Lindsay Lohan dresses like a Japanese school girl

hmmm. ok i hate her. but is it just me or is she wearing a shirt and tights…but no skirt or pants???

@93 – I sure did and I got her back. But I thought I had put it in the baby announcement post, so I typed it again. I hope it really gets her goat.

Did anyone hear? Sherryco is in LA and she has contracted the bubonic plague. She got it from BigJim and NewGuy who had each been living in Oprah’s vajay-jay and anus. See, (did anyone see South Park last night? fuck-funny!) after they were shot by the police, they were bitten by mosquitos which then bit Sherry. The good news is that most Scientwatogists have already contracted the disease and will die shortly. Except for Tom Cruise because you cannot get the plague from a man’s penis, which is the only thing Tom puts in his body.

OMG, what a HIDEOUS and TACKY bag!!

And the purse is ugly, too

#100 – Pick on LL all you want, but leave the handbag out of it. I love the Paddington bag and I want it so bad it makes me wish that I had money. Too bad I donated my last penny to Scientology and they have left me with *blubber* nothing… *sob*

104 – That’s exactly how I feel about the Paddington Bear. I’ve been scraping and saving but all I can afford is this fucking Teddy Ruxpin. I’m so ashamed.

@94 and 95

You el guyso are mucho el funnyo. I don’t have any formal Spanish education, but in my experience, using the word ‘el’ and adding an ‘o’ to the end of any English word makes everything Spanish, i.e. el coucho, el shirto.

LOL OMG SOOOOO FUNNY *giggles* ~2KEWL~
~~ta-ta~~

Mamacita, here is the translation of what we said:
CheekyChops: You one went of a bottle of tequilla and nachos. His pal in line will be occupied finding a translator to discover if we are speaking of her.
Oshkosh: Mamacita Hey, I want fat girls with tacos and fire cheese much, then? No way man that shit is played out, but indubitably so.

@107 Yeah, I translated CheekyChops comment on babelfish, but since it translated like this:

You one went of a bottle of tequilla and nachos. His pal in line will be occupied finding a translator to discover if we are speaking of her.

just like you stated above, I couldn’t tell if she was being insulting or if she was agreeing with me that BigJim is a BigFuckhead. Ah well, so I gave Cheeky the benefit of the doubt. Yours translated pretty much the way you said it too, except for the smart sounding part at the end. You know, where you use the word “indubitably”. I really like that word.

I was trying to trick you into thinking I was smart. Rats! Foiled again!

she likes shite, and the hat is retarded

and what the hell is she wearing? and the bag is horrid

Jacq, check your email, you fat lesbian.

She looks like she gets dressed by spraying glue on her body and rolling around in a pile of dirty clothes.

yeah, little animal ears. that’s the solution for all the problems in the world.

Yeah, Jacq, check your email. And if you get one about midget-horse asian grandma porn, don’t erase it – forward it to me.

@ 55

She also has coke in her purse, penis in her pussy, puke in her mouth and maybe herpes like Paris Hilton.

I think nobody with a brain would posibly be jealous of sucha disgusting byatch

Mamacita, Don’t go by online translators.. they are shit.

Lohan is looking more like a 50 year old cat lady every single day…

Man, I thought I looked like a hobo when I passed out on that bench yesterday, but Lindsay Lohan totally wins.

God protect us from weak willed punks willing to let someone do anything no matter how outrageous as long as they make them slightly hard. Grow up she is a bitch and couldn’t care less about anything in the world not starting with the words Lohan. God am I the last fucking rational heterosexual on the fucking planet.

I hate hats…and her…and lots of other things but mostly hats.

My almost two year-old niece has better fashion sense than that!

This picture makes me want to shit in her hat pull her hat down over her ears and eyes and tie the strings really tight.

except japanese girls are cute and this one is a fugly whore

God, you’re all just SO witty! You come up with such original insults don’t you? Wow. I admire you all so much…

@87 – Dearest mamacita — you ROCK!! Who knew you were fluent in Lardese?!?!!! I myself am fluent in Whinese…but that’s because I had 4 kids…. That made my day!
and what is with that Sherryco?
Sherry? jeez-that is SO 1950′s….why don’t she just go choke on a bobby sock and stab her eyes out with a skate key as she falls on an uneven slate sidewalk slab?!??

