Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the latest commercial for Fornarina because that’s what her life has been reduced to. That said, I think the work here has given her career the shot it desperately needed. Right in the back of the head.
NOTE: For those of you unable to watch video, just imagine a talking skeleton surrounded by the shittiest 80s music and graphics you can think of. Then again, you’re probably light years ahead of what I just saw. You lucky bastards.
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Que | March 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Que yum yum.
mamamiasweetpeaches | March 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm
What the hell is fornarina???? This reminds me of those 80s commercials for jenjer jeans…or whatever the hell they were called.
Daughter | March 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm
I think I’m going to poke my eyes out now.
Zee Brat | March 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm
That… was amazing. Im going to go vomit now.
jake | March 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
She’s one of the few girls who became much skinnier after becoming a lesbian.
Craig should be working | March 20, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Didn’t she use to be an actress?
jomo | March 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm
this commercial sucks. it is a shame for such a talented performer to have fallen this far.. a tragedy if you think about it. Kim kardashian.
Andrio | March 20, 2009 at 1:54 pm
This makes not sense. She should be endorsing a skin care product, something to put on after being with her girlfriend “to get rid of that horrid smelling shiny face.”
gosyco | March 20, 2009 at 1:54 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*fart*
Whoa – where was I…. oh yeah -
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
wow. | March 20, 2009 at 1:55 pm
this company has the worst website i have ever seen. it doesn’t even work right.
Zanna | March 20, 2009 at 1:56 pm
@5 – that’s because pussy is low cal.
Jeezy | March 20, 2009 at 1:56 pm
What the fuck was that? There’s no way that was Lindsay Lohan.
Bickus Dickus | March 20, 2009 at 1:56 pm
definately adding her to my Death Pool. She won’t last through summer.
Zanna | March 20, 2009 at 1:57 pm
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/lindsay-lohan-being-unemployed-is-scary-2009203
miggs | March 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I think it’s because you develop bulimia if what you eat is Ronson’s pussy.
gosyco | March 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm
There’s a website?!?!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
netstarman | March 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Whenever she is let out to do these gigs, a angel looses its lunch. And asks for a box of Zantax. Where we suppose forget the 80′s bad fashion , bad colors, subtle dance music . and too many references to the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. She makes drug dealers cry .
Danklin24 | March 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm
What the FUCK was that?
ImKharn | March 20, 2009 at 2:07 pm
You are awesome Lindsay!
but this…. wtf the original fornarnia pics were great and now…. what did they do to you?
PS perhaps ok commercial when you were 12
woolcifer | March 20, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Wow, Forget Linsay the makers of the commercial at one point actually had to say something like ……Perfect, That’s the ad…..We’re done.
Steve Klose | March 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Hahaha – the economy sucks ….
C list actress
80′s music/ graphics team (all we could afford)
and lots of pink.
GROAARH! | March 20, 2009 at 2:12 pm
the clip is pretty SFW! Wondering about her next step!:)
GROAARH! | March 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Well done lill Lindsay Lohan!
Amy | March 20, 2009 at 2:16 pm
We are all gathered around my computer at work….laughing. WTF was that? It just disturbed me to no end.
Rough Daddy | March 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Those juicy jugs wasnt prominent enough besides that she looks great…
GuyHolly | March 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Fish you fuckwad. do not mention porn again without showing us some tits!!
Jrz | March 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I can’t see nuthin.
standing behind Kim Kardashian | March 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I can’t see anything either…and there’s this awful smell…
nat | March 20, 2009 at 2:21 pm
The only reason this commercial is getting any publicity is because Lindsay is so famous. If the girl in it had been some random model, this would be one of the dumbest commercials ever. It’s very bad.
Amanda | March 20, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Emmm. What part of this did LiLo think was a good idea? Just goes to prove that the only people who (misguidedly) think she has an iota of talent left in her shriveling body are the same bunch of Italian marketing morons that came up with a brand called “Fornarina,” which definitely sounds like his has SOMETHING to do with hookers. Definitely. :)
~a
michelle | March 20, 2009 at 2:25 pm
wow that just wasted some time i’ll never get back… that commercial blows. stupid.
wtf is up with that awful wig??
disillusionisreal | March 20, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Wow. Yeah, wow. Just.. Wow. My head hurts.
RichPort's Ghost | March 20, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Funny, that looks exactly like Still White to me… emaciated… pussy… not a real soldier… bitter… I half expected Hello Kitty to come out.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | March 20, 2009 at 2:38 pm
WTF???????
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | March 20, 2009 at 2:39 pm
WTF???????
Deacon Jones | March 20, 2009 at 2:46 pm
god damn my corporate security settings……
SuzieQ | March 20, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Bang…..Wink…..Help……Me…….Nobody…….will……..hire……..me
Matthew | March 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@21 she is now a d-list celeb along with miss kathy griffin
hehe | March 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm
it’s funny that all the related youtubes are “for narnia”; clips from the movie
Cal | March 20, 2009 at 2:52 pm
is it just me or does it look like she stole hannah montana’s wig?
Too much free time | March 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Ok she used to be hot but now I’d rather poke my eyes out with hot pokers.
Seriously someone take her to the nearest Burger King. Hell, carry her if you have to, just in case a gust of wind blows her in the other direction.
Christopher | March 20, 2009 at 2:55 pm
omg her voice is awful… oh, and that other stuff, too.
golublog | March 20, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I miss the Lindsey Lohan of parent trap. She was so innocent then.
jt | March 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm
did she once have breasts? and what are those two sticks that connect her feet to her body?
Carolyn | March 20, 2009 at 3:03 pm
And to think she used to have something going for her.
meee | March 20, 2009 at 3:05 pm
that was really creepy & uncomfortable to sit through.
FRIST!!! | March 20, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Oh my fuck!
What the shit was that?!?!?
Chatham | March 20, 2009 at 3:12 pm
I have no idea what Fornarina is. I thought it said “LL for narnia”… and i thought, lindsay is in the next Narnia movie?
Tom K | March 20, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I can’t stop laughing!!! “Flash, Click, Wow, Fornarina!” LMAO! LOL LOL LOL!!
Holy shit!!! See what happens when the public gets tired of you, you are reduced to shit work. If only this could happen to Chris Brown.
imconfused | March 20, 2009 at 3:13 pm
is that some cross between a fornicator and a ballerina? i don’t get it