Lindsay Lohan annoyed Vogue editor Anna Wintour Monday night when she was a guest at Wintour’s table for the CFDA awards by continuing to get up to use the bathroom to powder her nose, doing it six times in two hours.
During the last trip, Wintour leaned over and whispered to a Vogue staffer: “Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again.” Lohan’s date, Karl Lagerfeld, was then told, “Karl, this is your guest, control her!” A rep for Wintour said, “Anna was definitely surprised at how busy Lindsay was, but she offered no threat.”
I’m trying really hard not to make a cocaine reference, but powdering your nose every 20 minutes is excessive even for an egomaniac like Lindsay. By the end of the day it’s just a half-inch layer of cake covering her nose. Which is probably the point, but if she wanted to save some time she could’ve just taped a sponge to her face.
PostmanR | June 8, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Maybe she was getting up to ‘powder’ her nose constantly because she was at the CFDA awards? What the hell are those anyways? I would get up and go ‘powder’ my nose as well if I was stuck at the CFDA awards. either that, or get drunk. really, really drunk.
She | June 8, 2006 at 12:29 pm
I also like to “powder” my nose.
RichPort | June 8, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Maybe she has a bladder control problem due to the urinary tract infection caused by her fire crotch.
PostmanR | June 8, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Maybe she was getting up to ‘powder’ her nose constantly because she was at the CFDA awards? What the hell are those anyways? I would get up and go ‘powder’ my nose as well if I was stuck at the CFDA awards. either that, or get drunk. really, really drunk.
HarryNipples | June 8, 2006 at 12:31 pm
C’mon people cut this little bitch a break, maybe she just had to PISS really bad, hm???
hurley | June 8, 2006 at 12:31 pm
why are we looking at firecrotch skank when other sites are talking about the possible fact that Angelina Jolie just had NOT BRAD PITT’S BABY!!!
will be so awesome. i hate him for leaving jennifer for her.
Lindz_Blowhan | June 8, 2006 at 12:32 pm
I’m sure with all that food around she hoovered up as much blow as possible. could she have been more obvious? if she wants people to stop asking her if she uses cocaine, she should stop sniffing her way through interviews and making overly frequent and quick trips to the ladies’
Flabby | June 8, 2006 at 12:34 pm
I’m guessing sistytus
Libraesque | June 8, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Or maybe she’s one of those disgusting chicks that takes laxatives to be skinny and she had the hershey squirts, but then again, when the folks from SNL have an intervention with you….it’s probably blow, and you know it must be bad, cuz they’ve seen it all
purplepuppy | June 8, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Anna Wintour is a WITCH and Lohan is a losery moron, no surprise there was a Level 5 bitchiness factor. And add Karl Lagerfeld into the mix, well that’s just a recipe for disaster
Lindz_Blowhan | June 8, 2006 at 12:34 pm
#5, I’m sure she did…cocaine will make you run to the bathroom to pee constantly if you drink anything, let alone alcohol
Flabby | June 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Or cystitis, even
tits_on_snack | June 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm
that looks like an orphaned Olsen. and WHAT IS THAT SHIRT.
colormeskanky | June 8, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Is anyone suprised? She has been a walking zombie (ie cokehead) for months now.
@6 yeah I heard that too. doubtful, since it was started by the national inquirer.
They Suck | June 8, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Um, this is where she really drops the millions… makes a heck of a lot more sense than just clothes shopping methinx.
peep | June 8, 2006 at 12:37 pm
hey, cocaine buzz only lasts for a few minutes….OR, she is an addicted masturbator or something.
jane's eyre | June 8, 2006 at 12:38 pm
14
No kidding, you should see her stoned-out looks on GoFugYourself:
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/
You just need to scroll down a bit.
gogoboots | June 8, 2006 at 12:38 pm
A combination of laxative use and cocaine…I wonder if you can mix the two and snort it…? God forbid she should eat anything at a dinner…that would go against her own personal ethics about food…you could throw it up afterwards Lindsay…in the privacy of your own home perhaps?
jane's eyre | June 8, 2006 at 12:40 pm
I submit that she was going to the MEN’S bathroom every few minutes to screw whomever she could find.
Flabby | June 8, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Her people stated that she was not in fact going to the one toilet several times, but going to multiple toilets throughout the evening.
Nikk The Templar | June 8, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Cocaine?
Lindsay Lohan!
NEVER!
Next thing you’re gonna tell me that Britney Spears is a bad mother, The Olson Twins are anorexic and that Tom Cruise Loves The Cock.
pinky_nip | June 8, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I’d like to powder her nose with my fist.
jane's eyre | June 8, 2006 at 12:43 pm
18
Maybe she’s like that teen environmentalist on The Simpsons, who “won’t eat anything that casts a shadow.”
Chicagoboy | June 8, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Why do people even bother with this cum-dumpster?
Lindz_Blowhan | June 8, 2006 at 12:46 pm
if only she would have fallen in the toilet….the water would of course cause her to melt
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 8, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Anyone want to start a pool as to how long before Lil’ Lindsey checks into a resort for “exhaustion” (read rehab)? As an aside, the laxative postulations do jibe nicely with Brandon Davis’assertions that her “Firecrotch smells like diarreah”.
sharkbite | June 8, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Six times, eh? You know something’s going down in the little girls’ room that we need to know about.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
ifsixwasnine | June 8, 2006 at 12:54 pm
She should powder her hair between shampoos, she’s looking about due for her annual scalp-talc.
