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jugsgirl | March 6, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Am I the only one to be super sick of all the lil miss coke whore photos?
Jacq | March 6, 2006 at 3:30 pm
First one! Yesss!
How did she get her ya-yo past airport security?
Devin | March 6, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Dane Cook, baby! “What!? I hope it wasn’t my coat!”.
ESQ | March 6, 2006 at 3:31 pm
The worst I had done in college was take a shit in the linens department in Macy’s and wiped my ass with the nice towels, you know the ones that mom would holler at you if you touched them, the ones used for company. Perhaps Lindsay would have friends that were not so vindictive if she just did the same.
She is holding up her fingers because she was asked what her IQ was and 2 was her answer.
llanelwy | March 6, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Nope im with you Jugsgirl im sick of them too
shallowandcatty | March 6, 2006 at 3:33 pm
I think it’s really douche-y that she does the same poses (non-commital face, peace sign) when she’s with her friends, and not just with the press. If that was one of my friends, I’d get so annoyed that they wouldn’t just smile.
love the dane cook.
sharlit159 | March 6, 2006 at 3:36 pm
#1 – nope, you’re not alone. It amuses me that Lindsay does not seem at all aware of her surroundings, and is likely perplexed by the little rectangular thing that flashes at her. However, I am quite alarmed by Lindsay’s friends and their extremely orange tans. I mean, does that really look good? Is that the look they were going for? can they look at those pictures and think, “Hey, I look amazing. Looking like an Oompa Loompa is hott.” I really don’t understand this trend at all.
And, The Superficial, I will see your SuperFinger and raise you some Jeez-Its.
Kimbo | March 6, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Maybe the “friend” of Lindsay who keeps putting these pictures up is named Karen. As we all know, girls named Karen are ALWAYS douches.
gilmore_gargoyles | March 6, 2006 at 3:42 pm
I heard she was murdered by a tire.
Mary45 | March 6, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Sick of this twit… I guess she managed to piss one of her little rich bitch girlfriends off… she probably snorted her line at one too many parties. That would piss me off too!
~S.Starr~ | March 6, 2006 at 3:47 pm
ya me too…”The tire…hit her…in the face!!”
I love how this post turned into an I LOVE DANE COOK post. Thats how all the posts should be… I SAID GO TO BED Rrrrr!!!
We should all just post out our fave dane cook lines…screw LOHAN….
tits_on_snack | March 6, 2006 at 3:48 pm
cokehead or not, at least she looks better than her orange friends.
gandygirl | March 6, 2006 at 3:50 pm
I see your Superfinger and raise you a battling monkey eating a chicken sangwich.
blackblackheart | March 6, 2006 at 3:51 pm
I do the peace sign (sometimes with both hands) in every single photo people take of me as long as I have a choice. It’s a fob thing.
~S.Starr~ | March 6, 2006 at 3:56 pm
…Ya, I’de like the spagetti basket…
I love K-fed's Corn Rolls | March 6, 2006 at 3:56 pm
How the f did she get on Facebook? YOU HAVE TO HAVE A COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY email address… you can’t BUY one of those…
Deb | March 6, 2006 at 3:56 pm
#2, you don’t go through airport security when you’re in a private plane. You could exit your limo and walk up the stairs with a straw hanging out of your nose and two colostomy bags full of coke hanging off either side of you if you want. Just one of the many reasons “airport security” is an oxymoron.
Chica44 | March 6, 2006 at 3:58 pm
There are some noises…that when you hear them…make you want to Punch baby! God forbid you are in a nursery when you hear one of these noises!!–That’s how I feel when I see pics of Lindsey Lohan…It makes me want to puke shards of my pelvis into this nearby bush.
sikofdis | March 6, 2006 at 3:59 pm
I love having wireless in my dream house cause then I can read the Superficial while sitting on the toilet that says “Thanks for shittin’ in me!….I enjoyed your shit!”
Dream it you fuckin’ dreamers!
Chica44 | March 6, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Maybe what Lindsey Lohan is really thinking is….”I’m a cashew! Let’s do this!” Ok, probably not, but Dane Cook is hilarious!
Wild Rose | March 6, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Saw this tired looking twit on ABC’s post-Oscar special last night and she was practically losing consciousness over the fact “SHARON STONE complimented me on my work”…. LOL! As if acknowledgement from Sharon Stone is the same as receiving it from Dame Judi Dench!
It was also pathetic how the annoying interviewers from ABC could only manage to coax over C-list celebrities to their mics for the majority of the VERY LONG post-Oscars “special” and even when they were questioning some higher-ups, such as Steven Spielberg, he was in such a rush to get somewhere else they practically needed to chase him down! That or else they had to beg *36 Mafia* to try to convince Reese to give ABC a few minutes of her time (it didn’t work, by the way)!
SonofKong. | March 6, 2006 at 4:07 pm
I hope Lindsay Lohan gets kicked in the face by flying horses.
Chica44 | March 6, 2006 at 4:08 pm
You can also get on Facebook if you attended a high school. It’s a new feature they just added.
gogoboots | March 6, 2006 at 4:08 pm
It like the only hand signal she knows huh? It’s probably all she can manage since she is so coked out. Thanks for putting so much Lindsay on, I secretly adore the shit outta this girl, so much so I want her to shit on or around my coat!
