Lindsay Lohan’s rep has confirmed that she entered the rehab facility Wonderland Center in Los Angeles today. She said in a statement through her rep:
“I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.”
This is the smartest decision Lindsay Lohan has ever made in her entire life. Although considering it’s Lindsay, up until now that record was probably held by choosing not to toast a bagel in the bathtub. And even that was only because she couldn’t get the power cord to reach.
wedge, my troll has typing Tourettes disorder… and a hankering for ass-reaming… great, mashed potatoes isn’t nearly as tasty when you barf it up.
actually, the actual link was to somewhere else and the fish stripped the html code. i had no idea that the url i posted actually went somewhere. You, on the other hand, made the effort to actually find pictures of me. but that said, i don’t give a flying fuck if you posted a link to my actual pictures since the worst you could come up with is make fun of the overalls and hairstyle i wore 20 years ago.
… neither is splooge, come to think of it.
Don’t ya just love how Liberfatsque always has to make the grand announcement that she’s leaving? She’s not exiting the playground…..she’s just taking a little break because the Krispy Kreme delivery truck just pulled up with her nightly order of 20 dozen glazed donuts. She’ll be back as mztry or one of her other cunty little characters!!!
As long as we don’t have to hear her fucking mooing anymore for a while.
Actually guys I just delivered 20 pizzas to Libraesque’s trailer and it reminded me of that Gap Girls SNL skit with Farley, “LAY OFF ME I’M STARVING”. It grabbed all 20 pizzas and ran to the corner salivating saying “My precious, my sweet little precious”.
And for dessert she ate her own pussy. cat, that is.
200. Taking notes :
gay hairdo, … check,
hillbilly overalls, … check,
defiling a Les Paul with a bow, … check,
born-again-jesus photo, … check,
retarded enough to put your kids’ photos on the Internet, … check,
some unintelligible shit about a canoe, … check,
get fat bulldyke groupies, … check.
RPTLC, a very, very, very long time.
… check!
Fuck *RPLTC*, mucho!
RichPs troll just admitted it was a fat bulldyke!!!! Realizing you have a problem is just the first step.
richport troll (aka lesbianesque), if you had a real life you would know that in the 80′s rock-n-roll was very much about the hair, Jimi Page was the first to demonstrate the violin bow on the Les Paul, “paddling the canoe” is a sexual reference that is unintelligible only to people who never have sex, and I have no fat and/or bulldyke groupies.
have you learned nothing from sitting around reading celeb rags all day?
oh and misspelling an acronym…classic sign of intelligence.
RPTLTC (RichPort’sTrollLovesTheCock)
Jrz, I AM DA HO and proud of it : )
210. Yes, wedgeone and jrzmommy, my charter member groupies, are enormous fat bulldykes, heifers, … but I love them anyway.
212. Sorry, one too many ‘T’s, but thanks for playing.
Oh, and when you’re ready to post your GRE scores, I will reciprocate, country cunt ;^)
… Still laughing about “paddling the canoe” …
No need to comment about the troll’s incoherent ramblings in 207-208 because they speak for themselves just how much of an idiot the troll is. One of these days the troll will stop living vicariously through other people & will overcome his identity crisis.
U…B…U
Back to laughing again ….
211. Jimi Page was a complete pussy as a guitarist, as anyone who has ever played worth a damn would know. Just another fucking stoner with a bow, … your hero. Figures.
… laughing stops again.
More incoherent ramblings in #214. He knows what a GRE score is, but can’t come up with anything original or funny. What a GAF!
… not my desire to amuse or entertain you, bulldyke. Don’t mind me, I’m just here to fuck with the cretins, …
… not my desire to amuse or entertain you, bulldyke. Don’t mind me, I’m just here to fuck with the cretins, …
… and you know who you are ;^)
… and you know who you are ;^)
… and you know who you are ;^)
RichPs troll: who is your guitar idol? Phil Collin of Def Leppard or the guy from Whitesnake?
Wally, you’re a fucking moron. Troll that, bitch.
hey hey hey plonk, don’t lump me in with the RichPort fake.
I’m here, I’m queer, I’m lesbianesque.
btw, why would you post a picture that’s 20 years old????
I bet she makes a clean come-back before Brit does!
223. That’s a tough one, but I think that Andres Segovia ( Bach ), John Williams and Julian Bream might be more my speed than your homos in spandex.
In popular music, Alex Lifeson once kicked significant ass, as did the Edge. Now I listen to more to John Frusciante, largely due to his bandmates, and I belive that Flea ( Bass, I know ) is a fucking god.
Outside of guitarists, I love Bob Marley and most roots reggae, hate country, most jazz, and all forms of rap. But, I listen to more NPR than music.
Autofellate, and have a nice day.
shame on you all
and …
luck and love babe
out
I see Lardesque is back and looking for insults again. Oh how she loves to be told to fuck off.
shut the fuck up mis-antelope, you’re a crashing bore
These young woman without their daddies are ALL FUCKED UP. The poor girl needs/wants her daddy’s attention, that’s why she drinks and whores all night long. Guarantee in years to come, she’ll end up with a guy 15-20 years her senior. Girl just wants her daddy.
Props to Lindz for accepting the help she needs. I think people should just lay off her. It’s hard enough to realize you have a problem and try to take control of your life again. Now she gets to do it with the whole world watching. Good luck with everything girl. Stay strong.
Good for her. I’d fire that asshole bitch of a cunt rep, though. But don’t hire that Mintz motherfucker, either. Buddha knows he needs anymore young meat to fuck up.
She first had to get her stomach pumped of semen and brush the pubes out of her teeth.
Then she had to promise not to blow the orderlies.
Wonder how long she can keep her promise.
try as you can
you cant be me
[thanks pink]
SHE NEEDS TO FUCKING STOP WITH THIS PUBLICITY SHIT. SHE IS SO FUCKING RANK. SHE IS ON THE LEVEL OF MY DOGS SHIT.
‘wonderland center’? why don’t they just call it neverland ranch?