Lindsay Lohan gets in the Halloween spirit

October 31st, 2006 // 67 Comments
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Comments (67)

  1. Verbal Osmosis | October 31, 2006 at 9:34 am

    1st lol

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  2. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 9:35 am

    Gave what at Jazzercise? What?

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  3. RichPort | October 31, 2006 at 9:36 am

    Is that the key to her firecrotch and, if so, is it fireproof?

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  4. BigJim | October 31, 2006 at 9:36 am

    That has got to be the scariest fucking Halloween costume I’ve ever seen.

    Ever.

    Really.

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  5. Tracie | October 31, 2006 at 9:38 am

    Um Linds, FYI, the headband goes around your head, not your thigh. If you were trying to channel a “Happy Days” Chachi, you would have a red bandana around your thigh.
    P. S. You look horrific anyway.

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  6. commissioner | October 31, 2006 at 9:39 am

    You have to know that faggot behind her was telling her how smokin’ hot she was before they left her place. He’s just smilin’ like he won the lottery,he knows his picture will be in every tabloid and he will be FABULOUS!

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  7. PapaHotNuts | October 31, 2006 at 9:40 am

    I remember that scene in Flashdance when the water pours from the ceiling onto that chick sitting in a chair. I hope Lindsay recreates that scene, but instead of water, she uses a combination of bricks, knives, and lava.

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  8. BoognishRising | October 31, 2006 at 9:40 am

    Typo. For her, it’s Jizzercise.

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  9. frescavergene | October 31, 2006 at 9:41 am

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i was taking a break from writing about more important matters such as the cuban revolution and how better it was than batista’s regime.then i see this eyesore and waste of human flesh. thanks.

    p.s
    freckles are nasty. thx.

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  10. seyoboy | October 31, 2006 at 9:42 am

    She is in halloween spirit all year
    http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/

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  11. Brain Embolism | October 31, 2006 at 9:42 am

    ♪♪ She’s a maniac, maniac… ♪

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  12. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 9:43 am

    What do West Virginians do on Halloween??

    Pump kin!

    Thanks!!

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  13. Bugman4045 | October 31, 2006 at 9:43 am

    WTF is that squiggly thing that can be seen just above her crotch?
    Go ahead and say it is the seam on her panties, but I am going to believe it is some parasitic worm crawling out to get some fresh air!

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  14. Adult Underoos | October 31, 2006 at 9:45 am

    richport, it’s a leotard with an asbestos-lined crotch!

    regular cotton-lined undies –> http://funderpants.com

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  15. Sdvora | October 31, 2006 at 9:46 am

    Why is it that everything she wears looks so cheap? She has money to burn, and yet everything she wears, down to her Halloween costume, looks thin, cheap and dirty. Stupid Haylie Duff’s costume looks better.

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  16. ponk | October 31, 2006 at 9:50 am

    when Flashdance came out, i always said that Jennifer Beals made me wanna weld. Lindsay makes me wanna ralph.

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  17. hav-a-tampa | October 31, 2006 at 9:54 am

    That’s A Costume ??? well Hell, i thought she dressed like that Everyday .
    at least Paris Made an Effort to look like a cop.

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  18. Madrid Marriott | October 31, 2006 at 9:55 am

    Just below her right knee — clearly a jizz stain. And you’d think that with all the squatting she does her ass wouldn’t be so droopy.

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  19. hamacus | October 31, 2006 at 9:56 am

    Ewwwwwwwwww! in photo 7 of 8 Hohan look like she forgot the wipe off rag and knelt in man juice…At least change hose hoes!

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  20. 86 | October 31, 2006 at 9:58 am

    I’m pretty sure she is Olivia Newton John from the “Lets get Physical” video.

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  21. 86 | October 31, 2006 at 9:59 am

    They forgot to FotoFacial her back. Freckly!

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  22. CelebSlam.com | October 31, 2006 at 10:03 am

    So she’s an 80s whore?

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  23. urwrong | October 31, 2006 at 10:12 am

    Her ass is sagging already. Pretty sad.

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  24. RichPort | October 31, 2006 at 10:15 am

    The outfit would look waaaaaaay better if it covered her head and exposed her tits. I’m just saying…

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  25. DancingQueen | October 31, 2006 at 10:17 am

    That is a pitiful attempt at the 80s Flashdance look. She didn’t even crimp her hair for God’s sake. Oh yeah and I think the pink thing around her leg is for catching man juice. She just forgot the one on the other leg. How can she be so young and have such an out of shape body. She needs to hire a personal trainer in the worst way.

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  26. biatcho | October 31, 2006 at 10:20 am

    She’s that nasty-ass Sheena Easton looking chick from Breakin’ that “breaks” with Jean Claude Van Damme (he’s got the moves bitches).

