During a private concert by Prince at Butter last Friday, Lindsay Lohan got out of her seat to argue with Paris Hilton over Stavros Niarchos and when she returned to her table saw that P. Diddy and his posse had started sharing it. When she refused to share and began arguing with P. Diddy his bodyguards came over and took her out of the club.
“There were only like six tables,” a witness says. “Everyone was sharing, but Lindsay refused and began mixing it up with Puffy. His bodyguards came over and picked Lindsay up to get her out.” A member of Diddy’s camp confirmed, “Lindsay was being so loud and obnoxious. His security became concerned and came over to escort her away.”
That’s what you get for being a racist and refusing to share your table with black people. She should be thankful they didn’t throw fried chicken at her and start hitting her with their humongous penises. Because that’s what she deserves for being an ignorant racist. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to drive to work and hope there aren’t any Asians on the road.
Star Maker Machinery | June 21, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Fist!
pinky_nip | June 21, 2006 at 1:02 pm
@1: Why are you talking about your fist?
Lipgloss Assassin | June 21, 2006 at 1:03 pm
life is grand, isn’t it? I find it ironic that an emaciated “actress” was kicked out of a club named after a food item…
glorious.
Chicagoboy | June 21, 2006 at 1:03 pm
#1 Tool! And if you are going to just post “first” at least spell it correctly, jackass!
dmarie | June 21, 2006 at 1:05 pm
hmmm….two things. One, enough with the comments about white people being “racist.” And two, get over yourself Lindsay, you made a few crappy kids movies and your album bombed.
speshul | June 21, 2006 at 1:06 pm
haha @1. Maybe Linds thought her scary low man voice would intimidate them.
PapaHotNuts | June 21, 2006 at 1:07 pm
siventhht!!
so_bored_in_brooklyn | June 21, 2006 at 1:09 pm
God, these people are like high school kids. Screaming at each other, spreading rumors, bitching about sharing tables? It’s frigging hilarious….high school cliques on a global scale.
superstar26 | June 21, 2006 at 1:11 pm
what a little bitch. I hope she stays smelly and ignorant. At least Madonna can be proud of her new ‘Friend’
jane's eyre | June 21, 2006 at 1:13 pm
What a whiny little spoiled brat of a snob. It’s too bad that Diddy and his posse didn’t kick her ass and leave her black and blue. I would have loved to see her with a little more color to her skin, for once.
wishiwasthere | June 21, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Do you think she runs to the street, grabs her cell and calls Madonna?
Maybe they both then work to put a Kaballah curse on P-Diddy and his peeps.
BarbadoSlim | June 21, 2006 at 1:16 pm
@1…So I take it fisting is popular in your family, you’ve got the wrong site bubba.
Google is your friend http://www.google.com/fisting/asshole/phaegget
Now, so the Lindser or “G’ho” wants to get a cap buse’d on her ass?
I like how she’s thinking. Someone hook’er up with DMX’s crew. PRONTO!!!!
bigponie | June 21, 2006 at 1:16 pm
what those bodyguards should have done is spike her drink, get her high, then whip her silly with their willy.
Chicagoboy | June 21, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Not only is Hiho a no-talent, disease-filled, coked-up slut, she may also have some outdoor plumbing in her nether-regions (she’s a man, baby!) It takes some serious brass cajones to mess with P.Diddy and his posse. Or utter stupidity.
Fugurself | June 21, 2006 at 1:21 pm
my eyelids gets really heavy whenever I see Lindsay on the Superfish, she’s a bore and a whore…
that makes her a boring whore…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..
notalotjellytot | June 21, 2006 at 1:22 pm
shes such a twat she probably didnt know who he was. he on the other hand will find out where her mother lives in five seconds flat.
naeboo~ | June 21, 2006 at 1:23 pm
she juz got too big for everyone’s “heads”.
even the rappers dont want her. hahaha
TrannyGranny | June 21, 2006 at 1:25 pm
That should have read
“Lindsay Gets Kicked in the Cunt”
Horrified onlookers dialed 911 at a local club today, as a body guard attempted to pull his foot loose from Lohan’s crotch. Witnesses state that Lohan’s head began to spin and she began moaning “Mine, all Mine” as the guard was slowly sucked, foot first into what must have been a smelly death. The guards last words “Christ help me, is that a Starbucks?” were cut short by slurping sound, followed by a loud, noxious queef.
jane's eyre | June 21, 2006 at 1:27 pm
13
I’m voting utter stupidity.
spanglish | June 21, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Why do I have to sign in everyday or several times a day. I click the “sign me in for two weeks” thing and I still have to sign in.
Now on to Lindsay…if she is such a crazy bitch, how does she get any work? It’s not like she’s a wildly popular established actress like Julia Roberts (or any other person in Hollywood with established box office clout). The fact that she will get near Paris is pretty telling.
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 21, 2006 at 1:30 pm
How long before the intervention? I will give her credit, she is following the Joey Heatherton 8 steps to the downward spiral to a T. I believe she is on step 6 now, with public arrest and sanitarium rape next up.
wishiwasthere | June 21, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Tranny- Thank you for making me spit diet coke thru my nose. Hilarious.
RichPort | June 21, 2006 at 1:31 pm
#18
You’re on a roll today… my co-workers just called security to get me removed after not being able to stop laughing… then they noticed that I hadn’t gotten over that Vida Guerra calendar shoot, screamed at me for being a perv (especially because it was Bring Your Daughter To Work Day) and I’m getting sent to HR to fill out my termination paperwork… Thanks.
spanglish | June 21, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I need a thesaurus so I can find another word for established.
