Lindsay Lohan annoyed Vogue editor Anna Wintour Monday night when she was a guest at Wintour’s table for the CFDA awards by continuing to get up to use the bathroom to powder her nose, doing it six times in two hours.
During the last trip, Wintour leaned over and whispered to a Vogue staffer: “Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again.” Lohan’s date, Karl Lagerfeld, was then told, “Karl, this is your guest, control her!” A rep for Wintour said, “Anna was definitely surprised at how busy Lindsay was, but she offered no threat.”
I’m trying really hard not to make a cocaine reference, but powdering your nose every 20 minutes is excessive even for an egomaniac like Lindsay. By the end of the day it’s just a half-inch layer of cake covering her nose. Which is probably the point, but if she wanted to save some time she could’ve just taped a sponge to her face.
She had to run to the bathroom to fan her firecrotch, actually.
#42 Celetina. I hope you are kidding. Lindsay Lohan, just because she is famous wouldn’t be considered “The Highest Class” Her mother was a wannabe Rockett and her father has been in jail for fraud. She is just some little down home girl from New Jersey that has had buckets of money dumped on her.
This is what people forget. Most of these movie stars are uneducated idiots that are now making tons of money. Thats why they all act Ghetto Fabulous and have the manners of fishwives. (I NEVER get to use the term fishwives…this is a good day)
Oh, and back to what I was going to say…I now think that she is going to pick up speed and hit rock bottom BEFORE Tara Reid.
I think she really kept doing that so she could seem cool because she heard that line in Pulp Fiction. She’s probably never even done coke and most likely chops up her xenadrine pills and snorts them in public so people can see that she’s cool and does drugs just like Uma Thurman.
#40 sikofdis- “blow some mud” is almost the best thing I have ever read.. I’m crying actual tears, thank you.
I’m sure there’s a perfectly innocent explanation for this.
That “powder her nose” line was probably just an excuse for Lindsay to step outside and make a phone call to one of the several men overseas she is dating.
Those overseas paramours sure do come in handy. It’s like the L.A. hill trash version of having a girlfriend in Canada.
#55 – glad to brighten your day…
#45 – no, I wasn’t serious…thought the mud-blowing comment might’ve cleared that up…
Exerpt from one of Lohan’s many trips to the bathroom:
Lindsay: (steadying herself in front of the mirror) Comon Lindsay, you can do it! All you have to do is take the sponge and wipe it across your nose. That’s it. That’s it….(Takes the makeup sponge and grazes her forhead).
Shit this is hard (heavy breathing)….I need a drink. I’ll try again later.
*Exits the bathroom*
she’s freaking 19, that’s how 19 year olds act. she needs to start hanging out on myspace like other kids her age and quit playing grown up with uncle karl.
Lindsay’s only 19? I keep thinking she’s in her mid-twenties: she sure looks like it. This is not going to end well.
I was actually serious about the “highest class” comment, but in a facetious manner. Obviously these people aren’t classy; they’re loudmouthed, obnoxious, drug-fueled freaks, but we pay money for photographs of them and fund their lifestyles. We treat them as though they’re high-class, and that’s what bothers me.
I smell bulimia….
#61, Agreed, but if it makes you feel better. I think we’re in for a few years of progressivly more and more entertaining Lohan Stories before they finally find her dead in a cheap motel room in Inglewood, heroin needle in one hand, pistol in another hand. Days later the autopsy report will determine that she died choking on the semen of the desk clerk after blowing him to pay for the room and actually died before she could take her own life….so I mean, there is that to look foreward to isn’t there?
63
I understand that the penis of a homeless man was still wedged into her vagina. Apparently it got stuck in a cheese-like substance, and he had to gnaw it off.
64
Hey, you gotta do what you need to to survive. Remember the guy who sawed off his own arm to get free from that boulder? Same principle.
P.S.
That’s really gross, Tranny.
*rolls eyes* if she’s too young then go play in a sandbox… I don’t need to hear about her trying to hook up with Brett Ratner and Karl Lagerfield
66 sita
She can’t play in the sandbox, a cat will bury her.