I was going to say something horrible and sarcastic about a nasty old ho wearing a schoolgirl outfit, but then I remembered that she’s only 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s so sad, it speaks for itself.

Like any of you fat fucks would believe it, but the Big refers to muscles.

Although I doubt I’m strong enough to bench press mamacitas fat ass.

eeew Lindsay LowHore looks like an old hag homeless crackwhore who slept whith her makeup on

125 – BigJim we all found your comment both timely and relevant. Please go back to averageIQ.com/forrestgump/forum to win your prize.

I am So sick of Lindsey Lohan it makes me sick… she is becoming more and more annoying and I havent heard her speak more than 10 words.

@125
“Like any of you fat fucks would believe it, but the Big refers to muscles.

Although I doubt I’m strong enough to bench press mamacitas fat ass.”

First of all, how can WE be fat fucks? You’re the one that drinks maple syrup and beer all the time, you dastardly Canadian. Secondly, about the ‘Big’ referring to muscles, puhleeeze you fatty. Thirdly, you wish I’d let you bench press me, cause that would mean you’d get to touch my ass, but unfortunately, you’re a baby seal clubber and I only let guys who kill grown up animals touch my sweet ass.

She SO was in Confession of a Teen Drama Queen, I cannot believe it…I so thought Hilary Duff did it too. How funny is that?!!

Why is she still in the news?! Her last movie was like two years ago and it tanked.

Now all she needs are skin as white as paper, a sex tape, a history of getting raped, thick legs, being abused by Father/husband, no individuality, ugly socks, bad hair and naiveness and she can successfully become an actual Japanese student. I hope she succeeds.

“this meganharris, why does she keep showing up here?”

“best guess is this is the only place that aknowledges her at all”

gee, i ran into meganharris someplace else yesterday. seems he/she is combing all the ‘net gossip sites for fodder for his own stupid site.

http://socialitelife.com/2006/04/18/
the_blow_out_drinking_game.php

and so witty, too. for fuck’s sake, meganharris, get a life!
just like a cockroach, every where you turn…

oooh. sherry-co is in LA AND she has bubonic plague??
we are all sooo JEALOUS.

She looks pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

her hands look a lot paler than the rest of her. i always wondered with her how much coverup she must have to put on to cover ALL her freckles.

@122

Dear Princess Di’s Ghost,

You are witty too! And original! Keep up the good work.

Now, for real. I am glad you are dead. You deserve it.

@ 54, JustSayNo:

Who the fuck are you kidding? I saw your stupid post on another thread. You have got to be retarded to believe that seatbelts can ‘slice off the top of your body in a crash’. Given that cars nowadays all have a shoulder belt that goes diagonal across your body, I doubt it. Let’s couple that knowledge with the fact that I have been an insurance appraiser for over nine years as well as having owned a body shop. Let’s consider that I have looked at thousands and thousands of cars, motorcycles, pieces of heavy equipment, box trucks, and various other insurable moveables, and you become an idiot. There are instances where people wearing seatbelts have died; the rare instance of a person being trapped in their vehicle by the seatbelt and being unable to escape does happen. But by and large, seatbelts save many, many, many more lives than they take.

Show me ONE instance, unphotoshopped, of a person who was sliced in half while correctly wearing a seat/shoulderbelt because of the seat/shoulderbelt, and not because of the impact, sharp metal, glass, etc., and I will immediately apologize.

Until then, you’re an idiot.

Trotter?! RE: 99

WTF? Is Licky Licky fatanese? GRRRR. Do I need to change my name now??!!

Mamacita you insult people with your very, very clever fatanese language for assuming you speak spanish.[Why with the spanish display name then?]
Then you say your Father is Mexican, and your Mother is white – [I didnt realise white alone was an ethnicity, I thought it was a colour.]
I just find it amusing that you havent bothered to remotely learn spanish and need to babel fish people’s comments to you, to read them. Neither of my parents are from a spanish speaking country and yet I can speak enough to get by! You clearly have no respect for your heritage and are the result of the poor USA education system!
@88 You wont be fulfilling anyones fantasies! – Jump back to the Avril post, where Mamacita’s obesty is revealed!