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  27. polypam | October 31, 2006 at 10:21 am

    Repeat after me:

    Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
    Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
    Shiny tights equals chunky thighs
    Shiny tights equals chunky thighs

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  28. Pagan Queen | October 31, 2006 at 10:21 am

    In 7 of 8 you can see a key around her neck. Uh Lindz, you forgot the chastity belt!

    Brain – now I wont be able to get that song out of my head. Thanks, thanks alot

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  29. Ed Bambrick | October 31, 2006 at 10:24 am

    I wouldn’t hit it.

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  30. Pagan Queen | October 31, 2006 at 10:25 am

    I just realized, that WAS Lindz at my garage sale!

    Was selling my 80′s collection of assorted fashions. Cuz I am on the cutting edge, so sharp I am bleeding

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  31. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 10:29 am

    It’s not fun to keep repeating what you are dressed as on Halloween.

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  32. HolisticWisdomcom | October 31, 2006 at 10:34 am

    Geez, I thought she was just going to go work out… that’s a costume? Didn’t she learn anything from the movie Mean Girls that she isn’t supposed to dress up scary, but like a sexy Playboy bunny?

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | October 31, 2006 at 10:38 am

    All she needs is an African baby and the look will be complete.

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  34. Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 31, 2006 at 10:42 am

    I, like Lindsay, also Jazzercise in stilletos…

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  35. RockyMtnHigh | October 31, 2006 at 10:48 am

    Nice cameltoe.

    (www.cameltoe.org)

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  36. Ruby | October 31, 2006 at 10:50 am

    But this broad wasn’t even alive in the 80′s. This outfit is borrowed from her mom’s closet.

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  37. Shaun | October 31, 2006 at 10:55 am

    Moose knuckles indeed.

    http://www.digital-six.net

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  38. MeanNate | October 31, 2006 at 10:57 am

    Looks like they did a good job of hiding that massive wad of chewing gum where her ‘giner supposed to be.

    We all know it’s there.

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  39. BeautifulNightmare | October 31, 2006 at 11:02 am

    OK, if you are going to wear an outfit like this, you should atleast have an ass…

    Where is her ass?

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  40. Missallanpoe | October 31, 2006 at 11:10 am

    ROFL in pic 5 it looks like shes trying to escape in her car from the embarassment. Jesus tap dancing christ I never liked the outfits from the 80′s…70′s sure…50′s sure…todays is alittle messed up..but the 80′s just had horrible trends. =) She can’t dress now so she decides to take up the 80′s era in all of its embarassment.

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  41. DrDanny | October 31, 2006 at 11:38 am

    Ya know, this girl is a D-O-G dawg! Fugly, useless, waste of space. Why can’t we just ignore her? Please?

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  42. Jade - The Gossip Girls | October 31, 2006 at 11:45 am

    You’d think with all her money and the “attention” she receives that she’d get a better costume lol. Guess she’s as strapped for ideas as the rest of us? Poor girl.

    Kayla (using Jade’s login)
    http://www.celebrity-gossip.net

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  43. rudesauce | October 31, 2006 at 11:54 am

    That outfit looks better and more put together than the clothes she normally wears.

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  44. Spindoc | October 31, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    She looks like she dressed up as a used condom.

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  45. Grobpilot | October 31, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    That is one flamin’ gay motherfucker in pic #4

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  46. Spindoc | October 31, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    She actually isn’t wearing nylons, that is just the shine from all the semen covering her legs.

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  47. Reid | October 31, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    Yeah, that doesn’t even look like a Halloween costume. It looks like she just came from some YMCA jazzercize class where she worked out with people named Edith and Hazel who’s idea of workout fashion is Jamie Lee Curtis in “Perfect”.

    http://www.reidaboutit.com

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  48. IFuckingHateYou | October 31, 2006 at 12:10 pm

    The bad part is she’s so fucking happy with herself – just look at the stupid-ass “Paris grin” she’s got going on.
    People need to start telling these stupids whores that they look like shit, then maybe we’d have some decent-looking bitches to check out. Instead all these fucking fag-hags tell them that they look awesome and the bitches just get skeezier every day. I think it’s the fags way of trying to bring down str8 society. Fucking queers.

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  49. 86 | October 31, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    GAH … AND she should go on a diet, the fat cow. Hey Lindz why not save some food for the rest of the world, huh?

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  50. herbiefrog | October 31, 2006 at 12:38 pm

    know that it is hard for you
    but
    let me
    try
    to help you spell it..

    c
    l
    a
    s
    s

    you have so much but you seem to have no idea
    how
    to use
    it

    does one say ?

    …happy hallowed eve
    …whatever?

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