Lindsay Lohan forgets to button her shirt

my grandmother has nicer titties…

FRIST!

First to get raped by me, jrzmommy. hah!

she’s still wearing my grandma’s boots

oh, lindsay. your star rose so quickly. were you smart, you coulda been on some billionaire’s arm right now. but instead you’re just atmospheric trash, on its way down :(

It’s not the boob, or the boots. The bigger problem is that fucking white bumpy cardigan thing she has over the white shirt. Is that Coogi Spring ’07?

And you can drink all the Voss you want, Miss Lohan. You will never be clean and pure.

#5 is saying in fancy words that Lohan is an ugly, no-talent cunt.

Just wanted to make sure Britney could understand this if she happens to be reading.

thanks for the translation. you’d think it would be easy to speak simply, but lots of times its harder to do.

Why does it look like her hairline starts in the middle of the top of her head? I know her head is tilted back, but geez, is her hair trying to make a retreat from her face?

i always wondered what kind of idiot buys that fashion water… now i know

Up until this photo I felt sorry for Lindsay… her Dad was in prison everyone is calling her a crazy slut.

This is so obnoxious, my empathy is all used up.

apparently she’s taken fashion advice from ashley olsen one step farther…

yes we could be rude
…to you, but wont

what do you want to do ?

…maybe
…think
…about it :) ?

if you were at the end of life…
…what would you like to have accomplshed :)

you kno, it could have been worse…she coulda flashed her chimi-chong to us without any undies on again. but i guess if rehab’s taught you one thing, it’s NEVER to flash your chimi-chonga more than 1 billion times in a dumb-blonde celebrity’s pathetic non-sober life.

Hey! This Lindsay Lohan is me. Ya’ll are just gelus cause im so hot and have lots of $ I lik to party and have fun but have been clean and sober for like a while. That is not glass in my vodka and I am not ddusak drunk while tudip typing thissasj. Leave me alone andj;al go makkkea fun of Pafj p Paris Hilstn or some;thign. IA ams;df a;ksldjas zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Another thing…
lindsay probably unbottoned her shirt on purpose cause it was such a “nice breeze” outside and the boys–and by that i mean sagging-bagging martian hooters–needed a breather or two.
i guess u could expect this type of thing from a career-fading blondie. gee i wish she and anna nicole traded places yesterday…

“Recent Rehabbers Hide BOOZE!!” Tip #25:

Wear a white button down t-shirt. Leave middle button open. Insert booze under left breast and sip, as needed. NOTE: If breath begins to smell of alchol, feign astonishment and/or direct incredulous tone towards authorities.

@15 oh lindsay, we feel your pain. its a shame u never learned to read. or spel. or rite wurds

How do tits that small sag?

when you get implants taken out of them

#19 Because they’re not adequite.

Not that suprising coming from her. She probably peeped out the hotel window and saw the paps and was like “this oughta get em going”.

Pamela Andersons tits don’t sag that much. Even when she took her implants out. They would not be adequite even if you push them together and made one tit

Regardless of how stupid and skanky the chick is………she still has a nice rack.

And I’ll bet she shags like a minx.

F-Sucker – she may shag like a minx, but wat tits are you looking at? My cat has bigger tits. You will get a rib bone stuck in your throat before you get a mouth full of those.

was yesterday easter?

I keep telling you people, you may be FIRST, but I will always be FRIST!!!

Schack – No April 8th is Easter. Why did you find rabbit crap around your house?

one should be careful
before or when…
shagging one of my daughters

so learn… or “word” or whateer the current phrase is

And most of the time, you’re not EVEN first! You’re second!!! Hahahahahahaha

Alright, now this one I actually find attractive…

what is your damage, herbifrog? i’ve never seen anyone respond to your monotonous poems. consider this a favor.

jiimbo- well, i thought it was catfood, so i fed it to my cat who subsequently got sick. i don’t know what that bunny ate.

and drunk- what do you mean by “this one”?

Jiimbo:

They look fine to me……….I’d suck em.

F-Sucker – Enjoy that rib bone in your throat while you are sucking on those little droppy things

I didn’t like those boots back in the 80′s, why are they trying to bring those back? In fact that whole fucking outfit-hold on gotta answer the phone, ok I’m back-SUCKS ASS!!!

she looks like a walking tag sale

don’t celebrities talk to ANYONE before leaving the house? they wear the most ridiculously ugly clothes and always seem to forget a bra or show their crotch. it’s like, come on now.

Is there something wrong with showing your crotch? Uneless you are Britney Spears. I for one am always looking for a good beaver shot.

This one time…at band camp…..
Fuck it. Hinder sucks ASS

why don’t you just let us wallow in our own powerless and leave the selling “democracy” sham to the politicians, okay?

Awwww…..gossipmeter sucks ass too….

who is hinder?

Hey Schack, is there any new posts yet? If I check myself it will take me 5 minutes to get back here….

no, no new posts

Who cares? no matter what she shows off or what she wears, she will still be ugly. Even if she goes out topless (hasn’t she already?) and shows off her vagina (like she did) she will still be ugly. 0% attractive, 0% hotness, 0% sexiness, 0% fuckable, 0% boner inducing. Always ugly.

Hinder is the suckiest band EVER…member that “Lips of an Angel” song? They sing that. Whenever I hear it, it makes me want to start killing people in the parking lot…

Hey Schack, Any new good naked pictures of any celbs????

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She looks so much better with darker hair. I dont’ know why she insists on bleaching it lighter. It looked horrible when she did it before, and it still does!