Lindsay Lohan was reportedly caught taking drugs and having sex in rehab and has been warned she’ll be thrown out if she doesn’t stay clean. She was forced to take a drug test by the staff at Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehab facility and the results came back positive. A source says:
“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the programme she’d have to leave.”
According to reports, Lindsay was also said to have been caught having sex in a toilet stall with a male patient. She’s also frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up. Man, even in rehab this woman is unstoppable. She’s like the Terminator, but instead of being programmed to kill she’s been programmed to party. Earth could get hit by a meteor and Lindsay Lohan would be the only surviving creature, and instead of looking for other survivors or getting help, she’d just drink a beer and try to hump a corpse.
What a loser – I hope this bitch O-D’s, Anna Nicole style.
I have had enough of her. We need BANISHMENT
http://testosterone-zone.com
hey kids is a fallen star catch it
Ok, let’s get back to the more interesting topic: the donkey show isn’t in TJ, it’s in boys town, Nuevo Laredo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_show
If you scroll down to the “external links” section there is a very disturbing picture.
@104
Been there and seen it. Nasssssssssssssssty!!!!!!!!!!
@105 Did you vomit? Cause I’m pretty sure I would. I mean, it SERIOUSLY bothers me.
strangely this makes me like her now…. her FUCK YOU attitude is kinda sexy… dirty little thing
Oops. I just read the article I posted. It says it does happen in tj too. So I is a liar.
That’s my girl!!
She makes me so proud. She is like some uncontrollable ID. Her online avatar would be a giant coke vacuuming nose attached to a huge quivering clit, held up to a big mirror to reflect attention back onto herself. I would be a lot more charitable if she and others in Hollywood didn’t hype her as a “serious” actress. The only thing she seems serious about is filling the holes in her psyche, soul and body.
It was very disturbing to watch a gal sucking on a donkey dick.
I like watching girls suck off horses, they sure to have a lot of cum. bet its at least a quart and the girls gets it in the face
this is really sad,
but what is the source on it? I don’t see one for the post or the quote in it.
“Sur-praaahze, Surpraaahze!”
You know what? She’s made a shit load of money already, which I’m sure she has working for her in stocks and other investments, so hell, she doesn’t even have to care about her career. Didn’t her dad say his brothers are all like big-shot investors, n’ shit?
What the fuck does she care? Bitch, leave that bullshit rehab and just fuck it all and go crazy. No one really, REALLY cares. The cash cow is still full so they’ll just ride it out until they need her to make another movie.
And, knowing Hollywood, someone’ll hire her. There are ALWAYS “paycheck” movies to be made. Shoot, Ben Affleck does it all the time.
if this is true – the rehab should kick her out, her enablers – dear ol mom – should resume to party like before and simply let her die. she is no longer a movie star – never really was, her music is a joke, and she will be forgotten quickly. she is no monroe and a lot more dangerous – not just to herself but the public around her. her jail sentence is a joke – i would have received at least 10 yrs – no priors and include a kidnapping, carjacking charge. the la da should revisit her case. what a dumb ho
I bet the dude was sitting down and she was sitting on his cock while facing forward the little ho. I’d fück her too.
I saw Dina Lohan the other day at a gas station, I thank God I didn’t ask about Lindsay.
She didn’t fuck anybody or do any drugs, the black kid did.
Wow, hope it is not true. But if it is I am taking her as my NUMBER 1 pick in the DEAD POOL upon her realease !!!!
Figures that once this diseased cunt found out the judge slapped her on the wrist, she would start fucking off. Too bad the sentences can’t be reversed, but there’s always hope her next car accident will be fatal or at least turn the bitch into a bed ridden turnip.
#116: Doesn’t Dina have people to do that for her? I mean, she’s a celebrity and all……….
#119, you said it. In aperfect world LL would end up a parapalegic with some facial paralysis. She would have to make the circuit of talk shows just to make ends meet. Kinda like a white trash version of Chris Reeves.
God I hope so.
#113 – Exactly! In a couple of years she’ll be doing movies on Lifetime Network ala Tracy Gold.
Ok how does this kind of stuff not get blown out of the water like the total OD on Brit/Kfed train/plane/automobile wreck?
Seriously!
She not only has done drunk driving, reckless driving, gets caught with drugs but ALSO FAILS drug test again and again!
WTH!
The media should so be sucking up this vacumn of bitchville then Messed up Brit which is now more shameful and sad then anything else.
My 2 cents with interest.
OH Forgot:
Running over someone’s foot, chasing someone down in a car, mulitple car wrecks…. etc…
Paris got SLAMMED by everyone when she got away with everything and here’s this other even meaner chick getting away with ALOT more!
Crazy stuff.
Sex in a public toilet? This woman just exudes class…no?
why the f*ck do these trailer park trashettes
become popular and seem to have staying power
are there really no Talented &Hot stars anymore?
I hate her SO MUCH Iget that ralfing thing in my throat just seeing her name
Do You think i could sue for damages?
maybe Hohan,Parisite, nicoleRichi, brittney etc.
will all get together at posh’s and die from salmonella poisoning
:)
The ‘programmed to party’ line was awesome. I love this site.
Who gives a fuck about this ugly ass cunt with her shitty drug addiction? Hopefully she will die the fuck off and stop wasting every one’s damn time. She looks like a dirty skanky bitch as usual.
Boring. When you do a breaking story of Ginger kid in a casket let me know. So long ’til then.
I am sorry but what a loser, she obviously does not want help. She makes rehab look like a joke. We need to support actresses/actors who are good role models. She had such promise but what a waste. I admire the people who have worked hard to overcome problems like alcohol/drugs. Also, good way to catch AIDS and other STDS.
“wash up” like take a bath or what?…feel sorry for the poor guy who had to smell that when he bucked her
she deserves nothing. my solution: don’t help her at all. – make her fuck up her own life. MAYBE, she will change once she realizes everyone’s given up on her. or prehaps, just drink her life away, and spend not a single moment sober. what a f*cking loser.
But those aren’t my pants! I borrowed them from a friend.
That isn’t my vagina. I traded with my friend.
Great idea: Britney and LiLo get in a head on collision going down the highway at very high rate of speed, insuring they both are dead.
all you dumb fucks say shit about lindsey but she is rich and famous and a very good actor so the laff is on you assholes
ley
“good actor”…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah…and not everyone’s life ambition is to be “famous”…ENJOY.
who is not taking drugs sometimes? and who is not having sex sometime?
well, we can avoid drugs, but not sex :)
cheers!