Lindsay Lohan gets a scolding

July 28th, 2006 // 269 Comments

has a ridiculously amusing letter sent to Lindsay Lohan reprimanding her for partying too much and holding up the production of Georgia Rules, even calling her a “spoiled child” and threatening to hold her personally responsible for hundreds of thousands of dollars wasted because she keeps missing work with “bogus excuses.” I’d nominate this thing for the Nobel prize in literature but that’d be unfair to the other contestants.


  1. this probably goes without saying but I SIT UP AT NIGHT READING ABOUT PEOPLE I WILL NEVER MEET AND THEN I DISCUSS IT WITH OTHER PEOPLE I WILL NEVER MET. I AM A GENIUS “IMHO” AND I THINK ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE WHO I WILL NEVER MEET “R”: fakes, idiots, (expletives), lame, stupid, whores. MY LIFE WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THEIR STUPIDERY. I have to go to my kitchen for another twinkie so i need to catch the next escapegoat out of here, but before i go: GO TO MY SITE THAT I PLUG ON HERE A LOT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL ACCEPTED.

    (edit: none of that was true except the lame part at the end. i guess HW and i have somethign in common after all.)

  2. WorldWideWendy

    Hi all- or whom ever is still here.
    Quick question, and I may have this wrong…but, did I see an ad for a position to work on t5his web site about 2 months ago? ( maybe more or less than that) and if that was the case- and I think it was…does the fact that there are less fequent postings of new stories- and almost NO breaking postings have anything to do with the new person working on the site?
    Any thoughts-’cause if that is the case my dear Superficial web founder person, you may want to re-visit that contract.
    None of my business really, but that’s my ten cents worth.

  3. WorldWideWendy

    Hi all- or whom ever is still here.
    Quick question, and I may have this wrong…but, did I see an ad for a position to work on t5his web site about 2 months ago? ( maybe more or less than that) and if that was the case- and I think it was…does the fact that there are less fequent postings of new stories- and almost NO breaking postings have anything to do with the new person working on the site?
    Any thoughts-’cause if that is the case my dear Superficial web founder person, you may want to re-visit that contract.
    None of my business really, but that’s my ten cents worth.

  4. WorldWideWendy

    Hi all- or whom ever is still here.
    Quick question, and I may have this wrong…but, did I see an ad for a position to work on t5his web site about 2 months ago? ( maybe more or less than that) and if that was the case- and I think it was…does the fact that there are less fequent postings of new stories- and almost NO breaking postings have anything to do with the new person working on the site?
    Any thoughts-’cause if that is the case my dear Superficial web founder person, you may want to re-visit that contract.
    None of my business really, but that’s my ten cents worth.

  5. WorldWideWendy

    Hi all- or whom ever is still here.
    Quick question, and I may have this wrong…but, did I see an ad for a position to work on t5his web site about 2 months ago? ( maybe more or less than that) and if that was the case- and I think it was…does the fact that there are less fequent postings of new stories- and almost NO breaking postings have anything to do with the new person working on the site?
    Any thoughts-’cause if that is the case my dear Superficial web founder person, you may want to re-visit that contract.
    None of my business really, but that’s my ten cents worth.

  6. WorldWideWendy

    Hi all- or whom ever is still here.
    Quick question, and I may have this wrong…but, did I see an ad for a position to work on t5his web site about 2 months ago? ( maybe more or less than that) and if that was the case- and I think it was…does the fact that there are less fequent postings of new stories- and almost NO breaking postings have anything to do with the new person working on the site?
    Any thoughts-’cause if that is the case my dear Superficial web founder person, you may want to re-visit that contract.
    None of my business really, but that’s my ten cents worth.

  7. peopleRweird

    HAHAHA oh man….I just saw on vh1′s Best Week Eva Brandon Davis calling Lindsay Hohan a firecrotch.tee-hee

  8. peopleRweird

    HAHAHA oh man….I just saw on vh1′s Best Week Eva Brandon Davis calling Lindsay Hohan a firecrotch.tee-hee :p

  9. halfie20

    this is just getting out of hand. she’s overexposed and needs to chill for a bit.

    here’s a funny new website that does commentary on lindsay and a bunch of other celebs.

    http://shushyourmouth.blogspot.com

  10. I think that Lindsay’s mother is definitely a big part of the problem. She makes excuses for her child’s irresponsible behavior and is disrespectful about Lindsay’s bosses. Obviously her mother is living in her own little world and doesn’t have time to teach her daughter right from wrong. It is now very clear to me why Lindsay is such an irresponsible, immature brat.

    Like I keep saying to everyone, the girl needs a mentor. Clearly her mother is completely incapable of being a real “mother” to her.

    I hope someone helps Lindsay before she drives herself and her career into the ground. I don’t think she’s a bad person at heart, I just think she’s a little mislead. Apparently the new guy isn’t helping either…

    All we can do is sit back, watch, and hope that someday she comes out the other side of this mess. She’s just going to have to learn the hard way.

  11. biatcho

    I know a man who had a one night stand with Lindsey Lohan’s mom. He had NO IDEA who the fuck she was but thought she was just crazy enough to warrant renting a hotel room in the city rather than bring her back to his apartment that he pays a fotune for in rent. He feared she might come back after their rendezvous and get all stalky.

    He found out like a month later it was Dina Lohan and he almost threw up. And got pissed because he wanted to bang her daughter instead. but yeah, she’s as much of a whore as her daughter is. Like mommy like bitch.

  12. that’s great – they should sue the hell out of her…..and no one should hire her ever again…

  13. I love this letter.
    But I don’t believe she would give a shit about it. She just don’t care.

  14. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listeningto strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you tryhard to forget are already gone.

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