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wendy718 | September 8, 2006 at 7:40 am
I wonder if they found coke in this bag too
daveeech81 | September 8, 2006 at 7:40 am
first bitches!
daveeech81 | September 8, 2006 at 7:41 am
Fuck.
daveeech81 | September 8, 2006 at 7:42 am
ah well…Lets talk about my bag now…
Sheva | September 8, 2006 at 7:42 am
If the bag is returned with only the coke and ecstasy that’s cool.
DrBob2607 | September 8, 2006 at 7:46 am
It’s so good to see a witless skinjob like Ms.Hoohum wandering about the streets with a million bucks worth of loot in her purse….Yeah…right…
RichPort | September 8, 2006 at 7:49 am
I think there was a misprint. She lost her ‘fag’ not her bag. She lost track of Corky and got scared that he’s be checked in the luggage with the rest of the animals and pets traveling onboard.
jrzmommy | September 8, 2006 at 7:52 am
See what happens when you wander around all high? You forget where you put shit. Like the time me and my sister smoked a little bit of the shit that killed Bruce Lee and we came in that night and put our shit down on the kitchen counter and went to bed and the next thing we know our mom is screaming in the kitchen at 7:00 am and lo and behold lined up on the counter is purse #1, purse #2, car keys and big old 1/4 ounce bag of the earth’s finest……wait, what were we talking about?
Selassie | September 8, 2006 at 7:55 am
So she left it in the shitter after pulling a couple of rails off the seat… I always do that.
CelebSlam.com | September 8, 2006 at 7:58 am
great. now I can sleep at night
http://www.celebslam.com
llllllllll | September 8, 2006 at 8:04 am
OBVIOUSLY an airport employee stole it and the airline is simply covering their ass as to not tarnish their name!!!! DUHHHHH
sometimesboy | September 8, 2006 at 8:07 am
ah…guess i was confused…when i heard lohan’s bag had been returned i just assumed that meant her mom was visiting…my bad…
trinket | September 8, 2006 at 8:11 am
So now that she has retreived her bag (which, she either originally THOUGHT was an orange Hermes bag — and really it was a black quilted purse — and in her post-grope stupor couldn’t tell the difference — or else she claimed the first designer purse to be thrown her way)is LIndsay going Oktoberfesting? What’s with the felt hat with the feather? And photo one looks like her lit-up attempt at the chicken dance…
PaisleyMoon | September 8, 2006 at 8:12 am
Shove her skanky ugly ass in the bag, add some cement, lock it and toss it deep in the ocean. Die Blowhan, DIEEEEE!!
jrzmommy | September 8, 2006 at 8:16 am
I bet it’s her mother that leaks all of her personal biz to the tabloids. I bet it was her mom who stole her bag, but then realized she couldn’t fence the jewelry so she dumped it.
jamiew | September 8, 2006 at 8:24 am
Thats not a Birkin, it looks more like a Chanel.
BTW she should get the Fendi spy bag it has secret compartments for valuables.
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/05/14/fendi-embroidered-denim-spy-bag/
HolisticWisdomcom | September 8, 2006 at 8:26 am
I was right, the jewelry was borrowed, not her own. Bet you she was really worried she might have to actually pay for something!
What is with the hat and huge sunglasses… is that supposed to be a way to get around incognito?
I hate to break it to ya celebs, but when you look like this it becomes more evident that you are either a celebrity or a criminal. Either way it looks like a five year old hiding behind a glass door saying betcha can’t find me, I am hiding!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
jrzmommy | September 8, 2006 at 8:32 am
What’s going on with those gladiator sandals?
danielle | September 8, 2006 at 8:35 am
seriously..the whore did NOT have anything in that bag that was worth 1 million dollars. she can barely afford to wipe her ass with actual toilet paper..let alone own anything totaling 1 million dollars.
bigponie | September 8, 2006 at 8:36 am
why oh why didn’t the person who found the purse pour some heavy duty industrial oil in it, or better yet stick a makeshift bomb in there.
combustion8 | September 8, 2006 at 8:39 am
If only someone took in a dump in it, that would be priceless.
rudesauce | September 8, 2006 at 8:42 am
They’ve recovered her missing herpes bag?
jrzmommy | September 8, 2006 at 8:44 am
I wonder how annoying she is to travel with? Imagine having to take a trans-Atlantic flight with her? Jesus. I imagine all she does is talk about herself and complain to the flight attendants.
Sarah-Jean | September 8, 2006 at 8:49 am
Well wouldn’t that just figure…
I actually feel bad for her though. I heard her asthma meds were in the bag. I have asthma and I know the panic you go through whenever you lose or misplace the very thing you know will keep you alive.
jrzmommy | September 8, 2006 at 8:53 am
If she’s so worried about her asthma then why the fuck does she suck on Marlboros like they’re mother’s milk?
Grobpilot | September 8, 2006 at 8:54 am
She needs to open her fucking eyes and look a little harder when she misplaces something, instead of instantly blaming someone else for her own fuck ups. Just another example of people not taking responsibility for anything they do. Fucking celebrity waste of space and oxygen. Fuck ‘em all. This kind of shit is exactly why I rarely go to the movies anymore. Why should I pay money to support these brainless fuckers? I feel only slightly better now. Thanks for listening.
