During a private concert by Prince at Butter last Friday, Lindsay Lohan got out of her seat to argue with Paris Hilton over Stavros Niarchos and when she returned to her table saw that P. Diddy and his posse had started sharing it. When she refused to share and began arguing with P. Diddy his bodyguards came over and took her out of the club.
“There were only like six tables,” a witness says. “Everyone was sharing, but Lindsay refused and began mixing it up with Puffy. His bodyguards came over and picked Lindsay up to get her out.” A member of Diddy’s camp confirmed, “Lindsay was being so loud and obnoxious. His security became concerned and came over to escort her away.”
That’s what you get for being a racist and refusing to share your table with black people. She should be thankful they didn’t throw fried chicken at her and start hitting her with their humongous penises. Because that’s what she deserves for being an ignorant racist. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to drive to work and hope there aren’t any Asians on the road.
oh & it’s not racism when it’s the truth.
yeah its not racism when i call u a crusty, musty, dusty, thrift store clothes wearing, beer-stained tooth having casper the ghost relative either. ITS THE TRUTH. LIKE TOTATALLY, OH MY GOSH, AWESOME!
i dont eat chittlins, but im sure you smell like them.
casper the friendly ghost threats AND I smell like chitlins?? You win. I just can’t compete with such a highly intelligent, far-superior Colt 45-guzzling, Newport cigarette smoking, 5 kids without a baby-daddy in site mama such as yourself.
(figures you know what chitlins smell like, by the way – I have never even seen them).
I hear they go down smooth with malt liuor though.
just so you get it I meant to type “liquor” there at the end. Didn’t want to confuse you. Now go change one of your nasties’ little diapers.
…..look you OSCAR THE GROUCH/DONALD DUCK LOVECHILD….i dont have time to play these silly mind games with your SPECIAL-ED ass. go read a dictionary and when you get to the word BIATCHO please notify me…even though the word doesn’t exist. GO TO KFC, GET YOURSELF A BUCKET OF CHICKEN, AND GO BACK UNDER THE BRIDGE THAT YOUR HOMELESS ASS CAME OUT OF. im neither a “baby-momm”, nor a “hoochie”, you HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH, WHITE TRASH, butthole.
YOU:
WHITE,NEAR BRIGHT,LOW-LIFE,FINGER SUCKING,MOTHER HUMPING,DIRTY,CRUSTY,LIVE IN A TRAILER PARK,POP GOES THE WEASEL,RETARD!
if you need to try that hard, hoochie, you’re not a worthy adversary for any sort of verbal assult from me. Now keep it down, your co-workers are going to have you fired because you keep screaming at their clients when you’re answering the phones for all of the white guys in suits.
honey, i so dont need to try hard for anything. its your dumbass who keeps responding…..i works for NO ONE, bitch! now get back to YOUR job at the DAIRY QUEEN.
yawwwnnnn. if i knew i had to go through this with this dumbass, i would’ve just turned on Dr. Phil and called it a day.
Good for P.Diddy she had it coming, that bitch deserves to have her ass kicked!!!
Yes I do keep responding because I quite enjoy annoying the shit out of you and I ALWAYS get the last word in. You have quite the vivid imagination – you, being who you are, taking on my role of working for myself and me, taking on your role, of working at a Dairy Queen.
By the way, where I live we don’t have such a place anywhere near us…eewww.
yeah….where you live…you’re surrounded by forrests and trash cans. …ummm where does your ass work? i go to an ivy league college, and i work in the government,not as a temp, i have my own office….hmmm and at only 20 years of age. what are you..like 40? is this is the only enjoyment you get in your life….making fun of those more successful than your ass, so it will make you feel better about your lame useless life? why don’t you just jump off a bridge already?
you can say that you always have the last word…but…could you…really?
I am more than satisfied with the way my extremely privileged life is. If you don’t believe me you can look up the median-income for Plandome, NY… it’s money you’re never going to see in life.
But my husband is looking for a new secretary if you’re ever thinking about leaving the projects in DC. But sorry, you’re not allowed in our town for dinner parties.
well damn. YOU have a HUSBAND? no wonder your so CRANKY…i heard “gay” people often are. :)
PLANDOME..SUPERDOME..MOTOR-HOME..same thing.
*privelidged*…isn’t that code for
->dillusional<-?
That’s right, privileged is code for “rich whitey” who doesn’t set off all the clerks in stores to man the cameras & block the front doors.
cool dude! thats like soooo awesome…totally!
now go screw the security guard’s ass in the same store ass like a good gay boy.
um, can you speak that in english please? Oh sorry, I meant ebonics. Then I’ll find a darkie washington to translate it to english for me.
u seriously need to quit watching BET and
get up-to-date in the “racial relations” department.
