Despite the existence of logic and reason, Lindsay Lohan has actually been hired to act in a real, live moving picture. Never underestimate the casting power of fellatio, kids. E! News reports:
Lindsay Lohan is going back to The Other Side, starring in an indie fantasy comedy alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. The film centers on a grad student who spends the summer working at a science institute on a remote island and discovers the location has a secret history. Cameras roll in Massachusetts this October.
Oh, wow, so they are making a LOST movie. Let me guess, Lindsay’s the Smoke Monster. Genius.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
FAIL.
jynx | May 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Yeah Lindsay!
boo boo | May 14, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Look her nose. The nostrils are all red. She’s either got a nasty cold or sampling some of Colombia’s snow.
Zanna | May 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm
ha ha ha…EVERYONE WANTS IT?!?!?!!?!?!!?!? She looks like a fucking nuclear explosion…
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/kate-gosselin-everybody-wants-my-hairstyle-2009145
me | May 14, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I hope this whore makes enough money to OD with.
havoc | May 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Let me guess…..
The credits will be Girl #3.
.
Deva | May 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm
She’s going to be shooting a movie in my state?!? Sign of the apocalypse I think.
theresa | May 14, 2009 at 5:07 pm
fuck off
bone | May 14, 2009 at 5:13 pm
When I think remote islands, Massachusetts is unquestionably the first thing that pops into my head
Krassy McKrass | May 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm
She does know how to Puff the Magic Dragon.
christina | May 14, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Does anyone else find the thought of Lindsay fucking Lohan as a grad student working in a science institute hysterical?
GuyHolly | May 14, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Must be a horror film.
dirk | May 14, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I heard she’s starring in the Billie Jean King bio-pic called “Two in the Pink, One in the Stink”.
Edna Bambrick | May 14, 2009 at 5:34 pm
#8 has been reported.
fucking retard | May 14, 2009 at 5:41 pm
ALL I CAN SEE IS STARS!! HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM? DUHHHHHHH
Nightbringer | May 14, 2009 at 5:44 pm
If she’s pregnant will she the baby be arrested for being a coke mule?
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
Alex | May 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Lost me at Dave Matthews. Fuck that.
Randal | May 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
This is a surprise to people? Come on. Lindsay is a big time star who vaulted to the major movie industry with the big smash hit Mean Girls. She was all Lindsay Lohan in that movie – cute, adorable, witty, funny mixed with that girl next door look and feel. It’s what we always expect and always get when she’s in front of the camera.
Randal
Darth | May 14, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Gasp,did she find work?
Nero | May 14, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Which government project is going to take care of her?
Nero | May 14, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Which government project is going to take care of her?
Boogeyman King Dong | May 14, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Knock,knock,hello sweet girls i’ve work for you!
Valerie | May 14, 2009 at 6:08 pm
You know what? I’m sick of her, but I still feel sorry for her and….I actually hope that the movie is a success and she gets it together. Hmmm, what’s the chance? 13%????…..
Unub | May 14, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Stupid fucking firecrotch ginger. Dumb cunt.
Nate | May 14, 2009 at 11:19 pm
I’m a big fan and a huge supporter but damn Look at her eyes and her nose. She is totally on coke in this picture.
Sarah | May 15, 2009 at 12:03 am
oh great, i can’t wait till we get to read on here about her attempts to seduce giovanni ribisi and/or dave matthews and/or woody harrelson and/or alanis morrisette.
gerard vandenberg | May 15, 2009 at 12:57 am
……………………GOING BANKRUPT IS ALWAYS A POSSIBILITY, folks!!
(to be polite)
Funny entertainment | May 15, 2009 at 1:58 am
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MBA Nixon | May 15, 2009 at 3:08 am
Her long-suffering PR person is working overtime, trying to generate some income–for herself.
Kye | May 15, 2009 at 4:43 am
What moron would hire LiLo for their film knowing her work ethic!? We all know she”ll rock up late, bring along an entourage of drunk friends on set and be a drugged up diva. I’m sure this’ll go well.
Jesmi | May 15, 2009 at 7:01 am
I love hair..
1moreidiotintheworld | May 15, 2009 at 7:24 am
She will play the part of the stupid cunt who gets killed off in the first 10 minutes. Good News: since it’s a low budget indie, they will forego the special effects and stunt double and take a $10 machete from the army surplus store and hack her head off for real…… and mail her stipend to Sam for burial expenses….. 80 pounds of Coke-infused shoe leather can’t be THAT expensive to cremate………
SoTe | May 15, 2009 at 8:08 am
So there really is such a thing as “coke snorter” in the job market? And she got the job, I’m glad for her.
RichPort's Ghost | May 15, 2009 at 8:43 am
There could be another Brandon Lee moment… I’m just sayin’…
J-Dizzle | May 15, 2009 at 10:43 am
@18 Randal
Do you realize you’re an assclown? No one gives two shits about your “thoughtful incite.”
Take a bath with a toaster
chupacabra | May 15, 2009 at 10:57 am
I’ll believe it when I see it. I doubt she’ll show up at all to the set.
kate | May 15, 2009 at 11:38 am
I wish she’d get her hair cut and sort her life out.