Lindsay Lohan gets fired

August 1st, 2006 // 69 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been dropped from her UK record label Island Records after failing to travel to London for a planned promotional campaign. The album was recorded last year and now the label has shelved it and decided not to work with her again.

“A single was a huge flop over here because Lindsay couldn’t be bothered to promote it. In the end they didn’t even bother releasing the album in Britain. She didn’t bother to come over to the UK to do interviews or make TV appearances to help sell the album. Island have now decided not to do another one with her.”

Even if she had shown up the single still would’ve flopped. They could’ve spent $3 billion and hired some dancing elephants but that still wouldn’t have saved it. Bad music is bad music, and Lindsay Lohan’s bad music is about as bad as bad music can get. But bad Lindsay is bad and bad bad bad. And bad. Maybe bad. Bad.


  1. Nikky Raney

    i didnt even know she had a record deal in the UK

  2. HarryNipples

    A record deal??? Pleeaaaase…

    I could yank my cat’s claws out with a pair of pliers and stick her paws in vinegar and get a better sound than this cokeheaded bitch – what the fuck does she sing anyway?? I suppose they could play her music to torture prisoners at that prison in Baghdad or maybe to scare grizzly bears away in Yellowstone!!! My dogs would pee on the carpet after hearing this…the UK just dodged a bullet on this one…

  3. twzzlrgirl

    #52 — she doesn’t sing anything good. My nine year old will hear her songs on the Disney radio station and ask me to turn it off. I’ve raised my kid to have some taste!

  4. duds

    Thats a shame ’cause out of all the retards in Hollywood’s youth gang. I love Lindsay most. She is better than Paris, Tara the whole lotta of those skanks. I hope she gets her act together ’cause she really has the world at her feet……….. Oh and screw Brandon Davis and Paris Hilton for their retarded attempt to demise Ms. Lohan, she has more talent in her little finger that both of them, plut a whole bunch more of Hollywood wannabees put together.

    Get your act together Linds and piss them off more……….

  5. it doesnt matter.. that stupid label was a casualty. the REAL money she makes in music comes from our Miami friend…. Emilio Estefan.

    She even showed up to his hollywood star induction.

  6. PaisleyMoon

    Blowhan needs to be given the Francis Farmer difficult starlett program. The ugly ho wannabe. Gowd, I’ve cleaned stuff outta my drains that look better than her.

  7. PandaPoacher

    why do all celebrities these days assume that because they may be mildly successful in their primary field that they are automatically qualified to be a singer, musician, clothing designer, perfumer, etc. whats next? paris hilton designing chrysler’s next family minivan?

    the fact that people eat this shit up and actually buy garbage like lohans first record, and will inevitably flock to buy paris hiltons debut, saps what little faith i had left in the human race.

  8. jrzmommy

    Paris Hilton is one deleriously happy bitch right now.

  9. Well at least she’s still got that zit cream commercial to be proud of…

  10. Jules

    Yes please, #39 (babyblue)!

    I think with her screwed up family life and instant fame, she just doesn’t know how to control herself.

    She SHOULD know better.. I’m not making excuses… but I can see why she has fallen off the band wagon a little bit. She just needs to grow up. Unfortunately, that will take quite a while!

  11. biatcho

    Nice job# 48. Exactly what I wanted!

  12. #56 PaisleyMoon LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great reference!!!!!!!

  13. Arch

    Maybe she just wants to share her gift of song with America only. By god.

  14. magickal

    I just love watching this little cunt’s downward spiral unravel in the media. It’s like, whenever I’m having a bad day, I come on the ‘fish and know that my day is going to get a whole lot better becuase some no-talent, fugly crack whore like Linds will have done something more hideous than the last seeing people destroy their lives and career really does make me feel better about my own life.

  15. Nikki

    #37 – Yeah, she only has $7,000,000 after all….

  16. tracyp

    How long do you think it will until she’s featured on the “Where are they now?” segment.

  17. 3dogowner

    At first glance (caffeine hadn’t kicked in yet), I thought the headline read Lindsey Lohan gets fried. I didn’t see how that was news. Now I notice she was fired. That surprises me less than the fact she even gets work. She’s no longer Disney cute and since those are the only movies that she was even passably good in, I’m completely baffled as to why anyone would be interested in her. She’s not particularly pretty, she has no taste. In short, she’s a real sleaze. She’s right up there with Tara Reid. I guess I answered my own question.

  18. Molly

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    Sorry.
    Hahahahahahahaha.

  19. Molly

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
    Sorry.
    Hahahahahahahaha.

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