Lindsay Lohan doing well

August 21st, 2007 // 46 Comments

This isn’t terribly exciting news, but if you’re wondering what Lindsay Lohan has been up to at the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah apparently she stays busy by hiking, bicycling, and whitewater-rafting. On August 16 she went for a 90-minute bike ride around Orem, and the next day she went rafting on the Provo River dressed in a pirate bandanna. Additionally, she was seen shopping at an Abercrombie and Fitch store and at the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory where she picked up $70 worth of chocolates.

When she was at Promises she went roller blading and bicycling and ended up relapsing just 11 days after leaving. According to my doctor (or plumber, I forget), exercise is the leading cause of drug addiction and death in the nation. Which is why I sit on the couch and watch TV all day instead. That guy really knows what he’s talking about.

Photos: Splash

  1. ali

    13- Stick your mouth back around that sheep dick dude. It obviously isn’t good at anything else.

    Oh, and fish, a lot of other stories out there this morning.

    11 people hurt filming Tom Cruise movie…..

    Liev Schreiber shoving the pap.

    Not that interesting, but better than whatcha got mister.

  2. big

    Hey 12 thank you for the rack shot

  3. Looks like a wonderful day for community service.
    Where are the orange bags they are supposed to put the trash in?
    Popi was sitting on a horse with a camera in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

  4. Oh, is she in rehab? I thought she was in prison for killing dogs or do I have my stories screwed up?

  5. LMAO

    Who really cares about this stupid slut, anyway???

  6. Lovely

    I’m booking my next vacation in rehab

  7. 4 give her a break she was a ginger kid

  8. Summer

    Geez, leave her alone for christ sakes, the paparazzi have no decency!

  9. GaDawg

    I think we’re all missing the big news here. Hayden Panetierre is 18 today.

  10. #1hater

    I’d relapse in 11 days, too…..these rehab clinics are the tits! Better than summer camp! Sign my drunken fool ass up!

  11. p0nk

    i like pic #12 with the 50+ yo woman holding her teddy bear. Are we sure this is rehab and not summer camp for Jerry’s Kids?

  12. Shellnoir

    Are you actually posting pictures of people in rehab? That is gross.

  13. M

    Yesturday I wnt to a Wild Oats here in downtown Salt Lake City and was told by two employees that Lindsay Lohan was seen there twice that day (Sunday). once nine int he morning and again at noon.

  14. wedgeone

    #27 – yes, this is a dark day. Now Hayden Panetierre is just a legal-age midget troll. Time for a mournful song by Flaccido Domingo…

  15. lambman

    well I’m pleased she’s at a real rehab place. hopefully third time is the charm

  16. polypam

    I want to know what kind of shit place this is that lets paparazzi onto the grounds?

  17. W

    F-ing loser paparazzis, why can’t they just leave her alone when she’s in rehab?

  18. El Boly


  19. Mini

    Wow, talk about Thunder Thighs !

  20. ssdd

    Is this rehab? or filming of the next Simple Life…
    either way .. none of its news to me until this low life piece of shit bitch od’s and i get to read her obit.

  21. emily

    i wonder if they are working on her penis addiction too?

    awww, what a cute little pittie!

  22. #13: “I dont know about y’all, but I ‘d definitely hit that. In rehab. And the I’d grab Veggi by the hair and bust all in is eyes. OH YEA!!!”

    It’s been a while for you hasn’t it? I mean, you really know what the ladies like, don’t you?


    Fight it Lindsay, fight it. Don’t let them remake you in their image. You’re beautiful when you’re angry, baby. IT’S WHAT MAKES YOU SPECIAL!

  24. cookie monsta

    why the fuck don’t they just stick her ugly head in jail?? when will she ever go to court?? when they told her to walk, did she have a tantrum and ask someone to borrow their car?? then get enraged??

    who gives a spotty red bitch dog’s flying fuck??

  25. cecilia


  26. The Ultimate Doom

    It says Faith? It looked to me like it said Fatty. Maybe it’s these forties of OE.

  27. Wasp

    I’d hit it…

  28. bijou

    …is that woman taking her teddy bear with her for a walk? I probably sound insensitive, but I thought rehab was supposed to help you lose your issues and assimilate into normal society… I’m pretty sure clinging to a stuffed animal isn’t helping matters.

    I wish (Lindsay) the best of luck, but my hopes are not too high. She’s faced far too much public embarrassment at this point to ever truly be right in the head.

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