Lindsay Lohan flashes her bulge

October 13th, 2006 // 162 Comments
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I’m not sure why Lindsay Lohan is going out in public dressed in burlesque outfits. I’m even less sure why her panties have a huge lump in them. I’ve seen her vagina before so I know it’s there, but what other magical wonders might she be hiding down there? Precious gems? Testicles? Her own feces? These are the questions we as a society should be trying to answer.


  1. skrillex

    It’s not a bulge… It’s the crotch of her pantyhose that runs slightly down the side, though the angle inwhich the picture is shot makes it appear to be a bulge… Understand?

    Not everything is how it appears.
    And I hate her passionatly.

  2. LaydeeBug

    OHH…..My…..GOD…..She wears panty hose? Stockings, you stupid quiff, stockings!!!! Hose are for hoes. hahaha, I’m so funny….. Really, don’t surprise me, probably brewing up a nice bundle of yeast for the bread factories. A girls got to have business endeavors, right?

  3. Regnig

    #140 – that made me lol! Good job!

  4. All Powerful Wizard Of Oz

    Fucking Hohan would be like throwing a pencil into the grand canyon at this point.

    And oh that smell, nasty.

  5. Lindsay Lohan’s pussy is made out of Silly Puddy.

  6. rockonxox

    Okay that looks like it is a part on the panty hose that has shifted over to a wrong place. She may have a huge wedgie or something but that is not a part of her body.

  7. applecrisp

    That’s not Lindsay Lohan.
    That’s Michael Jackson.

  8. rissa

    i really don’t get it.. those nylons are ultra tight, so what ever is hanging out there either above the nylons or, the nylons have extra crotch space for um, transvestites.

    or, it’s a really big pad.

  9. maybe she is hiding her valuables down there. remember, last time her purse got stolen?

  10. maybe she is hiding her valuables down there. remember, last time her purse got stolen?

  11. this photo is a little…weird?
    i have pantyhose and although they do have cotton liners (as most do), they don’t pump out that way while the rest of the hose fits so snugly. this is so disturbing. she’s such an idiot. what movie has she done that we should give a shit about her?

    and actually. we should give a shit about her because she plays pretend for a living? i’m having a moment, excuse me.

    m

  12. that’s the grossest thing i’ve ever seen on a woman…including goiters

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