Lindsay Lohan forgets how to dress normally

July 26th, 2006 // 97 Comments
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Comments (97)

  1. SoftBlueGlow | July 26, 2006 at 2:21 pm

    She’s disgusting.

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

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  2. ICouldn'tResist | July 26, 2006 at 2:22 pm

    one word ….. FUCKING NASTY

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  3. endometriorama | July 26, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    EEEEW! flesh colored bikini.

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  4. I knoe how too spel | July 26, 2006 at 2:24 pm

    Ick. But uh, isn’t this old news? I’m sure I saw these pics days ago.

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  5. spatz | July 26, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    oh my god she so fucked him.

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  6. fallere | July 26, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    fucking ew. go take a shower and get yourself to a detox center.

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  7. jane's eyre | July 26, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    *sshhHHuUuddDDeR*
    Full-body freckles…

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  8. andrewthezeppo | July 26, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    Wasn’t this posted yesterday? I swear it was right on top of the David Arquette post last night…am I going crazy?

    anyways, she looks hot in the candids and nasty as hell in the pics where she’s posing.

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  9. twzzlrgirl | July 26, 2006 at 2:27 pm

    She is disgusting. And Piven looks like he wants nothing to do with her. I have to say, though, the worst one is the last pic in the top row. She has got one nasty body!

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  10. mk. | July 26, 2006 at 2:28 pm

    she’s definitely never tired of being the most ridiculous person in the world.

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  11. jrzmommy | July 26, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    So I guess her twat was the pinata at this birthday party?

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  12. Aimtrue | July 26, 2006 at 2:30 pm

    For someone spending the entire summer in a bikini she is pasty-

    I guess cracked addicted hos don’t tan well.

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  13. twzzlrgirl | July 26, 2006 at 2:32 pm

    #8 – someone did put this link in one of their posts (I think in the David Arquette story), so you aren’t going crazy :)

    As for candids vs. posing, I think Lindsay is usually mugging for the camera — with tragic results.

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  14. miss uh huh her | July 26, 2006 at 2:33 pm

    …bad costumes, bad makeup, bad hair and Jeremy Piven…These photos were clearly taken on a porno set.

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  15. eXtasyStef | July 26, 2006 at 2:33 pm

    I hope she stopped posing long enough to wish Jeremy a happy birthday. Oh, wait…that was after she took the bikini off.

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  16. ImSuicidal | July 26, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    The thirteen and under crowd have been dogging her here: http://www.betterthanyou.org for two days!!

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  17. Agatha | July 26, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    A bathing suit is the perfect outfit for any occasion — especially if your hair, skin, and outfit are almost all the same color.

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  18. Mary45 | July 26, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    Under the Influence – of what I can’t tell you but she ain’t looking that pretty. Hell can’t she see a good dermatologist to rid herself of those freggles??

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  19. UNWASHEDMASSES | July 26, 2006 at 2:36 pm

    She has clusters of freckles that appear as bruises, like galaxies of nasty. She looks like a truck stop whore and I can smell her from the pics – Zimas and straight ass.

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  20. okiedoke | July 26, 2006 at 2:38 pm

    What is this site’s obsession with Lindsay Lohan? Enough already!

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  21. Jay from the Bay | July 26, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    Now you know the house this party was in still smells of her crotch rot.

    (In the photo with the white tank top, is that her bikini coming out the side or a huge bandaid from where her boob popped a little?)

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  22. hotplateface | July 26, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    I wouldn’t fuck that with jrzmommy’s dick.

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  23. CruisingForCock | July 26, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    Gutter is a tool.

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  24. Courtney | July 26, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    H8rs. I think she’s absolutely fabulous. Look how fantastically slutorific she looks in that first picture! Totally hot for someone so very unsober.

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  25. stingybtchsuzy | July 26, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    It looks to me like she got to the party, saw that she was the only female there, and realized that she was the hired stripper for the evening.

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  26. ImSuicidal | July 26, 2006 at 2:46 pm

    Ostracize #16

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  27. will | July 26, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    i’, just glad she doesn’t look *so much* like an 80 year old woman anymore.

    do you wanna know whats funny? i would’ve been number one, but my internet is so slow that by the time the page loaded i was number 25. sad.

