Lindsay Lohan gets a scolding

has a ridiculously amusing letter sent to Lindsay Lohan reprimanding her for partying too much and holding up the production of Georgia Rules, even calling her a “spoiled child” and threatening to hold her personally responsible for hundreds of thousands of dollars wasted because she keeps missing work with “bogus excuses.” I’d nominate this thing for the Nobel prize in literature but that’d be unfair to the other contestants.