Lindsay Lohan enjoys a well-balanced meal

March 2nd, 2009 // 48 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan enjoying her typical meal for the day at a London hotel: Red Bull and a smoke. Taking that into account with the lesbian stuff, I’m surprised Lindsay doesn’t use her breath to melt through bank vaults. Kids today have no initiative.

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Comments (48)

  1. sunshine | March 2, 2009 at 11:50 am

    Really?
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  2. Nero | March 2, 2009 at 11:51 am

    II?

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  3. Ed | March 2, 2009 at 11:52 am

    BUTTFACE!

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  4. Americanadian | March 2, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Fuck you, sunshine.

    thirded

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  5. Mister Fluffer | March 2, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Red Bull gives you WINGS!!…. Redwings…

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  6. LOLWTFBBQ | March 2, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Hanging out in London eh? This dumb cunt cant have that much money left….what the hell has she done recently box office wise? Soon shell just be a broke crackhead instead of a rich one.

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  7. secretary | March 2, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    now now…let’s not be too hasty, superficial writer. It appears she’s getting some protein from her own fingernails as well.

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  8. Valerie | March 2, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    I’m going to have to agree with the bleeding hearts and say, this girl needs to start taking better care of herself! But that’s only because I don’t smoke and I fucking HATE Redbull, that shit is nasty and tastes like liquid chalky vitamins, ewwww!

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  9. ROUGH DADDY | March 2, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    YEahhhh party baby, whooohooo !!! at least she never gets hungry..

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  10. Lindsay is an Idiot in Waiting | March 2, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Who knew that she would grow up to be a Juvenil Delinquent. Usually it’s the other way around – the JD grows up to be a woman.

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  11. wow | March 2, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    Lookit she’s grinning at that glass of Red Bull like it’s liquid cocaine…. oh yeah….

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  12. Nero | March 2, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    I see she’s making progress!? She’s eating a fingernail.One of my favorite breakfasts.

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  13. amanda | March 2, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    her teeth arent lookin too good

    #7 HAHAHAHAHA

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  14. amanda | March 2, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    her teeth arent lookin too good

    #7 HAHAHAHAHA, part of a balanced breakfast!

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  15. Deacon Jones | March 2, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    I should volunteer to be her fuill time fuck buddy, help her relieve some of that stress, cause Im sure the Red Bull isn’t.

    Plus, the daily facials will help beef her back up if she swallows

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  16. Sam | March 2, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    She’s picking out a stuck Ronson pube, not biting her fingernail. I hope the Red Bull gets rid of the taste of Ronson’s rancid cheesy discharge.

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  17. Vince Lombardi | March 2, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    She was eating her fingernail? Ohhh, see, I thought she was trying to chew her own finger off because she couldn’t get the tuna smell out. My bad.

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  18. Matthew | March 2, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    let me guess she party with her partying mom dina all night long

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  19. Max Planck | March 2, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Smokers suck!

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  20. ASH | March 2, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    I don’t know too many people that pour their red bull into a glass…unless that glass contains vodka!

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  21. daunte | March 2, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    One step closer to a drug overdose. All of those energy drinks, mixed with alcohol and then cocaine, she is a dead slut walking.
    Heart attack coming soon.

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  22. Photoshop Police | March 2, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    Red Bull AND Cocaine?
    How is this girl still alive?

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  23. ROUGH DADDY | March 2, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    @16 She cant possibly go down on ranson can she? holly molly…

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  24. daunte | March 2, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    I was hoping for at least one lezzie porno from her before she kicks the bucket. If she does a straight porno movie you will probably see her mom there working as a fluffer or as a stand in when they run out of guys.

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  25. mike | March 2, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    My only hope is that there’s a hidden camera in the morgue when she dies – end of summer at the latest – so it can capture her dad pulling back the sheet, breaking down and crying, then looking around furtively and masturbating onto her face.

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  26. todders | March 2, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Yo, you guys haven’t lived until you’ve seen “A Fistful of Billy Ray Cyrus”! (BRUTAL/HILARIOUS)

    check it out:

    http://blog.digitalfuntown.com/dft-blog/2009/2/28/dont-f-with-billy-ray-cyruss-daughter.html

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  27. Delgo | March 2, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Bless your heart Lindsay!!!

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  28. Mikeylikey | March 2, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    She’s gotta keep the hangnails down for when she plays ‘hide the finger’ with SaRo.

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  29. sam | March 2, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Forget the smokes, the blow, the volatile lesbian affair and all that. The real problem here is her 6-inch DARK ROOTS and nasty SKANY extensions.

    It’s all about the hair. When your hair sucks, the rest of your life can NOT go well.

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  30. Monkey's Bone | March 2, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    She looked better with about 15 more pounds. She at least looked like a woman.
    NOW she looks like my 12 yr. old neice ….. Ewwwwww ….

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  31. Gingervitis | March 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    GUYS!

    if her plan goes well she will not go broke. she is in london to hook up with and eventually marry Prince Harry. They will have out of control Ginger babies whose drug habits will begin with red Kool Aid and slowly move to red bull, then cocaine.

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  32. RichPort's Ghost | March 2, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Good to see she’s taking care of herself.

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  33. g_girl | March 2, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    her face is fucking forty!

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  34. el ces | March 2, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    *distorted voice*

    You….bitch! Do it!
    Let Lindsay fuck you!
    Let Lindsay fuck you!
    Let her fuck you!

    *jams crucifix in*

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  35. Frank N. Stein | March 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    This is the best diet for her to keep her UNICEF look.

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  36. SB | March 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    funny how it shows her dirnking rebulls, then a few pics later she’s biting her nails. jitters much?

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  37. farty mcshitface | March 2, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    actually #19, smokers rule!!!
    but hohan sucks.
    yeh, her being rail thin is due to stress and all that shit. she hasn’t done jack shit in ages. too much red bull and coke. not enough fingernails.

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  38. KK | March 2, 2009 at 5:28 pm

    Oh now come on….she’s clearly getting protein from the fingernail she’s biting off. So with Red Bull, smokes and fingernails we all can look like lilo!

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  39. Blah Girls! | March 2, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    All in favor of saving Lilo say aye!!!

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  40. gossip junkie | March 2, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Aye!! lol

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  42. Anonymous | March 2, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Give the girl a break. At least she’s trying. Given her messed up parents, I would say that she’s doing the best she can.

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  43. I know who you are | March 2, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    # 42- Anonymous

    You know what, everyone has screwed up parents, and we all don’t use that excuse to become crack whores. Well, maybe, you do.

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  44. RaraAvis | March 3, 2009 at 12:07 am

    Today is the day I’m going to yell the obvious at these dumb shits. For Lindsay: GET YOUR HAIR DONE, YOU SKANK BITCH.

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  45. gerard Vandenberg | March 3, 2009 at 12:36 am

    Is it weird because there aren’t any TURDS or SHIT coming out her ANUS for a week now?

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  46. Allen's Woody | March 3, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    EAT SOMETHING YOU STUPID SKANK!!!!!!!

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  47. she's 2 scrawny | March 3, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    A respectful Correction, Mr. ‘Fish writer-
    Lindsay meal= Red Bull, ciggy butt, and a hangnail, for protein…

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  48. micro sd card | May 10, 2010 at 6:49 am

    One step closer to a drug overdose. All these energy drinks cocaine mixed with alcohol and she is a dead dog walking.

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