#26: high time for that, too. I’m in for a fin if she makes it to September without checking in.
Wicked | June 8, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Well I don’t like her, but I’m finding myself taking up for her, hell I get up to pee every twenty minutes at work because I can’t stand the people I work with, maybe it was just bad company or boredom, either way they’re both good excuses.
llllllllll | June 8, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Shit maybe she just had bouts of explosive diarreah attacks…God damn! can’t a firecrotch just go release her bowls in peace!!!! God I’m so angry right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waterranger | June 8, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Man, I LOVE anna wintour. I hope she destroy’s Lindsay’s ‘career’ and never ever lets her pose for vogue.
Go Anna Devil in Prada!!!
honey | June 8, 2006 at 1:09 pm
#20 flabby- …in Europe
excellent
jackspratling | June 8, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Oh please, Linsey was going to the bathroom to get repeatedly double-teamed by Italian porn stars.
Finally, we’ve identified someone who loves the cock more than Tom Cruise.
And for the record, Anna Wintour was just jealous. So was Kathy Griffin, but that’s another issue entirely.
TrannyGranny | June 8, 2006 at 1:14 pm
That’s why I don’t do coke, I have to hook a converyor belt to my nose to stay happy.
Crystal Meth is where it’s at. No foreign competition, made locally, and a big line will keep you crazy for 8 hours. Buy American!
English_Rose | June 8, 2006 at 1:14 pm
hmmmmmmmmmm well all she needs to do now is a kate moss, and get her picture taken while doing coke, she could then apolagise, get dropped from a few films, publicly go to rehab, start hanging out with a socially acceptable crew and get paid even more for even better films!
tarjamarja | June 8, 2006 at 1:14 pm
I’m confused. If she knows Karl Lagerfeld well enough to be his date, why does she wear clothes that look like they came from the Salvation Army?
Jacq | June 8, 2006 at 1:15 pm
I used to powder my nose every 15 minutes whenever I’d go out. It kept me skinny and I kept my powder in my bra. Looking at an image of Lindsay makes me feel like I’ve got an upset tummy and runny shits.
Jacq | June 8, 2006 at 1:16 pm
#36 – Because Karl degsigns clothes that look like they’re from Goodwill. He used to be a bad-ass now, he’s just a strange fag.
tarawestfall | June 8, 2006 at 1:22 pm
My mom use to make me go to church when I was younger, not the youth group, but the long-ass sermons… I would get up and “go to the bathroom” like 8 times in a 2 hour period. In reality, i was sneaking in to the nursery and eating their snacks…
sikofdis | June 8, 2006 at 1:26 pm
#18 – Not that I know from personal experience…but dealers typically cut cocaine with baby laxative, and yes, you can snort the two of them in combination…many have. And said combination would certainly explain multiple visits to the bathroom…
Skankzy Hohan probably just thought it would be better to explain it away by saying that she had to go “powder her nose” than by saying “I’ve gotta go blow some mud”…
Fisher55 | June 8, 2006 at 1:34 pm
plus crystal lets you fuck for days…
Celetina | June 8, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I don’t care if this was the Spears-Federline “Cheeto-Fuck Dat Ass” hillbilly convention to raise awareness of oral hygiene and the importance of protection when porking one’s sister. There is no excuse for being a bad guest at any event. She should have apologized to the hostess or excused herself permanently if she wanted to take a trip to the Colombian ski slopes.
I was raised by etiquette Nazis, spent a long time learning the proper way to eat at banquets and dance, and while a lot of it is ridiculous it amazes me that the “highest” class of people in America have absolutely no class.
Fisher55 | June 8, 2006 at 1:36 pm
no way Lohan could have a blowout every fifteen minutes for 3 hours…bitch doesn’t even eat
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 8, 2006 at 1:45 pm
It takes a lot of blow to gussy up to the musty old balls of a man like Karl Lagerfeld. Not that I would know or anything.
Jacq | June 8, 2006 at 1:46 pm
#40 – Are you serious? She’s not going to the bathroom to take a dump because it’s cut with laxitives. It’s to DO MORE COKE. Hi, this is Earth. Have we met?
The reason for her not getting wet, on the other hand, is becuase she’s multiplies like a Gremlin.
In your face | June 8, 2006 at 1:46 pm
she probably had Urinary incontinence
“Urinary incontinence
Jacq | June 8, 2006 at 1:49 pm
#23 – I liked Homer’s diet (when he was trying to get fat so he could work at home) where if he rubbed his food on anything and it turned clear, have no fear. Him and Bart rub the food on the wall at the Krustyburger and they can see outside. Awesome.
RhinebeckCowboy | June 8, 2006 at 1:51 pm
#31 0 Anna Wintour is renowned as a complete cow. There’s an item on Gawker Stalker today that reports AW smells like a cross of ‘wet rug and menapausal chic’. The truth is AW in her late forties is every inch the self-obsessed moron that LL is shaping up to be. Apparantly at Conde-Nast, if you happen to be at the elevator when the old cow is heading up to Vogue, you have to wait for the next. Anna is special and travels alone.
Her looks are gone. You’d need to be on drugs to screw her.
PapaHotNuts | June 8, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Maybe because all of her movies have tanked, she was working in the kitchen as well, you know, for the extra cash. “Order up!” “86 the filet!”
missmaiden | June 8, 2006 at 1:53 pm
um #42 “highest class” you HAVE to be joking.