Lindsay Lohan gets robbed big time
Lindsay Lohan has allegedly become the victim of grand theft at Heathrow Airport in London after her Hermes bag containing “a quantity of jewelry” reportedly worth over $1 million was found missing.
They continue to say “it is alleged that as the woman exited the Terminal One building, she noticed that an orange Hermès handbag was missing from her suitcase trolley.” Lindsay’s rep, Leslie Sloane, confirms to TMZ the theft occurred and that Lindsay is extremely upset about the loss of personal belongings. “She is begging for the return of the items,” Sloane says. “She doesn’t care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back.” The Hermès Birkin bag that was stolen also contained Lindsay’s much needed asthma medication. TMZ cannot confirm the value of the jewelry that was taken, but a source close to the case indicates it may be worth over $1 million. Scotland Yard says they are investigating the matter but, as of yet, have no suspects.
Wow, bad day for celebrities. First Paris Hilton gets pulled away in handcuffs and now Lindsay Lohan gets her medication stolen and might die. Although considering Lindsay Lohan is only worth about $7 million I doubt the claims that her purse was worth over $1 million. That’d be like me carrying around a wallet filled with $20,000. I mean sure, I do it, but not on a regular basis, and only sometimes just to wave in front of women to impress them. And those times I also bust out my trusty monocle and shiny black top hat. And – if I’m in the mood – put on a Texas accent and go into my billionaire oil tycoon routine.