Lindsay Lohan gets in the Halloween spirit

October 31st, 2006 // 67 Comments

  1. Verbal Osmosis

    1st lol

  2. jrzmommy

    Gave what at Jazzercise? What?

  3. RichPort

    Is that the key to her firecrotch and, if so, is it fireproof?

  4. BigJim

    That has got to be the scariest fucking Halloween costume I’ve ever seen.

    Ever.

    Really.

  5. Tracie

    Um Linds, FYI, the headband goes around your head, not your thigh. If you were trying to channel a “Happy Days” Chachi, you would have a red bandana around your thigh.
    P. S. You look horrific anyway.

  6. commissioner

    You have to know that faggot behind her was telling her how smokin’ hot she was before they left her place. He’s just smilin’ like he won the lottery,he knows his picture will be in every tabloid and he will be FABULOUS!

  7. PapaHotNuts

    I remember that scene in Flashdance when the water pours from the ceiling onto that chick sitting in a chair. I hope Lindsay recreates that scene, but instead of water, she uses a combination of bricks, knives, and lava.

  8. BoognishRising

    Typo. For her, it’s Jizzercise.

  9. frescavergene

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i was taking a break from writing about more important matters such as the cuban revolution and how better it was than batista’s regime.then i see this eyesore and waste of human flesh. thanks.

    p.s
    freckles are nasty. thx.

  10. She is in halloween spirit all year
    http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/

  11. ♪♪ She’s a maniac, maniac… ♪

  12. jrzmommy

    What do West Virginians do on Halloween??

    Pump kin!

    Thanks!!

  13. Bugman4045

    WTF is that squiggly thing that can be seen just above her crotch?
    Go ahead and say it is the seam on her panties, but I am going to believe it is some parasitic worm crawling out to get some fresh air!

  14. richport, it’s a leotard with an asbestos-lined crotch!

    regular cotton-lined undies –> http://funderpants.com

  15. Sdvora

    Why is it that everything she wears looks so cheap? She has money to burn, and yet everything she wears, down to her Halloween costume, looks thin, cheap and dirty. Stupid Haylie Duff’s costume looks better.

  16. when Flashdance came out, i always said that Jennifer Beals made me wanna weld. Lindsay makes me wanna ralph.

  17. hav-a-tampa

    That’s A Costume ??? well Hell, i thought she dressed like that Everyday .
    at least Paris Made an Effort to look like a cop.

  18. Madrid Marriott

    Just below her right knee — clearly a jizz stain. And you’d think that with all the squatting she does her ass wouldn’t be so droopy.

  19. hamacus

    Ewwwwwwwwww! in photo 7 of 8 Hohan look like she forgot the wipe off rag and knelt in man juice…At least change hose hoes!

  20. 86

    I’m pretty sure she is Olivia Newton John from the “Lets get Physical” video.

  21. 86

    They forgot to FotoFacial her back. Freckly!

  22. urwrong

    Her ass is sagging already. Pretty sad.

  23. RichPort

    The outfit would look waaaaaaay better if it covered her head and exposed her tits. I’m just saying…

  24. DancingQueen

    That is a pitiful attempt at the 80s Flashdance look. She didn’t even crimp her hair for God’s sake. Oh yeah and I think the pink thing around her leg is for catching man juice. She just forgot the one on the other leg. How can she be so young and have such an out of shape body. She needs to hire a personal trainer in the worst way.

  25. biatcho

    She’s that nasty-ass Sheena Easton looking chick from Breakin’ that “breaks” with Jean Claude Van Damme (he’s got the moves bitches).

  26. polypam

    Repeat after me:

    Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
    Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
    Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
    Shiny tights equals chunky thighs

  27. Pagan Queen

    In 7 of 8 you can see a key around her neck. Uh Lindz, you forgot the chastity belt!

    Brain – now I wont be able to get that song out of my head. Thanks, thanks alot

  28. Ed Bambrick

    I wouldn’t hit it.

  29. Pagan Queen

    I just realized, that WAS Lindz at my garage sale!

    Was selling my 80′s collection of assorted fashions. Cuz I am on the cutting edge, so sharp I am bleeding

  30. jrzmommy

    It’s not fun to keep repeating what you are dressed as on Halloween.

  31. Geez, I thought she was just going to go work out… that’s a costume? Didn’t she learn anything from the movie Mean Girls that she isn’t supposed to dress up scary, but like a sexy Playboy bunny?

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  32. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    All she needs is an African baby and the look will be complete.

  33. I, like Lindsay, also Jazzercise in stilletos…

  34. RockyMtnHigh

    Nice cameltoe.

    (www.cameltoe.org)

  35. Ruby

    But this broad wasn’t even alive in the 80′s. This outfit is borrowed from her mom’s closet.

  36. Looks like they did a good job of hiding that massive wad of chewing gum where her ‘giner supposed to be.

    We all know it’s there.

  37. BeautifulNightmare

    OK, if you are going to wear an outfit like this, you should atleast have an ass…

    Where is her ass?

  38. Missallanpoe

    ROFL in pic 5 it looks like shes trying to escape in her car from the embarassment. Jesus tap dancing christ I never liked the outfits from the 80′s…70′s sure…50′s sure…todays is alittle messed up..but the 80′s just had horrible trends. =) She can’t dress now so she decides to take up the 80′s era in all of its embarassment.

  39. DrDanny

    Ya know, this girl is a D-O-G dawg! Fugly, useless, waste of space. Why can’t we just ignore her? Please?

  40. You’d think with all her money and the “attention” she receives that she’d get a better costume lol. Guess she’s as strapped for ideas as the rest of us? Poor girl.

    Kayla (using Jade’s login)
    http://www.celebrity-gossip.net

  41. rudesauce

    That outfit looks better and more put together than the clothes she normally wears.

  42. She looks like she dressed up as a used condom.

  43. Grobpilot

    That is one flamin’ gay motherfucker in pic #4

  44. She actually isn’t wearing nylons, that is just the shine from all the semen covering her legs.

  45. Yeah, that doesn’t even look like a Halloween costume. It looks like she just came from some YMCA jazzercize class where she worked out with people named Edith and Hazel who’s idea of workout fashion is Jamie Lee Curtis in “Perfect”.

    http://www.reidaboutit.com

  46. IFuckingHateYou

    The bad part is she’s so fucking happy with herself – just look at the stupid-ass “Paris grin” she’s got going on.
    People need to start telling these stupids whores that they look like shit, then maybe we’d have some decent-looking bitches to check out. Instead all these fucking fag-hags tell them that they look awesome and the bitches just get skeezier every day. I think it’s the fags way of trying to bring down str8 society. Fucking queers.

  47. 86

    GAH … AND she should go on a diet, the fat cow. Hey Lindz why not save some food for the rest of the world, huh?

  48. herbiefrog

    know that it is hard for you
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    let me
    try
    to help you spell it..

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    you have so much but you seem to have no idea
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    does one say ?

    …happy hallowed eve
    …whatever?

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