Lindsay Lohan gets her stuff back

September 8th, 2006 // 76 Comments
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  1. _____

    Does she just ALWAYS look like shit now?
    What’s her deal? Strung out? Depressed? Jesus Christ, is life that rough?

    Oh yeah, Happy Girl on Girl Friday!
    http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/09/happy-girl-on-girl-friday.html
    _____

  2. JoannieBalonie

    Ya’ll are so funny I had to join this BLOG.
    #8 – u made me spit out the drink of water I had in my mouth with that one!

  3. BustaJuss

    Who cares about her stupid bag, wtf is she wearing? If I were a handbag and my owner was dressed like that , I’d run away from it too. Yes I referred to her as an “it”

  4. these are the wrong pictures, a hermes birkin bag looks like the one i linked to above, this is just her with a chanel bag. so either she messed up which bag she lost or this is wrong.

  5. Nimuë LaMer

    Gawd, she looks like shit.

  6. Superevil

    I was beginning to wonder if I’d get my Lindsay fix today.

  7. HELLpenis

    Why are flat sandals so in right now? They look like complete shit.

  8. stevob2006

    oooh, tip for terrorists: buy a hermes bag for your bomb.

  9. stevob2006

    we don’t like rif-raf like her ‘rand ‘ere! we’ll mug ‘er

  10. hav-a-tampa

    soo, did she find her Precious inhaler or what ? dont want the poor thing to have spend money for a pretty new one. that would eat into her bikini shopping money.

  11. LL

    If Lindsay is trying to win the Worst Dressed Person Who Carries Around a Million Bucks Worth of Shit contest, well, misssion accomplished.

    And good to know (to all you purse snatchers, carjackers, muggers, etc. out there) that she carries around really expensive jewelry. So I expect the next post to be “Lindsay Lohan mugged outside airport.”

    C’mon, criminals, you’re letting us down! Get to snatchin’!!!

  12. Pearly

    I really do hope that they didn’t return her jewelry or her blow. Even if they can’t fence it (and they could) why not just bury it somewhere just to be an asshole? What moron carries that kinda stuff in a handbag then puts it on an unattended luggage cart?

  13. Thank God she got her stuff back. I mean, $1 million? Do you know how long that would take to get back? Probably about a 30 second Pro-Active commercial would do it.

    Ever notice how Lindsay No Pants is looking more and more like Heidi Fleiss?

    Lindsay Channels Heidi Fleiss

  14. thesarahficial

    Awww hooray for Lindsay…she got her HerPes bag back!! You’d think she’d have a bit more of a cheerful look on her face…

  15. best regards

    I’m pretty sure that all the bag had in it was some of Harry’s dirty man thongs and a Viking hat. What’s up with that fugly face she’s making in picture 2? It’s almost as bad as those tacky sandals. Almost..

  16. herbiefrog

    …isn’t it nice

    …when

    everything turns out just fine :)

    [cue sunny weather]

    …it’s almost like she was
    …”lucky lindsay lohan” again

    LLL not 666
    ok

    its horrid losing stuff
    so…
    pleased for you babe

    now go do some decent acting

  17. greenlady

    Wow, I haven’t seen this outfit since my grandmother went on her cruise!!!

  18. tsarinaamanda

    Oh I hate, hate, HATE this whore!! I don’t think I have ever wanted to see another person suffer more than Hohan, or anybody who would deserve it more, except for Parasite Herpes Hilton. She’s just a spoiled, stupid, no-talent bitch who got lucky because Mommy pushed her so she could live out her failed dreams of stardom through her kid. What infuriates me is that this stupid cunt seems to think that she’s really something special when she’s just another one of the Hollywood whore brigade. I cannot wait to see her in 10 years on “Where Are They Now”, hopefully she will be living in a trailer park in Arkansas, with 5 kids by 5 different fathers, 200+ lbs., horribly scarred from a freak accident involving the deep-fryer at McDonalds, lonely and desperately trying to restart her career by posing for Playboy (but getting rejected), and in the middle of an ongoing lawsuit against her mother for stealing all her money. If we get REALLY lucky, Parasite will be her next door neighbor who is basically in the same situation…if this does indeed come to pass, then I will be able to believe in God, but at this point, with useless whores like these two getting everything handed to them, I cannot believe in God. What a bunch of shit.

  19. herbiefrog

    #68 i think that we can all see

    …that you hate, hate, HATE

    and it seems to be tearing you apart

    maybe try a little deep breathing
    counting to ten [if you can]
    thinking of your next macdonasld
    …your small life
    …your lost aspirations
    any pleasure you can get [really]

    best of luck ?

  20. Nikki

    Yeah. Not a Birkin. Def a Chanel, which are worth FAR LESS.

  21. skinny_fat

    I thought the pics of Hohan crying were funny too.*jumps on the short bus to hell

  22. Seriously…if I found that bag…it would be gone.gone.gone.

    Pretty much like her panties.

  23. Ms. Sass

    What the hell is she wearing. I know about bumming around, but she brings it to a whole new level.

  24. japaknees

    I’m sorry – I wasn’t listening to the whole “bag” story. My eyes are fixated on her horrible disgusting shoes. I’m blind!

  25. yeah, what a bitch…too bad someone didn’t steal it

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