Lindsay Lohan dresses like a Japanese school girl

April 19th, 2006 // 147 Comments
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She’s not nearly as tempting as Evangeline Lilly, but it’s hard to hate on somebody when they’re wearing little animal ears. You can be the biggest bitch in the world, but put on a a silly animal beanie and it doesn’t even matter. She could beat up a hobo and steal his shopping cart and everybody would just put their hands together and say, “Aww, she looks like a little kitten.”

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Comments (147)

  1. fatso | April 19, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    that’s hot

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  2. MeganHarris | April 19, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    Crap! missed first!

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  3. DinerGirl | April 19, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    Talk about someone who loves the cock….

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  4. batteryacidqueen | April 19, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    Hahaha..I totally found her myspace account off of the Paris’ little brother ones from a previous post..and I totally found it before she made it private…hahaha fuck you Lindsey “I’m better than you cause I do coke” Lohan!!

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  5. tamakins37 | April 19, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    i still want to punch her…

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  6. mamacita | April 19, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    MeganHarris, you’ve missed out on a lot of things. Brains, humor, friends, and ‘first’ are but a few. I guess you’re used to it, though.

    I don’t know about anyone else, but the fact that Lindsay is wearing an animal hat doesn’t make it any harder for me to make fun of her. She’s still a ginger-y slut.

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  7. Airdale | April 19, 2006 at 8:15 pm

    A crack ho with an expensive bag.

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  8. suzy | April 19, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    she looks like a grandma who knit herself that hideous hat

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  9. trophywife | April 19, 2006 at 8:21 pm

    WTF is with these rich talentless skanks that have gazillions of dollars and dress like freaking idiots?? do they not have mirrors in their house?? what’s really sad is they pay “stylists” tons of money to look like shit. and to think, i do it for free…

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  10. Trotter | April 19, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    She’s looks like Heidi Fleiss these days. And that is bad news for Heidi.

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  11. Derek Hail | April 19, 2006 at 8:26 pm

    She does look like a cat. She is still a pretty attractive cat, but a cat nonetheless.

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  12. Nikk The Templar | April 19, 2006 at 8:27 pm

    It’s like Harajuku, minus the whimsy.

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  13. megana | April 19, 2006 at 8:32 pm

    Yes! I’ve been itching to chop her head clean off her skeletal shoulders, and now she’s provided me with a working (albeit, alarmingly fuzzy) target.

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  14. MeganHarris | April 19, 2006 at 8:32 pm

    Mamacita, are you 12? Dont avoid the question.

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  15. baltogirl | April 19, 2006 at 8:41 pm

    This “MeganHarris”… why does she keep on showing up here?

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  16. -= ChebyratoR =- | April 19, 2006 at 8:42 pm

    yea right, she looks more like a kitten on crack

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  17. Doc | April 19, 2006 at 8:45 pm

    i like that look shes going for… “insert your own opinion here on what look I’m referring to”

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  18. Crafty | April 19, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    The words “big, hairy pussy” spring immediately to mind.

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  19. hotintempe | April 19, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    She looks like trash

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  20. Steph | April 19, 2006 at 8:54 pm

    What’s with stars wearing clothes that are 5 sizes too big?

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  21. Alucard | April 19, 2006 at 8:58 pm

    Aww, she looks like a little kitten ! A kilf ! Like a milf but instead of a m there is a k you know, because she can’t be a mother, she would sniff her baby. Actually, she did it.

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  22. nortex001 | April 19, 2006 at 9:07 pm

    This ugly piece of slime is so over. She makes me want to fucking vomit.

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  23. HughJorganthethird | April 19, 2006 at 9:10 pm

    Oh Lindsay I wish I could quit you.

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  24. Jewbacca | April 19, 2006 at 9:11 pm

    Her eyes look funnny, she looks like she’s rollin’ which is good she’s ready for some cock. She’s definetly a double bagger.

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  25. mamacita | April 19, 2006 at 9:15 pm

    @14

    I’m not avoiding the question. It’s just more fun to say shitty things to you than it is to waste any time answering your inane “questions”. What if I told you I was 73? Then how would you feel? You’d feel like a great big asshole for being mean to an old lady. Well, I’m not 73, but you’re still a great big asshole.

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  26. Mo | April 19, 2006 at 9:18 pm

    I think she stole that hat from one of my first graders!

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  27. Binky | April 19, 2006 at 9:34 pm

    I think I ran out of ideas on this woman in like…2003.
    Does she actually have a career ?

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  28. Drunk Blogger | April 19, 2006 at 9:43 pm

    What is she thinking? Oh yeah, she is retarded, what is she ever thinking?

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  29. BigJim | April 19, 2006 at 9:44 pm

    mamacita isn’t one.

    Ella is gorda, fea, y tonta.

    Three strikes and you’re out.

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  30. HollyJ | April 19, 2006 at 9:49 pm

    Why is she always wearing black mumus?

