion you know.
hmm i wonder what they’ll find in the bag…
I find this boring
Thanks for having me on Lindsey.com….YUCK
Serves the nasty vagina right. She totally deserved being robbed. Im am basing this only on the fact that I hate the nasty skank.
Lohan is worth over 7 million u f*ck tard, I use to think this site was funny not its just a joke. There is no credibility.
Example:
Here is a picture of the ‘guy’ that runs the superficial website.
* look at his fucking pants
* those arent pants, that looks like a
leotard he fished out of Paris’s trash can
* god hes so fucking skinny!
* oh look hes eating cheatos again and fat
* remember when he use to be skinny before
he married that backup dancer?
* god what a loser
end example. This sites time is done, its grown ugly and fat(no not preg, but just fat)
asthma medication is readily available at any drugstore all across america, and most of it is relatively cheap because it’s been around so long. go to walgreens!
Victim?!?!! Bitch – PLEASE!
Enough with this saggy spotted turtle skinned whore!
My heart bleeds for her……wah wah wah!!
Karma’s a Bitch! It’s that eclipsed full moon today that’s doing it….I can hardly wait till tomorrow!
this morning watching tv, the commercial starts off with first it was jessica simpson who used our product, and after jessica simpson, kelly clarkson was a fan of our product, but it didnt stop there. the one and only diddy himself uses proactive formula….BUT NOW WE have a new spokesperson…..thats rights folks fire crotch herself….Lindsay Lohan..gag me please…
LL gets robbed??? NO SHIT SHERLOCK! SF Seems to always be the last to post new stories.
The pics of her crying outside the airport were the best! Why are they not here?
Oh well, I’m sure the majority of it came in a free gift bag at some fucking party.
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One thing I noticed is that everytime a celebrity loses a bag, be it at a airport, hotel…where ever they lose it, it is always the bag that happened to be full of jewelry. Always! Shit! I swear, after hearing that her bag got stolen, I knew that it must have supposedly been full of jewelry.
Maybe she held tight to her bag fulla bikinis, because that holds more priority over stupid things like jewelry and medication.
No offense to other readers, but even if she gets an asthma attack, you know she will get a jet ride to the hospital, being a regular there and all.
Hats off to the theif.
Since when can something be found missing?
# 21.
interesting facts:
1) The reference to Lindsay being worth 7 mill is in accordance with Brandon Davis’s witty spiel about how Lohan is only worth 7 mill and therefore is “poor”.
2) you are an ignorant fucktard.
3) go post elsewhere.
I never thought I’d say this, but TMZ has a picture of her crying, and it just looks so unfortunate that i actually feel bad for her.
That’s a first, and probably a last.
# 21 – Why don’t you go lick your sack somewhere else, ass-hat? Show us what YOU provide to the masses FOR FREE, 24/7/365, you useless shitbag.
You want credibility? Go suck off Walter Cronkite.
You want to take a break from reality for a while, and have a couple of laughs? Then shut the hell up and read the posts. Then read the comments. Then drop your drawers and look at your pathetic excuse for a cock, you miserable bag of puss.
Goddam it, I hate stupid people that show up and shit on the coats. If I didn’t love having sex with your mom so much, I would stop coming to your house.
Fucker.
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Waaaaaah. btw, the pics of her crying afterwards are on TMZ.
And if anyone is interested in seeing how hot Jessica Simpson looked on Leno last night, clicky -
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She probably gave it to her coke dealer and needed an excuse. #26 is right, all she has to do is hit up two or three parties or “award” shows and she’s back where she started.
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I can’t believe someone stole her Herpes. Oh… it was her HERMES. Sorry. Never mind.
I hate to be the english language police but, Found Missing?
How is somthing found missing?
And #21 go suck a turd.
Although considering Lindsay Lohan is only worth about $7 million I doubt the claims that her purse was worth over $1 million-
Exactly. That would be like i carried 1/7th of everything i own in a handbag, which is ridiculous.
I didn’t read the comments, so sorry if someone already said this, but doesn’t she have enough money to buy more “meds”?
“much needed asthma medication”? Um, I’m pretty sure when youhave millions of dollars to spare you can get another prescription for whatever it is you’ve lost, kiddo. Unless “asthma medication” is code for “hillbilly heroin scored at parties”.
#21 – Go wrestle a stingray. That would be worth $7 million. Moron.
Did she have this phone in it?
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/09/07/goldvish-officially-launches/
What an asshole to carry around $1 million in jewelry. Most stars just rent that shit and aren’t bothered with this shit. Serves her right for being as dumb as a box of hair.
#21–are you mad at us?
That’s what you get when you check a bag filled with a million dollars worth of jewelry… seriously, that’s just retarded, and she deserves it… If I had expensive shit, I’d lock it up and handcuff it to my arm.
This skank bitch got what she deserves. If you have something of value you carry it with you. THAT IS WHY THEY CALL IT A F*CKING CARRY-ON. And as for that asthma medication…I have asthma and I always keep my inhaler and my Singulair IN MY CARRY-ON which never leaves me. I’m sure she didn’t lose her pack of Marlboros. God I f*ucking hate her.
dumb as a box of hair? (i swear, you should be a comedian!)
who comes up with this stuff?!
BTW- L.Ho isn’t worth 7 mil….she’s worth 7.00…whoever added 4 digits to the right of that number is a doofus.
danielle giving props to Jrz…? Indeed the seventh sign is upon us…
What the hell is the seventh sign?
(Funny as a box of hair IS funny).
What crawled up your ass an died?
Oh Jrz is a pisser, I was just surprised you were being nice to her, that’s all.
The seventh sign is a biblical reference.
Now school is over. Slowly back away from your keyboard… that’s it… hand of the mouse… we needn’t let my innocent observation be the opening for more heartbreak.. that’s a good girl… this can very easily turn into Fuck You Friday… back away…
How many pink tacos will Hairy have to sell to replace Lilo’s crap?
Are you a dude? If you are…lay off the protien shakes, kay?. That stuff makes people cranky….or was it Slimfast? I dunno.
But that’s how you sound…cranky.
C-R-A-N-K-Y………
Morons make me cranky. That and students at fucking third rate colleges. The ritalin must be wearing off… go get a refill. I thought you were dormant. Please resume taking your meds, for the sake of us all.