Lindsay Lohan gets one step closer to porn

Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the latest commercial for Fornarina because that’s what her life has been reduced to. That said, I think the work here has given her career the shot it desperately needed. Right in the back of the head.

NOTE: For those of you unable to watch video, just imagine a talking skeleton surrounded by the shittiest 80s music and graphics you can think of. Then again, you’re probably light years ahead of what I just saw. You lucky bastards.