Lindsay Lohan finds work

Despite the existence of logic and reason, Lindsay Lohan has actually been hired to act in a real, live moving picture. Never underestimate the casting power of fellatio, kids. E! News reports:

Lindsay Lohan is going back to The Other Side, starring in an indie fantasy comedy alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. The film centers on a grad student who spends the summer working at a science institute on a remote island and discovers the location has a secret history. Cameras roll in Massachusetts this October.

Oh, wow, so they are making a LOST movie. Let me guess, Lindsay’s the Smoke Monster. Genius.