Wow. I’m so impressed that you speak Spanish. I think I shall kill myself now that I have been completely shown up by you. Yes, my life is completely and utterly lacking because I cannot speak Spanish. Hey genius, I never said that white was an ethnicity, I was just distinguishing my mom from my dad. What should I have said instead? My mom is non-Mexican? OK, then, my dad is Mexican and my mom is non-Mexican. My heritage has nothing to do with the fact that I can’t speak Spanish. However, I don’t feel the need to explain the details behind that to you for several reasons

1)You don’t know me
2)I don’t know you
3)Because of 1 and 2, I don’t care if you understand me
4)You and I will never meet, so I feel comfortable that you actually know nothing about me
5)I’m a result of the poor USA education system, so I’m too stupid to understand anything that you’re saying

LICKY LICKY

I wish you hadn’t just zeroed in on that one example, because you missed the point of my comment. Ofcourse you should wear your seatbelt. And infact, it turns out this cousin was indeed wearing a seatbelt, and they were still thrown from the car. My point was not to NOT wear a seatbelt, my point was that the superficial guy reprimanded the person who is now dead for not wearing a seatbelt (even though they were) while not saying anything about the drunk driver’s HUGE part in it. My example was just that seatbelts aren’t the only answer…that wearing your seat belt and NOT drunk-driving is maybe a better answer. And while I respect your job working with cars, and I believe like you do, that seatbelts save lives, I am a firefighter-paramedic and am the first of two people to arrive at any car accident site in my division’s San Diego area. And trust me, please…many dead or maimed bodies had been wearing a seatbelt…
I know this is a fun website, but too many people think drunk driving is fun as well…and everyday I see it’s horrible repercussions. sorry to kill the good times, but I wanted to explain my earlier comment…/=
take care

LICKY LICKY

I wish you hadn’t just zeroed in on that one example, because you missed the point of my comment. Ofcourse you should wear your seatbelt. And infact, it turns out this cousin was indeed wearing a seatbelt, and they were still thrown from the car. My point was not to NOT wear a seatbelt, my point was that the superficial guy reprimanded the person who is now dead for not wearing a seatbelt (even though they were) while not saying anything about the drunk driver’s HUGE part in it. My example was just that seatbelts aren’t the only answer…that wearing your seat belt and NOT drunk-driving is maybe a better answer. And while I respect your job working with cars, and I believe like you do, that seatbelts save lives, I am a firefighter-paramedic and am the first of two people to arrive at any car accident site in my division’s San Diego area. And trust me, please…many dead or maimed bodies had been wearing a seatbelt…
I know this is a fun website, but too many people think drunk driving is fun as well…and everyday I see it’s horrible repercussions. sorry to kill the good times, but I wanted to explain my earlier comment…/=
take care

and earlier this year it happened to a young girl. she was sitting in the back seat and because they were hit so hard, the seatbelt sliced into her intestines. so yes, half of her body was, well, you go it…i’ve got more stories if you’d like?
a good bedtime whirl, huh?

You know your lifestyle is out of control when the entire cast of SNL and the ghost of John Belushi stage an intervention on your behalf eight-five minutes before airtime. She told Tina Fey to “fuck off you four-eyed geek witch” and snorted Belushi’s ghost through a straw and chased Lorne Michaels around the backstage area with a fire extinguisher and pickaxe screaming, “Where’s your Messiah, now?”. NBC security threw a nylon fishing net over her, shot her in the ass with PCP and dangled her above the studio audience until she stopped drooling excessively and gave her a mocha latte with sprinkles when she promised not to urinate on the studio orchestra and swear excessively in American Sign Languauge or insult fervent Seventh Day Adventists or Coptic Gnostics still hiding from the Pope.

“She could beat up a hobo and steal his shopping cart and everybody would just put their hands together and say, “Aww, she looks like a little kitten.”

She must have already beaten that hobo up and stole his clothes.Because that’s what she looks like.Oh, how original, too bad the hobo look was invented and perfected by the Olsens.Sorry Lindsay!!!!1

she looks like a loli-pop. tooooo skinny sorry lindsey u need to gain some weight chica