Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/privacycunt) was hacked and her private messages from her Gmail, MySpace, and BlackBerry accounts were posted. The hacker claims they were hired by Paris Hilton’s camp and says they’re going to put up a website with more content soon. Included in the messages are emails between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, Samantha Ronson, and Stavros Niarchos.
For a small example of the insanity that is these people’s lives, check out this exchange between Lindsay and Paris or this exchange between her and Shanna. And yeah, Lindsay’s MySpace is Privacy Cunt. If somebody could invent a way to punch people through computer monitors this would be the best day ever.
UPDATE: Apparently these are fake. Lohan’s rep says: “She doesn’t have a MySpace page. Someone created one and they post things. It’s not her. This happened before.”
Jesus, it never ends!
AHAHAHAHAHA. oh man.
FINALLY, something great happens! lol
the amazing part is that everyone is pretty coherent.
my favorite line “at least not enough for your name to even be broughten up” LOLOLOLOL awesome.
I’ll say this for Shanna, she’s one angry piece of ass. And what else can we say about this whores, oh wait, they’re not ho’s they just dress that way and like to party, a lot, with naked men, with erect penises. They’re really nice suburban girls.
Right #4. There’s no way these twatwaffles wrote this. Complete sentances? Come on!
Ok…..
It was Wally. Paris has (or used to have) a lot of money.
Why can’t they all get on a helicopter and crash it into the side of a mountain.
Is that a dude in that picture?
Perez Hilton reports that her myspace was not hacked and that the emails are fakes.
what pathetic lives these people have!
#7: especially since Paris actually sounds the most intelligent out of all of them.
Those are actually quite funny !
Despite the fact that those e-mails are poorly written, they are totally fake, because they would be far more poorly written if scribed by those retards.
I couldn’t be happier!! This stupid bitch reads and responds to all these meaningless celeb sites! That means that she has likely read (or is reading now) this site. What a pathetic attention whore.
I can just see her at her computer saying ” Ooh! look Dr Phowstus thinks I’m hot.” or “God damn jrzmommy is an ass.”
refuckingdiculous grade A bologna.
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And I would appreciate it if you said it ba-log-na. It’s fun to say. Kind of like Tar-tar sause or twatwaffle.
BTW, her myspace page reads ALABAMA. Is that where this little guttersnipe is from?
They only communicate to call each other bitches, cunts, and whores…and to tell each other to stop fucking their men or else… Yawn. What pathetic, sad, empty lives they have.
Perez said that Lindsay wasn’t actually hacked…
“Lindsay Lohan, out and about in Beverly Hills on Wednesday night, is wearing a Band-Aid on her finger because ______.
P.S. No, her MySpace was not hacked. Any alleged emails are fake, like her tan!”
This version is funnier to believe though…or is it? Who would actually bother to HACK into her account? (I mean yeah, I’ll bother reading about it…but hacking into it? Nah) It would just be people saying “you’re a bitch” “no YOU are a bitch” Except Lindsay would not be able to spell any of that…
“With a love like that,
you know you should be glad”
The Beatles
Okay, you have read how the fish wrote this story up. Click my moniker and check out the way this dude wrote the story up. I’m not trying to get you ‘friends of the Fish” to convert over to his site, I just want you to know that there are still some funny blogmasters sround.
I believe they are real and I’ll tell you why. They read so mundane and routine that it’s difficult to believe they are not real. A faker would have exaggerated a lot of shit, you know, gone over the top.
woodhorse is a one joke cunt
this is beginning to sound fake. i mean look at this one:
http://www.celebslam.com/more-from-lindsays-myspace/myspace-hack-lindsay-lohan-8jpg/
this is boring as shit!!!!
What???!!?? Buzzed driving is DRUNK driving???!!?? How can THAT be!!! I should get arrested every day then…
Oh and using access to her account and copying shit is not “hacking.” This bitch is so drunk she probably spills her password to any stranger. Or, her password just might be “12345″, or “parentrap123″ again you don’t need a Neo for this.
I’m out of vodka…I should go to the store.
myspace = drama.
the end is myspace-hack-lindsay-lohan-8jpg. so yeah #22, some of them are really over the top.. i don’t know.
What??? There’s no drama on MYspace…just scary pictures, heh heh…
There’re most at the time two types of hackers.There’re ‘good’ and ‘evil’ hackers.Many times evil hackers are pity stalkers as well…I think Lindsay needs to have some internetprotection and maybe strike back…
Of course, I could be wrong :)
I think you’re wrong/right Barbado.
wally you are the icing on the cake OXOX. TRUE STORY: I am at work and I am asking this 99 year old woman why she is upset and she says her son came and took some stuff from her house and won’t quit. And I said well you can call the police on him. And then I wondered how he could just come around all the hours she said so I asked her, Just What does he do for a living??? and she replied He Catches Pigeons. She continued, Mostly He goes To Oklahoma and catches them. I am wondering if there is a locust plague of pigeons in Oklahoma that he can actually make a living doing this but I don’t want to sound like the only person who isn’t aware that there is a pigeon plague in Oklahoma so I asked, There Aren’t Enough Pigeons In Texas?? And she said well, yes, sometimes he goes to the Courthouse and catches them but it is so embarrassing to see him walking down the street with a bag of squirming pigeons over his shoulder. I am still puzzled and I ask, The Courthouse Pays him to catch pigeons?? and she said Yes Because PETA won’t let the Courthouse have them killed. I asked what did her son do with the pigeons and she said He Sells Them To Skeet Shooters. Life Doesn’t Get Any Better Than Today. On one hand you have happy PETA and on the other hand you have happy Skeet shooters. I may be a One Trick Pony Wally my love but I’m having a hell of a day.
Know what I really hate??? When I’m doing laundry and some of the clothes fell on my laundry room floor so I don’t know if they’re clean or dirty and I have to SMELL THE CROTCH!!!
Mmmm…
Is anybody else dismayed at the fact people who make up words such as ‘broughten’ are worth millions of dollars?
There is no justice in the world.
32)Like always the good fight the evil ofcourse.Otherwise it would be unbalanced.
For one brief, exciting moment, I took this headline literally. Literally like in the gore-spattered sense. Sigh.
@39 that would have been sublime. Oh yeah:
….to pieces.
#39
yeah i guess we can pray to baby jesus that some step up to the bat…anyone?
i swear the bitch got a nose job during her time in ‘rehab’. i just want to smack that smug look off her face.
another site is reporting the her spokesperson (coke/meth supplier) is going to release a statement tomorrow sayin’ that Linshit does not have My Space-Email or Blackberry accounts Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!?!?!?!
Does she expect us to believe LL lives in medieval England or something?
Has anybody tried to find her myspace account yet? I haven’t. Guess I don’t care enough. But if you have…tell me. (I know there’s a link to it above, but I’m scared to click it)
what do they expect? ive even gotten hacked on myspace.
FINE!!! I’ll click the link then…hope my computer doesn’t get a VIRUS!!!
They <3 google mail. And myspace. ROFL.
K, that was pretty fuckin lame…
Instead of 36-hours a week,Tom should work 40-hours a week to guard 170+ million pages more properly.
fakes