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JoBOO | March 22, 2007 at 2:05 pm
FRIST!!!!
misterveryze | March 22, 2007 at 2:05 pm
I got a different book when I accepted Jesus into my mouth…a sexy book!
misterveryze | March 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm
…and a mouthful of sweaty man-sauce!
Snarkington | March 22, 2007 at 2:07 pm
…didn’t know she could read.
imran karim | March 22, 2007 at 2:07 pm
she LOVES the ivy
misterveryze | March 22, 2007 at 2:10 pm
…hot, sweet, Jesus sauce splashing against the back of my throat on my way to salvation just like my close personal friend Lindsay!
Spindoc | March 22, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Two things…
1. I HATE fucking Celebs that bitch about Paparrazzi and then spend all their time at the Fucking IVY which is known for having hoards of Photographers camped out there.
2. Lindsay, you want to improve your image, here is how…Stay home, rent a fucking movie, read a book. Stay away from the clubs for longer than a week you skanky drug riddled waste of a vagina.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 22, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Well since she found him, I wonder if her will turn her water into wine? Or perhaps her Voss into Vodka?
Celebrity Crunch | March 22, 2007 at 2:14 pm
What’s the verse? ‘Thou shalt wear panties?’
supafreak | March 22, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Where is the edge anymore? Take a pic, write something totally boring, and ppl will be happy.
Ooh, look, she’s with another lady. She must be lesbo.
FRIST!!! | March 22, 2007 at 2:20 pm
#1 What?!?
King Gaspi | March 22, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Did she stole this at Britney rehab ? Else she may carry it because there is a small bottle of gin hidden in it !
FRIST!!! | March 22, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Wonder where she and Britney are off to?
rrd | March 22, 2007 at 2:25 pm
FRIST!!! will you explain please?
BarbadoSlim | March 22, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Of course, she thinks that this is an accessory to carry around. She has no idea that you can read what’s printed inside.
wedgeone | March 22, 2007 at 2:29 pm
And in other LiLo news her Mom declares in Harper’s Bazzar that she’s not a party Mom:
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/
20070322/D8O1E6U80.html
Now reading this article is REALLY bizzare. Maybe worthy of a posting on the old Fish!
one_and_only_fan_of_ponk's_troll | March 22, 2007 at 2:30 pm
linds, not even Jesus can cure your problems, but i guess you’ll figure that out…tomorrow.
roflmao | March 22, 2007 at 2:31 pm
cute. shes religious now. just precious.
FRIST!!! | March 22, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Explain what?
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | March 22, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Amazing how she couldn’t fit that book into that big-ass purse of hers but was FORCED to put it between the seats. I know that’s where I put all the books I read while I’m driving – it’s just so handy there for easy reference.
wedgeone | March 22, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Sorry about #16 – I just saw that it was posted in another thread. I swear I didn’t steal it.
AudreyE | March 22, 2007 at 2:39 pm
What do you wanna bet the pages are cut out and there’s a liquor flask stashed inside?
schack | March 22, 2007 at 2:40 pm
if blowhan found jesus, then why is he hiding in her trunk?
something fishy go’n'on there…
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 22, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I guess Jesus lives in the bottom of a Jack Daniels bottle… that’s the only place where Linds would find him.
Lowlands | March 22, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I see she’s turning into a very good girl.What’s next?A Victorian girl’s sailoroutfit?
schack | March 22, 2007 at 2:43 pm
in more recent news: god breaks his promise to lindsay to make her the most famous and revered actress in hollywood.
FRIST!!! | March 22, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Oh, CLEARLY the pages are cut out, but I bet she’s storing a straw, a razorblade, a mirror and a sack of coke.
Hm…actually that sounds really good right now. I gotta go!!!
schack | March 22, 2007 at 2:45 pm
i once found jesus, and then my co-worker told me that some of them had put LSD in my water. “we knew you could handle it, L.dawg, we just wanted to see you prove it.”
