Lindsay Lohan flashes children at Kid’s Choice Awards

April 3rd, 2006 // 147 Comments
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Comments (147)

  1. CheekyChops | April 3, 2006 at 9:34 am

    #1

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  2. LRonHubbaHubba | April 3, 2006 at 9:38 am

    She has the ass of a 97-year old.
    Yum.

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  3. Monkey | April 3, 2006 at 9:38 am

    What’s the big deal? I flash myself to children all the time. I drive my windowless, shag-carpet-upholstered van over to the school and park right next to the bike rack. Then I hop out and show them the goods. (I’m also wearing a clown costume during this.) So if it’s OK for me to do it, then certainly Lohan can.

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  4. Reli | April 3, 2006 at 9:39 am

    There should be a rule that to claim #1, you have to post an actual comment first.

    Also, I really hate her. She’s not even that pretty.

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  5. CheekyChops | April 3, 2006 at 9:39 am

    #3, Dad, is that you?

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  6. Reli | April 3, 2006 at 9:40 am

    And what’s with hobo-blanket dress? For god’s sake, buy something pretty…

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  7. CheekyChops | April 3, 2006 at 9:42 am

    I think there should be a rule that people who want to make rules up on a superficial commentary style website/blog should have tampons shoved up their nostrils and be forced to watch episodes of Blow Out over and over again. Thanks caller.

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  8. Celetina | April 3, 2006 at 9:49 am

    There’s something tragic about the last picture. The little chubby girl in the pink dress is looking so admiringly at Lohan. She wishes she was as skinny and beautiful and collected and popular and wonderful.

    I don’t have the heart to tell that little girl that her idol is a coked-out whore. Innocence is so fleeting.

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  9. Sheva | April 3, 2006 at 9:50 am

    Hey a skanky coke whore is what every kid in America should wanna be.

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  10. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 3, 2006 at 9:57 am

    Remember when Lindsay Lohan said she realized she was getting too skinny, and she saw herself on SNL and saw that she had “no arms, no arms at all!” and that she was “making herself sick” and from now on she was going to be healthy and try not to go to the hospital for “exhaustion” as much? Yeah, I think she forgot, too.
    P.S. She should’ve showed her ass in Mean Girls. I heart you Lindsey!!!

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  11. Zapp Brannigan | April 3, 2006 at 10:00 am

    Why is it not surprising that Lindz can make even wearing a potato sack look like whorewear?

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  12. chamba | April 3, 2006 at 10:03 am

    #7 How is your nose feeling?

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  13. RunningWithScissors | April 3, 2006 at 10:05 am

    Only Lindsay Lohan…

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  14. Lala | April 3, 2006 at 10:12 am

    Given that her ass looks no different from that of a pre-pubescent girl (or boy), what you see is a carefully selected group of enthustiatic tweens comprising the screaming hordes you see above. These are actually contestants for her new reality show, for which they vie to be her ass double. Ms. Lohan will be attempting racier, more adult roles in a departure from her ‘teen queen’ image, but balks at doing gratuitous T&A.

    Therefore, as her next film calls for gratuitous ass showing, these contestants will be pitted against each other in challenges such as, “Showing the ass crack – how much is too much?”. The ability to perfectly balance a Black Amex, with two lines of blow for Kate Moss, on your flat plane of an ass is a highly regarded ‘ass’et.

    Judges include Nicole Richie and Tara Reid, considered iconic paragons of the No Ass movement.

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  15. Craig & "em" | April 3, 2006 at 10:13 am

    She’s Horrible!!!

    I’m sorry, I meant to say…

    She’s WHORABLE!!!

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  16. Glossed Over | April 3, 2006 at 10:18 am

    That Lindsay–so unpredictable! Was it just yesterday she was flashing her breast at a fashion show? Now, bless her heart, she’s striving to show her adoring public a completely different side of herself.

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  17. Jacq | April 3, 2006 at 10:27 am

    Her butt is all flabby! Worse than Paris Hilton’s ass-flap! She’s defintely the one who had Wilmer in her pooper!

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  18. ura | April 3, 2006 at 10:31 am

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…
    (I’m not done yet.)
    wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. okay. multiply that by a hefty sum pls.

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  19. heifferzzz | April 3, 2006 at 10:34 am

    wait…why are they calling Lara Flynn Boyle ‘Lindsay Lohan’?

    #8, LOL!!

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  20. Italian Stallion | April 3, 2006 at 10:34 am

    If you look real close you can see The 8ball she hid from customs, I was surprised too. I figured she would have finished it before the show…….

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  21. tits_on_snack | April 3, 2006 at 10:35 am

    Barf. *So* did not need to see that.
    WHY is this person such a celebrity again?
    She made a small handful of cheezy kids movies and a (cough) “album” of whining and crying.
    There are people out there who are actually smart and talented and hardworking who get absolutely no recognition whatsoever, meanwhile this bony twit is everywhere i look.

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  22. DuckBoy | April 3, 2006 at 10:38 am

    wow, that dress is terrible and Lindsay looks even worse.

    She needs to eat something! What happened to her? Why would she ever want to change from an incredibly HOT curvy girl (mean girls) to that?!!?

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  23. PapaHotNuts | April 3, 2006 at 10:48 am

    I remember one time I accidently saw my grandmother’s ass, so this picture really brings up a painful memory for me.

    Instead of just putting an out-of-work actor into a Spongebob suit to hand out the Kid’s Choice awards, they instead decided to emotionally scar all the children in attendance by making them view an old woman’s butt trying to escape the evil clutches of a brown paper bag. Not even the great Harry Potter could cast a spell on these children to make them forget this day, the day of the paper-eating ass-monster trying to kill them.

    **By the way, Dakota Fannig won the awards for “Up and Coming Coke-Head” and “Future Bathroom Stall Knob Polisher”. You go girl!!