Maybe she just had a shiny nose that day…
Maybe she just likes appling make up…
Maybe she figures… “hey, it beats eating”.
maybe she had a urinary tract infection
or maybe she has a small bladder and she was nervous?
no, I think everyone realizes that she was hitting the bumps…
69: Now that you mention it, the natural reaction to someone going to the bathroom a lot at a party would be to ask if they are feeling okay. The fact that Wintour got so angry instead suggests that after the first couple trips to the restroom, Lindsay must have been coming back to the table with a little white mustache and cold, shaky hands.
Eh. While I do not dispute the fact that Hohan is a raging coke whore, I also find it entirely plausible that sitting at a table with a bunch of old people (Anna Wintour is like a combo of the Crypt Keeper & the biggest Bitch to ever live… The stuff nightmares are made of, really) for two hours might not exactly be “fun” and making excuses to leave as often as possible is not only to be expected, but completely rational behavior.
Does she not realize that she is ugly? She is the ugly girl with the freckles everyone picked on in grade and high school. But,she’s different, I guess. She’s a cheap whore and a coke whore. I bet her parents are so proud.
She could just be preggers with Fez’s baby…hey, it could happen!
I think she’s just an ugly and untalented whore who desperately seeks attention. Maybe someone should hook her up with Jessica Simpson’s old man.
62: Ugh, I swear to God, bulimia just makes me sick! *rimshot*
She probably had the skeeters.
Is it her or one of the other “It Girls” who is always eating at Taco Bell?
Anyone else see a Jack Nicholson resemblance in this picture?
yeah, maybe she just likes “appling” make up. I swear, you could just read the first words of the comment without looking at the name, and you’d already know which dumbass wrote it.
die die die die!!!!!
I just love my nose alright. Powdering it, sticking stuff up it, what’s the difference?
LINDSAY’S TOP TEN REASONS FOR DOING COKE
10. Who wants to piss away an entire night SLEEPING?
9. It makes my gums feel funny.
8. I want superhuman powers akin to Kate Moss’.
7. My money’s not going to just spend ITSELF, you know!
6. Those 5 a.m. interviews on the Today show.
5. It takes stout Colombian drugs to mask my insecurity and feelings of worthlessness. Okay, whatever! Who wants to do it with me now?
4. Compulsive shopping’s more fun with a buzz. Like, $9,000 more fun.
3. It helps “burn” the image of Wilmer’s disgusting uncircumcised hornet from my brain.
2. Everybody knows eating is for fat girls.
AND LINDSAY’S #1 REASON FOR DOING COKE:
1. Herbie: Fully Loaded was the apex of my career; it’s all down hill from there.
All of you who are mentioning the fact that Lindsey is only 19, have hit the nail on the head. When I was 19, I wasn’t hanging around socializing with people in their 40s, 50s and 60s, unless my parents dragged me to my Nana’s bday party. Why do these middle aged and elderly people insist upon hanging around with teenagers? And why do these teenagers even matter? When is the last time anyone took a 19 year old’s opinion about anything, seriously?
…and I thought she kept her youthful shape by diet and exercise….well she did..
no food and incorporating high impact running to the bathroom to “powder her nose”….good ol’ coke head….fully loaded
#81 Sweetcheeck…..Fucking hilarious
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/400/blo1.3.jpg
Classic Coke Whore pose! ROFL…
82 I think it’s the other way around
Lohan grovels for attention and then acts like she doesn’t want to be at the Hollywood event… I say don’t go to anymore Hollywood events then … no one would miss her… seriously.
as for the young thing… the CFDA is a privilege to get an invite… other ‘young’ stars there included Amanda Bynes, Rihanna, Scarlett Johanssen… bitch wormed her way into a seat at the host table and then needed to act like this… she deserves any judgement
“Maybe she has a bladder control problem due to the urinary tract infection caused by her fire crotch. ”
Oh MAN, that was good lmao!
I am going to powder my nose right now Anna Wintour be dammed ! And Lindsay isn’t doing coke she’s drinking toilet water, poor girl.
oh no, not another one…
Lohan ready to work retail to feed habit
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0606090096jun09,1,5783235.story?coll=chi-newsnationworld-hed&ctrack=1&cset=true
just stfu
take a week off
holy fuck
can anyone shut this bitch up?
ok?
screw coke..
she was prolly throwing up her dinner
you know i would hate to have to say something bad about her,but her horrible reputation makes me say she was doing something,puking,cocain,just something that made her go that much,or she really had to go pee or she took some medicine to make her go so she would have an excuse at a boring event!either way HAHAHAHAHAHA