I don’t watch black television because it would turn me into a dumb crackwhore like the rest of its viewers. And I enjoy plenty of race relations… when I need my golf clubs cleaned at the club they get done very quickly. Same goes for the car wash.
ooops, thats right! all you CAN watch is BARNEY AND FRIENDS and THE WIGGLES. i keep forget your IQ is -0.
*As for your “golfclubs getting cleaned”? why the hell should i care about what you make your FATHER do to pay you back for MOLESTING you?
forgetting,does.
Oh yeah, my Dad molested me. Yeah, he died a few months ago from lung cancer but thanks anyways you cotton-picking, slave ass whore.
I take shit from anyone & give it back thrice, but don’t your poor nigger ass ever fucking bring up my father. At least I knew who mine was. And he provided me & my family a glamorous life that you’ll never, ever experience. Nig.
YOUR FATHER, YOUR FATHER, YOUR UGLY, MUGLY FATHER…..LALALALALALALALALALALALLALA
PLEASE JUMP THROUGH THE COMPUTER NOW, AND HIT ME. OH, THATS RIGHT…U CAN’T.
DUMBASS, CRACK. since you want ot be funny and call people a NIG. what a VIRGINAL PESTICIDE you are. geesh.
You want to start with me I will get even more bucknasty on your stained ass. You food-stamp collecting, living off the system & “gubment” cheese, big-lipped porchmonkey.
spearchucker – that’s my all-time favorite.
hmmmm. lets see:
please do get bucknasty..thats the only thing you’re good at doing..you know, ever since you realized that you have no worth in this world.
by all means…feel free to get bucknasty.
YEE-HAW!
To repeat myself, the above stereotypes are totally true for the poor people in the south and don’t really relate to me.
Click on this link: http://www.epodunk.com/cgi-bin/genInfo.php?locIndex=1438
If you scroll down click on “Plandome Population”… there are 1200+ whites & 3 blacks. Hilarious. They bring down our median-income level obviously.
how old are you? seriously?
here’s another website 4 you:
http://www.kissmyass.com/couldcarelesswhitey.php
I am definitely older than you, sister sledge. And while I don’t necessarily believe in a lot of the things I have said to you I am enjoying bugging the shit out of you because you are nothing more than some insolent little idealistic moron who doesn’t know when to keep her mouth shut.
While I am the boss of people I can get away with such behavior – you will never be the boss of people and with your attitude will not be going very far in life, chica.
Oh & you’re too stupid & lazy to give me a website address that has a link so I don’t have the time to copy & paste it. But hope you had fun checking out mine. Keep dreaming…
dreaming of what? you drowning? hmmm that would be a nice dream.
be back in 5, im going to go take a little nap.
stop lying..you’re like twelve or four. if you aren’t…i feel soooo sorry for you. this is the better part of your day?
geesh…i feel sorry for the poor bastard who married your ass.
dreaming of what? you drowning? hmmm that would be a nice dream.
be back in 5, im going to go take a little nap.
stop lying..you’re like twelve or four. if you aren’t…i feel soooo sorry for you. this is the better part of your day?
geesh…i feel sorry for the poor bastard who married your ass.
keep dreaming of living a privileged life, without having to think everyone is staring at you in every store you go into because they think you’re going to steal. Oh wait, you probably shop at Conway’s or Marshall’s where they all look like you there so there’s no security. No worries then.
what the hell is a conways? and marshalls?
are these your past jobs or something?
hahahaha. you are so full of yourself.
really..how old are you?
wait, I need to stop laughing now. Don’t know about you but I never had a job until after I graduated college. You see, I didn’t have to work to get money to spend… it was given to me whenever I wanted it. I had a fucking credit card when I was 15. It’s called a trust fund, but something you wouldn’t know about because you’re parents didn’t care enough about you.
If I seem like I am your age, it is because I bring myself down to your level so you can unserstand what I am saying.
ugh yeah. quit watching True Hollywood Story on the E! network.
and i “trust” you don’t know what that is, since you and your poor family can’t even “fund” a television to watch it on.
you seem to be getting my upperclas family confused with your poor, low class gang for a family.
keepin’ on dreaming sister sledge. It’s so funny how mad you get because you’re jealous. Come on – hit me with some more jealousy comments.
i’ll hit you with my fist before i ever hit you with a jealousy comment.
jealous of what? i could care less about an old dried up hag like yourself. paleese.
btw-my family isn’t half as poor as your deadbeat one.
looking for your next meal in a garbage can…sound familiar to you? it should, since you did it the night before.
id just like to know why not sharing a table makes you a racist? that doesnt make any sense
local income: $192,073. is that all?
WHAT A PIECE OF CHUMP CHANGE.
MY FAMILY MAKES MORE THAN THAT IN A MONTH.
GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND IN TO A TEXTBOOK.