Lindsay Lohan has been doing surprisingly well staying on the wagon but it appears her friend Little Lord Doucheington (above) is a bad influence, according to TMZ:
His name is Patrick Aufdenkamp, a friend/hanger-on of Lindsay’s since well before she went to rehab, dating back three years. Multiple sources close to Lindz tell TMZ he’s been putting her in too-close proximity to alcohol, and worse, he may be putting the progress she’s made in serious jeopardy.
“He has nothing to offer her,” says a family source, “and he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket.”
I don’t really see this Aufdenkamp guy as much of a threat. His perm looks pretty flammable and Lindsay’s a smoker. That’s a recipe for a flaming gaylord ala Lindsay. I’m looking forward to seeing this dude turn into the human torch while Lindsay Lohan bangs all the firemen on the scene. And, okay, let’s be real, a fire hydrant too.
I’m with # 31. No kidding he’s a bad influence. Look at the dude’s eyes. He’s coked out of his mind.
Shitbag looks like a fucking Lemur
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
how ugly!!
How old is Lindsay again? Please. This dude couldn’t pressure TT to get it on with his dream tranny. LiLo is still partying, just at more low key places now. Beardie is just carrying around her 5 phones for her.
He looks like Billy Zane in Tombstone.
I bet he does an awesome Shakespeare soliloquy.
Then he gets shot.
Then Jason Priestly cries.
again he looks like the taylor’s youngest son mark on home improvemnt and he is dating HOHAN!
Looks like the cowardly lion from widard of oz……..
he is her dealer. uh bad influence…. duh. what a joke.
I think that’ s my son, Phil Spector, Jr! Although I haven’t seen him since I murdered Lana Clarkson, married a hairdresser and gave the finger to the American justice system.
Blohan looks like an over -cafinated chipmunk.
Blohan is dating Pauly Shore? Wow , what a screwed up world we live in!
YES THANK YOU if you read this – whoever wrote this post is the ONE blogger I visit this page for. All the others are mediocre (adj., Eng., meaning: pretty boring).
That guy is a fucking daisy!
GIRL HAIR !GIRL HAIR! GIRL HAIR!!!
Isn’t that the youngest son from Home Improvement?
Holy shit what a pic
okay that was one of the funniest Fish posts I have ever read. the flammable perm line had me laughing out loud. Literally.
“Little Lord Douchington”!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! Holy shite that was funny as hell.
They’re both totally coked out, btw.
I wasn’t aware that Gilda Radner and Marty Feldman had a love child.
This is that guy who loves berries and cream, right?
That’s not Little Lord Douchington, it’s Rowlf from the Muppets.
LiLo thinks she’s the Queen, and Queens need queens. They’re the only people hypocritical and backstabbing enough to kiss your ass constantly and tell you how great and fab-oo-lous you are, while at the same time plotting your downfall.
i thought this was the youngest guy from Home Improvement?
I thought that was Mel from Flight of the Conchords.
He looks like taran noah smith off home improvement tv show.
That is the biggest lookin queer I think I’ve ever seen. I have no dobt that Lay-Lo has more hair on her balls than him.
What’s really disconcerting is that Lazy is really looking gorgeous these days! NURSE!!!!
Dude, this guy was my neighbor growing up!! Holy crap! I thought he looked familiar when I saw this photo, and low and behold, it’s him. Good to see he’s in good company doing well for himself haha.
I beat that guys ass without stepping away from my monitor.
You sure this guy isn’t the illegitimate offspring of “Crusty the Clown”…???
One thing I can GUARENTEEE you is…he likes it up the fucking bum!
Lohan probably puts on her strap-on and gives it to him until he cries mommy!
He’s got Marty Feldman eyes.
Lol he SERIOUSLY looks like Urbanus and he’s like 60 years old (a belgian comedian)
here’s a pic to compare. http://www.online-urbanus.be/images/lp8_1.JPG
I thought it was the kid from Home Improvement…
I thought Tiny Tim had passed away????
I’m Yellow and has a knob, just point me where Lohan bangs the hydrant pls
He looks like one of those shemale things from that aphex twin video. haha
He looks like one of those shemale things from that aphex twin video. haha
Call the cops it looks like Lindsey’s gonna get raped!