Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the latest commercial for Fornarina because that’s what her life has been reduced to. That said, I think the work here has given her career the shot it desperately needed. Right in the back of the head.
NOTE: For those of you unable to watch video, just imagine a talking skeleton surrounded by the shittiest 80s music and graphics you can think of. Then again, you’re probably light years ahead of what I just saw. You lucky bastards.
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Um – what the hell was that?!
That gave me a migrane….
Isn’t this a twist on the phrase “For Narnia”, youbue it. When will the legal team jump on this and deprive Mrs Lohan her fading few moments in the spotlight?
that product names sounds like a breakfast cereal my grandparents would eat. it’s ridiculous to think how much post production prolly went into that. ghesh.
that product names sounds like a breakfast cereal my grandparents would eat. it’s ridiculous to think how much post production prolly went into that. ghesh.
that product names sounds like a breakfast cereal my grandparents would eat. it’s ridiculous to think how much post production prolly went into that. ghesh.
I think this commercial just gave me cancer. Or a tumor.
Naomi Watts did similar style ads in ‘I Heart Huckabees’ but the only difference being those ads were a send up…
“15. miggs – March 20, 2009 1:58 PM
I think it’s because you develop bulimia if what you eat is Ronson’s pussy.”
One of the funniest lines I ever read!!!!
That’s some Tron shit going on there.
Another loser post of Lindsey Lohan. I wonder if she is paying this site in cocaine, heroin, handjobs or blowjobs to put here here. OH, thats right, the guy who runs this site is a flaming queer. Maybe he just hangs around with LL and waits for the guys doing drugs to pass out so he can rape them then.
Please somebody tell me why
@2 It’s a fashion house you filthy proletarian.
I can’t believe I actually wasted 40 precious seconds of my life watching that stupid fucking cunt and that assinine commercial……. or 30 seconds commenting about it…………
What… The hell?!
Reminds me of Samwell…”What What in the Butt”
I agree with a lot of the above commenters – what the FCUK was that?! If that was a step closer to porn, what type of porn is that – something by Yoko?
This is as disturbing as watching most of the songs the Olsen twins have ever sung. Like some random song about putting shite on pizza, still haunts me…
Is she 12 again???
I could have sworn that *ish* said Fornarnia…
OKay….this I will NEVER find attractive.
Dumb…girl…need…Help…Hate…dumb…girl…like…kill…
among other sad things about this commerical, she really looks like ass in it. I mean, if a pizza delivery girl came to my house looking exactly like LL, I wouldn’t tip shit!
Dating Samantha is ruining LL’s image but then again, Samantha is paying the bills.
Honestly, do lesbos even dig the way LL looked in that commercial?
For a moment when I saw this I thought that it said “FOR NARNIA!” lol.
Uhm, this commercial blows.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
that´s gotta be one of the most depressing things I´ve ever seen
she looks miserable through all 40 sec
she´s going downt fast. but still miles above u all
Fornarina isn’t really all that bad, the video on the other hand is absolutely AWFUL! She does look like barbie.
The photoshoot it’s good, but the video is scary…their clothes are great but they chossed the most horrible for the video!
…and for Aslan….
no?
From the movie?
For Narnia, and for Aslan?
First thing that popped out at me, which just shows how much of a joke this is.
I’ve seriously watched this commercial at least 30 times and I still fall out of my chair laughing everytime I see.
I’ve seriously watched this commercial at least 30 times and I still fall out of my chair laughing everytime I see.
I love that the person who put this up on youtube called the video ‘for narnia’. You know you’ve gone downhill when you’re making adverts for places that don’t even exist.
para los pelotudos que no saben absolutamente NADA
es FORNARINA y no FORNARNIA
ES UNA MARCA DE MODA ITALIANA OK¿?
POR ESO ELLA LUCE COMO UNA MUÑECA
DEJENSE DE CRITICAR UN POCO
YA LES GUSTARIA TENER AUNQUE SEA EL 1% DE SU FAMA
ESTUPIDOS INGONARTES QUE LO UNICO QUE SABEN HACER ES MIRAR LOS DEFECTOS DEL VIDEO!
PUDRANSE TODOS
This looks like a bad ABBA video…. (Sorry for the redundancy)
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I closed it after “click… flash” I know what’s best for me.
Linsay Lohan is a fine actress who went through a bad time (I myself am a recovering alcoholic and drug user) so I know haw hard it is to get clean and sober. I’m not famous or anything, I’m just a regular guy and can’t imagine what it’s like being a celebrity going through drug and rehab esp. with all the papparazi.
This video was no where near or anything close to porn.
If Lindsay ever needs my help (a place to hide out) I have the perfect place.
I hope someday she will ask for my help.
Mark
@130,
you’re on the money. i thought about the same thing.
>> the joke here is not on lohan.
you don’t even wanna start imagining what went through the head of an imbecile who was posting this video and figured out that “for narnia” has to be the right name.
Fornarina sounds like a sex act involving a hot breakfast cereal . Which Lindsay might want to eat some of before she’s the width of an unbent paperclip. WTF? She’s become an Overprocessed Has-Been Orange Stick. She used to be cute and somewhat talented. Sad, but like a trainwreck, we gawk.
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGG NO WAAAAAAYAYY!!! LMAO LMAO!! WTF IS FORNIANA??!?!??!?! HAHHHA this made my afternoon
her voice is irritating
wtf is fornarina
someone put this bitch down already
haha nice life lindsay
I don’t see her suitable for that ad in any way.
Wow, I think I saw her almost forget her lines at the end there…
I can almost picture the directors of this lame commercial sitting around saying
“Ok, we need someone cheap and mindless to say these few lines…. Hey! I know just the gal!”
And yet it still took over 30 takes to get it right….. Sad really…
That commercial made my eyes hurt and Lindsay’s annoying voice makes my ears hurt. This commercial is ALL AROUND FAIL.
Who writes these articles? They are funny as fuck!
oohhh Fornarina is a SUPER brand!!!
too bad they make sucky commercials
Seriously…she looks like a meth head. It’s so sad…she looked like the next Ann-Margaret, and now…just wow. Too bad
She should be approved skin care products, which put at a distance with her friend “to get rid of this aspect of the shiny smell terrible.”
What the hell was that?!
And step off of Daryl Hannah’s eighties hair. You, my dear feral, are no Daryl Hannah.