A source on scene tells TMZ that three men were captured by surveillance video breaking into Lindsay’s house in the Hollywood Hills.
Michael Lohan tells TMZ a safe was ripped off the wall and a couple of watches were taken. He believes it’s “an inside job” because the people that work for Lindsay failed to turn the alarm on. He says, “I am not going to put up with individuals violating my family. Lindsay is a charitable, generous person that always gives. This is a personal violation and it has got to stop.”
We’re told Lindsay came home early this morning, around 3:00 AM, discovered the break-in and called her dad.
There are two things that don’t add up in this story: 1. Lindsay Lohan being a “charitable, generous person.” 2. She called her dad in an emergency? I’m pretty sure Lindsay would turn to a masturbating hobo for comfort before seeking out Mike Lohan. Seriously, he’s probably already on the phone with Jon Gosselin trying to spin it into a reality show as we speak:
MIKE: We’ll call it “Dad’s on Complete Opposite Coasts Who Can’t Do Shit.”
JON: Will I still get to bang homely women?