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  24. fblau | April 3, 2006 at 10:50 am

    But wait… MAYBE she had a thong on. And by thong I mean a piece of dental floss.

    More proof, please!

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  25. Babe's Mantel | April 3, 2006 at 10:54 am

    hmm you all sound like a bunch of jealous and petty bitches who have nothing better to do than sit around and make nasty comments about someone you don’t even know. karma?? i’d be worried. everyone makes mistakes im positive she didnt INTENTIONALLY get her skirt caught, or have her dress slip and show her boob any other time. everyone makes mistakes and at least she looks beautiful doing them.

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  26. boobtube | April 3, 2006 at 10:54 am

    like any of you wouldn’t snort a line off the outer ring of her anus. i think she looks far better than she ever has for the longest time, ugly dress or not

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  27. prideofchucky | April 3, 2006 at 10:58 am

    Four Girl Scouts gave up their lives for this damn dress… God how I hate you Lohan..

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  28. FeldBum | April 3, 2006 at 10:58 am

    In answer to #26, C’mon!

    Two slips in as many weeks, but many before. How hard is it to wear underwear, at least every now and again…

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  29. imabeeatch | April 3, 2006 at 11:06 am

    It looks like the biatch just came from a toga party wearing a potato sack. And in the close up I do believe she still has a bit of powder on her nose. *Note to Lindsay* When participating in a potato sack race you must put your feet in first and pull up above the waist. And in your case, use another sack to cover your fugly ass face.

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  30. tits_on_snack | April 3, 2006 at 11:08 am

    #25, erm… maybe if people were making fun of the OLD Lindsay, the voluptuous, redheaded, curvy, pretty Lindsay, I’d be more inclined to believe that people are “just jealous”.
    The sad fact is, sweetie, nobody’s jealous of Olive Oyle.
    “Everyone makes mistakes and at least she looks beautiful doing them” you say? Well. Just goes to prove that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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  31. Nik | April 3, 2006 at 11:15 am

    Well, this is not something I wanted to see this morning. Is it wrong that I’ve stopped being able to laugh at her now and just want to slap her?

    #24, it’s what I’m hoping because if anyone thinks going commando at a KIDS event is proper ettiquite, then they’d better join the school of whoredom forever. Not that Lindsey wasn’t already there.

    Celebs making us women look bad since…oh, forever.

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  32. Leslie | April 3, 2006 at 11:19 am

    She’s gorg.

    But has definitely lost weight again.

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  33. gsprescueguy | April 3, 2006 at 11:24 am

    Too bad, instead of an ass, she now only has a “fanny pack”.

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  34. BigJim | April 3, 2006 at 11:32 am

    I

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  35. OperaMan | April 3, 2006 at 11:35 am

    Lindsay Lohan – putting the “ass” in “class”

    #25, you’re on the wrong website. This is The Superficial.

    #26, word to your mother. Although I miss her redhead days, Lindsay does look so much better here than when she was an anorexic blonde.

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  36. boogaloo | April 3, 2006 at 11:42 am

    #25 Do your mommy & daddy know you’re playing on the computer?

    I say it was planned. short, flimsy skirt? c’mon. wonder what they saw from the front row. eek.

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  37. wunderfulpixi | April 3, 2006 at 11:48 am

    #25…I don’t know what kinds of mistakes you’ve been making lately, but because I don’t get dressed while snorting coke and getting wasted, I very rarely have a boob/bun slip. She has one once a week. Which is totally cool, I mean, how can people be jealous of you if you aren’t shooting up and making a fool of yourself in front of 8 year olds? It’s the only way to do it.

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  38. bjpack | April 3, 2006 at 11:50 am

    The only thing more disgusting than her showing her ass to these poor, innocent children is the 8 year old boy (not shown in the picture) who is twirling her underwear on his finger and winking at her knowingly.

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  39. hendero | April 3, 2006 at 11:54 am

    “Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is security. Could Lindsay Lo-hang please come and collect her ass off the floor.”

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  40. ElFurbe | April 3, 2006 at 12:02 pm

    Hell, I’m just glad the girl’s putting some weight back on. If she wants to flash some kiddies the ass to prove it, hey, I’ll let it slide.

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  41. krisdylee | April 3, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    No, no Whitney, Lindsey doesn’t have any crack, she’s just showing off her crack.

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  42. ashleigh Nankivell | April 3, 2006 at 12:22 pm

    I’m betting ten bucks her lawyers request that picture be removed within 24 hours.

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  43. Golden | April 3, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    She’s wearing flesh colored underwear… and does not fill it out!

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  44. lux | April 3, 2006 at 12:30 pm

    #8: either that or the little girl just want to eat her.

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  45. CoJo | April 3, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    I think #25 may be Lindsay Hohan herself. So defensive! Geeesh! Don’t you have a website or something to defend yourself on? Leave us alone, ho! Go play on your mySpace or something…take a nap, eat a cheeseburger…something! Just let us talk our shit less the guilt trip!

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  46. lohans8ball | April 3, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    She better cover that crack up before Wilmer hits it with his ocho de enchilada again..

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  47. jugsgirl | April 3, 2006 at 12:49 pm

    i wish she would have eaten the potatoes that came in that damn potato sack she is wearing.

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  48. Bad_kitty_cat | April 3, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    Alright everybody run for your lives! That ass is about to fall and squash us all!! Someone inject some botox into that piece of flab!

    Dear post #25 are you sure you snorted and/or puked enough today? Here let me unintentionally show you a nipple to help you remember…

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  49. Krysil | April 3, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    #46 – She should cover her crack before Whitney Houston comes along and thinks she can take a hit off it.

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  50. Baysharam Guru | April 3, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    At least she thoroughly cleans down there.

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