Chica44 | March 6, 2006 at 4:10 pm
I have always wanted to uppercut a punk-ass! Maybe I’ll get my chance with Lindsey.
suzy | March 6, 2006 at 4:10 pm
I agree with number 16… It must be one of her friends maybe posing as her?? Because I have a facebook and you can only get one if you are in college with a university email address…
although, they are letting high schools join too.. but wasn’t she mostly homeschooled? I dunno.. pictures could be real, but the facebook thing I believe is totally bogus
gogoboots | March 6, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Yeah her friends have awfully orange skin, must be the whole tanning salon movement in effect. How come none of the people in these pictures are even celebs? Judging from Lindsay’s tresses ,they look fairly recent. She looks so out of it though, like she’s a coked out daze or something.
anja | March 6, 2006 at 4:13 pm
In am surprised to be ever writing this, however I am annoyed not by LinLO on these pictures *that would be a first, really*, but by her always posing friends. Do they go around with faces like that, really? Li at least acts naturally.. (what is natural to this girls is another story :))
djyuckfou | March 6, 2006 at 4:28 pm
these are hardly controversial pictures,,surely that would need lyndsay to be kicking a puppy or something,,it just a bunch of ppl taking photos of each other,,whoop-dy doo@!
she does look good for a crackie thou!!
haley | March 6, 2006 at 4:42 pm
is anyone noticing the chubster pretending to buttfuck her in the first photo?
Captain Awesome | March 6, 2006 at 4:42 pm
These are the most PG club pictures I have seen.
Atleast shes not sitting down with her legs open showing her cooch to strangers or dancing next to her ancient mom in a see through top.
These look like usual teeny-boppers on parade pictures.
Captain Awesome | March 6, 2006 at 4:44 pm
#30 – You’re a goddamned detective in the making!
Juhaina | March 6, 2006 at 5:04 pm
So hold on.
Are you telling me that Lindsay’s friends actually attend university???
Juhaina | March 6, 2006 at 5:05 pm
So hold on.
Are you telling me that Lindsay’s friends actually attend university???
JediKnight437 | March 6, 2006 at 5:07 pm
If I have to see one more pic of Ms. Lohan, one more preview of a movie for Ms. Lohan, or have to hear one more friggin’ note that she “sings” I will sue Hollywood for liable brain damage that cannot be healed. I’m so sick of this poser-wanna-be-super-star that I think I need a medicine just to cleanse myself after all this shit. Go away Lindsay, do yourself and the world a favor, take a long run on a short bridge over a big drop and land in a large pile of sharp, jagged rocks. If still alive, please repeat the above step.
mrs.t | March 6, 2006 at 5:15 pm
DAMN. You can take the girl out of Long Island……but you just cannot shake those orange-tan friends.
LB | March 6, 2006 at 5:19 pm
#33, there’s a high school facebook too, though I wouldn’t be surprised. Anyone got a link to this Facebook account?
Katie! | March 6, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Someone shit on the coats. Someone has shit on or around the coats.
What?!
The tards just got married on their front lawn
KMac | March 6, 2006 at 5:22 pm
I love how her favorite pose is the peace sign. Even paris hilton’s “Head Tilt” is more original. Seriously, she needs to give a thumbs up or a-ok every here and there.
Chica44 | March 6, 2006 at 5:31 pm
If you have a facebook account, you can look her up. There are 3 different profiles of her but I seriously doubt they are real. I looked her up by the public school she used to go to. Sanford H. Calhoun High School in Merrick, NY. You can’t actually see the pics or the profile unless you either attend the same school or are a “friend” of hers on facebook. So really there is no way to know if it is real.
Spectater | March 6, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Maybe this is a celebrity form of intervention. Instead of gathering around and telling her she looks cracked out every minute of every day, her friends circulate photos of said cracked-outness. The ensuing onslaught of obnoxious questions in interviews might just force her into rehab.
Or maybe she’s just a skank whore who pissed off the wrong person.
Aliceis_obsessed | March 6, 2006 at 5:38 pm
HAving to do with Lindsay’s friends I thought those were black girls at first, then i realized they just an way too fucking much
Nikk The Templar | March 6, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Wow. Her friends are even skankier looking than her.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 6, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Hi, me again. I’m the girl in the picture with Lindsay who has pink crap all over her eyes. I just wanted to explain what was going on in these pics… her mutual friends and my mutual friends were just testing Lindsay’s new “Mystyk Spray Tan Jet”, and it was totally awesome. We got from LAX to DIA in 20 minutes and with no blotchiness. And now you know. Peace, Ya’ll!
HughJorganthethird | March 6, 2006 at 6:00 pm
Because of her all-consuming scankiness I often forget that Lindsay is only 13 years old. These photos were obviously taken at Chuck E Cheese.
And Lindsay, only inbred hippies walking around flashing the peace sign all night you semi-concious retard.
maiira | March 6, 2006 at 6:11 pm
Do I detect a hint of Dane Cook?
Why yes. Yes I do.
miadm2002 | March 6, 2006 at 6:11 pm
Is she famous for anything? The only I have heard of her doing is crashing her car on Robertson Blvd. in LA.
a concerned fan | March 6, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Who is the Lindsay Lohan you speak of? I have never heard of her. There hasn’t been any press about her. Ever.
playahater101 | March 6, 2006 at 6:13 pm
I’m getting sick of these pics, too. At least show us some worthy pics, of her blowing lines the size of train tracks or her in an all girl orgy with midgets. These stink.
misskittyfantastico | March 6, 2006 at 6:23 pm
I knew you were a BAMF, superficial, but now it’s confirmed.
I *think* someone may have shit on, or around, the coat region.
But you know. You know.