BarbadoSlim | March 22, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Of course she thinks that this is an accessory to carry around. She has no idea that you can read what’s printed inside.
BarbadoSlim | March 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm
sorry about the double post no fucking idea what’s going on
rokes21 | March 22, 2007 at 2:49 pm
“Save me Jebus!”
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=save+me+jebus
Sho'Nuff | March 22, 2007 at 2:49 pm
Lindsay Lohan looking for Jesus is like Ghandi looking to pick a fight…. Who does she think she is fooling? Oh wait, all celebrities are smart and “us normal folk” are all stupid.
schack | March 22, 2007 at 2:54 pm
sure, Barbado, we believe your ‘double-post’ story. you just thought your comment was so damn funny that you had to post it again, hoping we’d see it this time.
well, it was sort of funny.
JoBOO | March 22, 2007 at 2:55 pm
#19 — I was exulting in beating you to be the first typographical error in the thread.
crestlin | March 22, 2007 at 2:57 pm
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! obviously purchasing a book of verses instantly cures you of being a worthless ho.
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | March 22, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Keep looking, Lindsay – “Thou shalt be adiquite” has be in there somewhere…
FRIST!!! | March 22, 2007 at 3:02 pm
#34, I’m FRIST!!! How were you beating me?
LilRach | March 22, 2007 at 3:06 pm
you see the book and then you see the handcuffs hanging from the rear view mirror and you know this bitch is all shit. ATTENTION WHORE!
Why would she take the book into the Ivy anyway. You’re meant to eat in their aren’t you – not read???? I’m so out of touch i must remeber to take my bible out with me next time i go our for dinner.
LilRach | March 22, 2007 at 3:07 pm
“out” for dinner – not “our”.
whoops a doodle.
jakebarnes | March 22, 2007 at 3:07 pm
She’s so spoiled that now she thinks even God will cater to her “every need.”
“Goddddd!!!!! I need a speedball and a quart of Bombay Sapphire!!!!!”
Jesus | March 22, 2007 at 3:11 pm
…for God so loved the World that he gave his only begotten Son–HOLY SHIT you can totally see that chick’s pussy!!!
daisy_if_ya_do | March 22, 2007 at 3:11 pm
If it provides for EVERY need, does it include therapy and a paper bag?
New York Pundit | March 22, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I didn’t know Jesus was lost? Where did she find him? Did she get a reward? I know Jesus Saves, did she run into him a Wal-mart?
LilRach | March 22, 2007 at 3:23 pm
LL in GQ magazine – superfish so slow
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2007/03/21/i-am-lohan-in-gq-of-the-day/
allyoops! | March 22, 2007 at 3:53 pm
what does the star on the inside of the wrist tattoo mean? like everyone has one…anybody?
woodhorse | March 22, 2007 at 3:53 pm
She couldn’t have found Jesus. He’s in Texas. There’s a sign not two miles from here that says “Jesus is Here! Appearing Nightly!” and LiLo hasn’t been in Texas.
FRIST!!! | March 22, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Um…thanks Rach, I went to http://www.drunkenstepfather.com and I didn’t know what it was and one of the associates came out and I tried to close it, but it wouldn’t go away!!! Now he thinks I’m a perv. And probably a lesbian.
julyper | March 22, 2007 at 4:02 pm
How long until she sparks the rumours of her dating Jesus and the Vatican explaining that they are just friends and he doesn’t know her?
Mary Magdalene can beat this whore ass: she was way more classy than this bitch, and she was the original firecrotch!
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | March 22, 2007 at 4:07 pm
#47 I always blame shit like that on that weird guy Carl in IT. “Dammit, Carl, why are you spamming me with stuff like this?” Try it.
Carsten5577 | March 22, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Does it mean that she’ll stop whoring around and showing her vagina to all and sundry? Nah, I don’t think so. Her religious conversion is as real as Jenna’s tits.