Lindsay Lohan finds work

May 14th, 2009 // 37 Comments

Despite the existence of logic and reason, Lindsay Lohan has actually been hired to act in a real, live moving picture. Never underestimate the casting power of fellatio, kids. E! News reports:

Lindsay Lohan is going back to The Other Side, starring in an indie fantasy comedy alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. The film centers on a grad student who spends the summer working at a science institute on a remote island and discovers the location has a secret history. Cameras roll in Massachusetts this October.

Oh, wow, so they are making a LOST movie. Let me guess, Lindsay’s the Smoke Monster. Genius.

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  1. Zanna

    FAIL.

  2. jynx

    Yeah Lindsay!

  3. boo boo

    Look her nose. The nostrils are all red. She’s either got a nasty cold or sampling some of Colombia’s snow.

  4. Zanna

    ha ha ha…EVERYONE WANTS IT?!?!?!!?!?!!?!? She looks like a fucking nuclear explosion…

    http://www.usmagazine.com/news/kate-gosselin-everybody-wants-my-hairstyle-2009145

  5. me

    I hope this whore makes enough money to OD with.

  6. havoc

    Let me guess…..

    The credits will be Girl #3.

    .

  7. Deva

    She’s going to be shooting a movie in my state?!? Sign of the apocalypse I think.

  8. bone

    When I think remote islands, Massachusetts is unquestionably the first thing that pops into my head

  9. Krassy McKrass

    She does know how to Puff the Magic Dragon.

  10. christina

    Does anyone else find the thought of Lindsay fucking Lohan as a grad student working in a science institute hysterical?

  11. Must be a horror film.

  12. dirk

    I heard she’s starring in the Billie Jean King bio-pic called “Two in the Pink, One in the Stink”.

  13. Edna Bambrick

    #8 has been reported.

  14. fucking retard

    ALL I CAN SEE IS STARS!! HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM? DUHHHHHHH

  15. Nightbringer

    If she’s pregnant will she the baby be arrested for being a coke mule?

    http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com

  16. Lost me at Dave Matthews. Fuck that.

  17. Randal

    This is a surprise to people? Come on. Lindsay is a big time star who vaulted to the major movie industry with the big smash hit Mean Girls. She was all Lindsay Lohan in that movie – cute, adorable, witty, funny mixed with that girl next door look and feel. It’s what we always expect and always get when she’s in front of the camera.

    Randal

  18. Darth

    Gasp,did she find work?

  19. Nero

    Which government project is going to take care of her?

  20. Nero

    Which government project is going to take care of her?

  21. Boogeyman King Dong

    Knock,knock,hello sweet girls i’ve work for you!

  22. Valerie

    You know what? I’m sick of her, but I still feel sorry for her and….I actually hope that the movie is a success and she gets it together. Hmmm, what’s the chance? 13%????…..

  23. Unub

    Stupid fucking firecrotch ginger. Dumb cunt.

  24. Nate

    I’m a big fan and a huge supporter but damn Look at her eyes and her nose. She is totally on coke in this picture.

  25. Sarah

    oh great, i can’t wait till we get to read on here about her attempts to seduce giovanni ribisi and/or dave matthews and/or woody harrelson and/or alanis morrisette.

  26. ……………………GOING BANKRUPT IS ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY, folks!!
    (to be polite)

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  28. MBA Nixon

    Her long-suffering PR person is working overtime, trying to generate some income–for herself.

  29. Kye

    What moron would hire LiLo for their film knowing her work ethic!? We all know she”ll rock up late, bring along an entourage of drunk friends on set and be a drugged up diva. I’m sure this’ll go well.

  30. I love hair..

  31. 1moreidiotintheworld

    She will play the part of the stupid cunt who gets killed off in the first 10 minutes. Good News: since it’s a low budget indie, they will forego the special effects and stunt double and take a $10 machete from the army surplus store and hack her head off for real…… and mail her stipend to Sam for burial expenses….. 80 pounds of Coke-infused shoe leather can’t be THAT expensive to cremate………

  32. SoTe

    So there really is such a thing as “coke snorter” in the job market? And she got the job, I’m glad for her.

  33. There could be another Brandon Lee moment… I’m just sayin’…

  34. J-Dizzle

    @18 Randal

    Do you realize you’re an assclown? No one gives two shits about your “thoughtful incite.”

    Take a bath with a toaster

  35. chupacabra

    I’ll believe it when I see it. I doubt she’ll show up at all to the set.

  36. kate

    I wish she’d get her hair cut and sort her life out.

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