Harmony1 | September 8, 2006 at 8:54 am
I almost didn’t recognize her with all the clothes and whatnot
ER | September 8, 2006 at 8:58 am
If she can’t keep up with all her personal crap maybe she needs to stick to $12.95 purses from Target.
Jacq | September 8, 2006 at 9:02 am
So basically, you can fit roughly a million dollars worth of blow and a bracelet in a Birkin bag? That knowledge may come in handy sone day…
krisdylee | September 8, 2006 at 9:03 am
Child Star + Everything handed to her on a silver platter + Cocaine + Dina Lohan + Terrible Fashion sense + Raging Case of Herpsyphigonoraids = Lindsey Lohan.
krisdylee | September 8, 2006 at 9:04 am
Oops, paronnez-moi
LinsdAy Lohan
krisdylee | September 8, 2006 at 9:04 am
Fuck, PARDONNEZ-moi
Well, that’s it, my day is ruined.
I’m off to drink now.
Jacq | September 8, 2006 at 9:05 am
Am I a bad person because I seriously enjoyed the photos of her crying? Ok, didn’t think so.
enfilade | September 8, 2006 at 9:07 am
Maybe she’ll think twice about bringing millions of dollars of jewelry around with her… Then again, probably not.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com/
llllllllll | September 8, 2006 at 9:09 am
#25- you always seems to draw a BWAHAHAHAHAH out of me!!!!!!! Oh how I love this site!
magickal | September 8, 2006 at 9:16 am
Look at the swollen area underneath her nose, especially in that first pic. It’s red and puffy and has coke whore written all over it.
lisad71 | September 8, 2006 at 9:19 am
I can SMELL her through my computer. Now I’m going to have to spend the rest of the day cleaning just to get the smell of wretched ass out of my house.
RichPort | September 8, 2006 at 9:24 am
Fine, I admit it. I was in Heathrow and I stole the fucking bag. This bitch has been buying all of my dealer’s stash for too fucking long now and something HAD to be done, so I opened the zipper and just shoved my whole fucking head in. After running around like a mouse hopped up on crack-laden espresso for about 30 minutes, I forgot where I put the damn bag. I looked a bit like a mime and people started throwing me change. No shit.
nc72 | September 8, 2006 at 9:27 am
Damn lucky I’m amazed she got anything back. Even if the bag’s empty, at least she got the bag back. Those Birkin’s start at around 10/15K USD.
http://www.exposay.com/lindsay-lohan/1/c/1418/
RichPort | September 8, 2006 at 9:27 am
Fine, I admit it. I was in Heathrow and I stole the fucking bag. This bitch has been buying all of my dealer’s stash for too fucking long now and something HAD to be done, so I opened the zipper and just shoved my whole fucking head in. After running around like a mouse hopped up on crack-laden espresso for about 30 minutes, I forgot where I put the damn bag. I looked a bit like a mime and people started throwing me change. No shit.
RichPort | September 8, 2006 at 9:28 am
Damn. Fucking coke made me so shaky I double posted. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some London money to count…
commissioner | September 8, 2006 at 9:51 am
jrz:
Marlboros are called “breathing treatments” to smokers with asthma.
Someone should steal those ugly-ass shoes and those mother-lovin’ leggings. Did that crazy bitch steal my wardrobe from 1987? I swear that outfit looks familiar. (Except I sported a pair of Converse hightops.)
jrzmommy | September 8, 2006 at 9:52 am
35–It’s tought being Rebecca of Sunnybrook Fucking Farms…but if I can turn one frown upside down than I’ve done my job.
jrzmommy | September 8, 2006 at 9:55 am
Marlboros…They Ain’t Your Father’s Nebulizer!!
jrzmommy | September 8, 2006 at 9:55 am
It’s also tough typing tough
RichPort | September 8, 2006 at 9:56 am
42 – Speaking of the 80′s, why is Corky dressed like an ad for Footloose? If she had multi-colored hair, she’d be Cindi Lauper, you know, without the talent.
DancingQueen | September 8, 2006 at 10:07 am
#17, I was thinking the exact same thing! If they REALLY didn’t want to be seen wouldn’t they just try to blend in? I mean who wouldn’t stare at this bitch dressed this way? She looks like a FREAK! Oh yeah and it makes sense that she lost her bag because she looks like a bag lady.
commissioner | September 8, 2006 at 10:08 am
@46
She’s “burnin’, yearnin’ for somebody to . . . ”
That jacket is a leather “Members Only”. Very rare.
UNWASHEDMASSES | September 8, 2006 at 10:21 am
“asthma meds” – read Valtrex. The only thing worth a million in that bag was Lindsay’s “pain medication” – read 5 kilos of Peruvian White. She got the bag back after authorities confiscated the “pain meds”.
jrzmommy | September 8, 2006 at 10:50 am
how come they look like they rolled around in a dirty clothes hamper and wore whatever stuck to them?