Fugurself | June 21, 2006 at 1:32 pm
I think Dick Cheney should take Lindsay hunting
Ms. Dilligaff | June 21, 2006 at 1:32 pm
I just wonder if Prince continued to perform as if nothing was happening? I mean, six tables…there’s no way he wouldn’t have seen the Lohan drama unfold.
Did he continue to sing while shedding a lonely, solitary tear?
TheHappyRobot | June 21, 2006 at 1:37 pm
what’s a p. diddy?
eden | June 21, 2006 at 1:38 pm
ya know tranny you must be very jealous. lindsay is nothing but a classy actress whose actions have shown nothing less than tasteful. shes smart, brilliant, has a voice like a bluejay and looks healthy as ever. you must be one of those jews with big noses.
jFp | June 21, 2006 at 1:38 pm
thats what happens when brothers can’t read and miss seeing the whites-only signs.
that mofo wouldn’t dare try that shit with my fav’s “Prussian Blue”.
TaiTai | June 21, 2006 at 1:43 pm
No you’re missing the whole point here. The point is P. Diddy STOLE Lindsey’s table from her and the righteous firecrotch was only working to get back what was rightfully hers. The same thing happened to me one time, and I was all “fo shizzle” and the next thing you know a big bunch of huge black guys was hauling me out to the street. P.Diddy totally has no sense of humor.
waterranger | June 21, 2006 at 1:44 pm
I bet she was drinking Cristal straight from the bottle too.
Cause she’s classy like that.
tits_on_snack | June 21, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Prince sucks anyway. He’s a fey little overrated pretentious tacky circus clown who writes horrible music and lives in his own fantasy world and treats people like shit. I’ve never understood the hype or why he was such a groundbreaking icon.
Fugurself | June 21, 2006 at 1:47 pm
#29 I think you are either suffering from a mild case of rabies or you are at the wrong site. This is not the KKK or White Supremacy forum.
Take your racist shit elsewhere, you ignorant fuckstick
Land-Man | June 21, 2006 at 1:47 pm
I’m pretty sure Diddy has some kind of low-grade Down’s syndrome. He has the retarded shaped head and his mouth is always open.
Italian Stallion | June 21, 2006 at 1:51 pm
I bet Prince showed up to the club in the same shit he was wearing to play Basketball that day.
“Would you like some Bananas with your pancakes”
“Bitches”
polypam | June 21, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Are there not enough nightclubs in NY and LA that these pathetic “starlets” keep running into each other?
And I work two doors down from Butter, why am I never there to witness this in person?
pinky_nip | June 21, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Prince is a little guy, but damn he can BALL!
pinky_nip | June 21, 2006 at 1:58 pm
“Shoot it!”
Italian Stallion | June 21, 2006 at 1:58 pm
“I be, that nigga that yo niggaz cant fuck wit
That nigga that yo bitches wanna creep wit
That nigga that you cant get along wit
Playa hate but you wanna do a song wit
That nigga that you see in the videos
That nigga with the jewels and the jiggy hoes
That nigga thatll die for his main man
That nigga with STEAL YOUR TABLE gameplan”
MeganHarris | June 21, 2006 at 1:58 pm
she problably got kicked out of Butter for DOING too much butter.
pinky_nip | June 21, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Shirts versus the Blouses.
Italian Stallion | June 21, 2006 at 1:59 pm
@37 I knew you would get that…..
pinky_nip | June 21, 2006 at 2:02 pm
@42: And you know, P. Diddy only drinks the finest Cambodian’s breasts milk.
Italian Stallion | June 21, 2006 at 2:05 pm
@40 Leave it to MeganHarris to try to be funny and make no FUCKING SENSE!!!!!
Your gonna miss your Alpo commercial, better hurry they might give the part to another dog……………
PapaHotNuts | June 21, 2006 at 2:07 pm
It would have been great as she was being removed, yelled “Stop! Hold On!” When they put her down, she should’ve raised her skirt, stuck her finger in her pussy, and then just started chasing and touching everybody with that one nasty finger.
jFp | June 21, 2006 at 2:10 pm
I’m not surprised some lame pussy like diddle needs to have guards rough up women for him. His kind doesn’t know how to behave in polite company.
A white man and a gentleman would never steal the chair of a lady. We offer our seats up to them (regardless of color).
There must not have been any real men at that club or they would have came to her aid.
P.S. there’s no such thing as the kkk anymore.
N. Visible Man Jr. | June 21, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Prince was heard to comment, “This bores me, is anyone up for a game of basketball?”
Then he took it to the quim and slammed on the Hohan. Then he took it backdoor.
There so many so fucktards in this story it’s hard to tell who to pick on.
If P. Diddy was really upset he’d have had his bodyguards tie her to the chair and made her listen to the rest of the concert.
MeganHarris | June 21, 2006 at 2:11 pm
I don’t know where your from Stallion, but where I come from it’s common knowledge that “Butter” is a name for cocaine.
thats what i meant. Duuurhhhh!!
Jacq | June 21, 2006 at 2:16 pm
Why would she want to sit at a table that a black person sat at? Doesn’t that mean it’s like ruined or something?
Italian Stallion | June 21, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Well, that doesn’t surprise me at all, so all the people in your town are as stupid as you. If they think cocaine is butter, I bet your coke has a different affect on people, instead of the Ritchie look they blow up like ballons. Your still a stupid cunt either way. What do you guys call crack? I can’t believe it’s not butter……….oh yea, almost forgot, FUCK YOU!!!!!