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  28. jrzmommy | July 26, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    nobody else in any of the other pictures is wearing a bathing suit. Not even close. She looks like someone’s skanky little sister playing dress up in her big sister’s clothes.

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  29. gammanormids | July 26, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    why does she dress herself so terrible!!? Isn’t she supposed to have more money than all of us together? Can’t she hire someone to help her? I wish my mother slap her and kill her self esteeme as she does with mine!
    (I least I don’t wear clothes like those)

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  30. rolson | July 26, 2006 at 2:54 pm

    She is so hot. You other posters are either women or homosexual (or both).

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  31. chelleann66 | July 26, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    Is that a rug burn on her back in photo #2?
    Or a dried jizz stain?

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  32. AnastasiaBeaverhausen | July 26, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    That last picture looks like it belongs on Myspace.

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  33. Memphis Chick | July 26, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    Why is it that she’s the only one in a swimsuit? Maybe she was hired to be the “entertainment” for the birthday boy.

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  34. luscious337 | July 26, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    is it me or does Mr. Jeremy Piven look disgusted that she’s so close to him?

    and why is she wearing bikinis when it looks like evryone else is wearing actual clothes?

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  35. peep | July 26, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    can she look more like a greasy pig who hasn’t showered in a week due to the huge crack binge? god…I can smell her from here.

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  36. Jacq | July 26, 2006 at 3:22 pm

    She was just blown on coke. She thought she had been there for hours. Until everyone was like, “Dude, you’re wearing your third outfit but you only got here, like, 20 minutes ago.” Then she smoked a cigarette, threw up her lunch in the corner where she was being photographed and asked for her “party favors”. Everyone knows it’s not a party without party favors. That’s what I used to call Butter, but now I’m a street chick.
    P.S. The first part is a true story.

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  37. Praz | July 26, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    Hug it out, bitch.

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  38. Jacq | July 26, 2006 at 3:23 pm

    Nice nappy hair, BTW. And lay off of the skin colored bikinis, Red.

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  39. Jacq | July 26, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    The third pic over, the first with Piven. You know in the back of his head he’s thinking, “I’m going to need a penicillin shot after this.” mixed in with a little of the Ralph Wiggum “Eeeeeeeh.”

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  40. Italian Stallion | July 26, 2006 at 3:27 pm

    Q: Why didn’t anyone eat cake at this particular Birthday Party?

    A: Lindsay Lohan jumped out of it……

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  41. Glossed Over | July 26, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    Just when I thought she couldn’t be more of an attention whore…

    http://glossedover.com

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  42. beneathitall | July 26, 2006 at 3:48 pm

    she has no excuse for allowing her extensions to look so ratty……

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  43. purplepuppy | July 26, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    Wow! This chick thinks she’s WAAAAAAY cuter than she really is. Can somebody please punch her face out for me, I’d do it myself, but I really don’t want to have to touch her if I can help it.

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  44. McDuck | July 26, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    She looks like the soggy underbelly of a dead fish. Besides being disgustingly pale she is not toned at all. Filth rat.

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  45. ESQ | July 26, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    Obviously Jerry Piven did not want to “hug it out bitch” with this bitch. Thank GOD he has taste.

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  46. ChikaDeeDeeDee | July 26, 2006 at 3:59 pm

    What’s that white goo dribbling from the corner of her mouth in -03.jpg? Urchk.

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  47. clarknova | July 26, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    If you say you could hit her, I suggest you better kill yourself because if you don’t I will, and if I don’t do it, then aids will.

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  48. jane's eyre | July 26, 2006 at 4:08 pm

    @46
    Aw, that’s the call of my favorite bird.

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  49. qico | July 26, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    what’s wrong with looking like america’s biggest hwore?

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  50. ChikaDeeDeeDee | July 26, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    @48
    Looks like LL’s favorite “bird” is a jizzstick. That skank looks like she could gobble a flying load from a jizzstick much the same way a trout downs a mayfly.

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