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  31. HollyJ | April 19, 2006 at 9:53 pm

    In honor of her Japanese schoolgirl mumu, her Haiku:

    crazy skank coke whore
    nose and G hole busy all day
    please get a stylist

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  32. biatcho | April 19, 2006 at 9:53 pm

    #26: AAAHHHH, the teachers of our little ones hanging out on the Superficial. I love it! I just always imagined my first grade teacher as going home, downing a bottle of Jack Daniels sitting in the closet with a gun in her hands listening to “Wish You Were Here”. But you’ve shown me the light. Kudos!

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  33. biatcho | April 19, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    And I have reason to believe that #13 is an alter-ego-superbeast version of MeganHarris. Ladies & Gentleman… I give you… the itchy and fuzzy…. MEGANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. -= ChebyratoR =- | April 19, 2006 at 9:58 pm
  35. CruisingForCock | April 19, 2006 at 10:01 pm

    15 – No one knows why MeganHarris keeps coming here. Best guess is that this is the only place that anyone acknowledges her at all. Even if they tell her to die. And that that hate her and want to kick her in the cunt. Negative attention is attention and that bitch is starved.

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  36. CruisingForCock | April 19, 2006 at 10:03 pm

    My bad I meant that they hate her.

    eh…it happens

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  37. Lesbians4Bush | April 19, 2006 at 10:07 pm

    Hohan’s skin looks like an unfinished Jackson Pollock canvas, and her face says, “ridden hard and put away wet.”

    @24

    It would take a lot more than “double bagging” to safely tap that. 8 mils of neoprene, an independent air supply, and an antibiotic IV at a minimum.

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  38. biatcho | April 19, 2006 at 10:14 pm

    38
    I always thought every Jackson Pollack was unfinished? I actually blew one of his finest into my toilet yesterday after having a nasty case of explosive diahrrea.

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  39. enfilade | April 19, 2006 at 10:15 pm

    Best picture I’ve seen of her in a long ass time.

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com

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  40. gossipmonger | April 19, 2006 at 10:16 pm

    TO:baltogirl on April 19, 2006 08:41 PM

    This “MeganHarris”… why does she keep on showing up here?

    “She” is a “he”, Mateo de Acosta. HE just likes posing as a girl… Its that transgender confusion thing… (click on HIS name, you’ll see)

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  41. edenza | April 19, 2006 at 10:17 pm

    The pattern for that hat is in Stitch & Bitch. You can do a devil or a cat. Someone knitted this way too big but ironically it’s the only piece of clothing not sliding off of her.

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  42. gossipmonger | April 19, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    TO: baltogirl on April 19, 2006 08:41 PM

    This “MeganHarris”… why does she keep on showing up here?

    Click on “it’s” name. You’ll see SHE is actually a HE. (Mateo de Acosta)

    He’s obviously transgendered and very confused…

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  43. gossipmonger | April 19, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    oops, sorry for the double post.. got an error…

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  44. Jacq | April 19, 2006 at 10:40 pm

    This makes me want to kill cats, kittens, lions, tigers and anything else kitty-like. Ummm, what is the deal with the layered sweater look? Exactly how many is she wearing? I can barely get one under the other because it’s a total bitch when your sleeve gets all bunched-up inside the other sleeve. The outermost layer is almost completely falling off. That makes it totally pointless. Plus, that bitch is carrying my Chloe bag.

    One thing is for sure, MeganHarris may or may not be a man or a woman and is quite possibly Jessica Simpson. I do not like him/her.

    This picture looks like the other from the SNL party. Thanks for dragging ass, Superficial.

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  45. Jacq | April 19, 2006 at 10:54 pm

    Megan, one more thing. I told you the other day that you are not allowed to be number one here anymore. You’re only #1 on the list of people we hate. Sorry. Why can’t I shoot laser beams out of my eyes when I want to?!

    #35 – Starved?! Are you nuts!? Have you seen her? She’s a total porker.

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  46. Jacq | April 19, 2006 at 10:54 pm

    Megan, one more thing. I told you the other day that you are not allowed to be number one here anymore. You’re only #1 on the list of people we hate. Sorry. Why can’t I shoot laser beams out of my eyes when I want to?!

    #35 – Starved?! Are you nuts!? Have you seen her? She’s a total porker.

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  47. sundaybl00dysunday | April 19, 2006 at 10:57 pm

    Aghh!! She looks RETARDED!!!! maybe its all the coke it finally melted her brain and she needs to keep her head warm so it won’t come out of her nose.

    And why the ugly sweathers??? does she also collect clothes from the guys who screw her???

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  48. sundaybl00dysunday | April 19, 2006 at 10:58 pm

    Aghh!! She looks RETARDED!!!! maybe its all the coke it finally melted her brain and she needs to keep her head warm so it won’t come out of her nose.

    And why the ugly sweathers??? does she also collect clothes from the guys who screw her???

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  49. sundaybl00dysunday | April 19, 2006 at 10:58 pm

    Aghh!! She looks RETARDED!!!! maybe its all the coke it finally melted her brain and she needs to keep her head warm so it won’t come out of her nose.

    And why the ugly sweathers??? does she also collect clothes from the guys who screw her???

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  50. TaiTai | April 19, 2006 at 11:02 pm

    Stop insulting Japanese school girls! They wouldn’t be caught dead looking this awful.

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