Lindsay Lohan gets felt up by creepy old guy

lindsaylohanrobertaltman.jpgThere’s something very disturbing about seeing director Robert Altman feel up Lindsay Lohan’s leg during the filming of A Prairie Home Companion. I’m sure it’s perfectly innocent, but seeing a 200-year old man in a wheelchair touching Lindsay Lohan like that makes me feel all dirty inside. Which is ironic, because five minutes ago I was masturbating to a picture of a homeless man taking a dump on the sidewalk and I felt pretty great about the whole thing.