Lindsay Lohan doing drugs in rehab

August 29th, 2007 // 137 Comments

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly caught taking drugs and having sex in rehab and has been warned she’ll be thrown out if she doesn’t stay clean. She was forced to take a drug test by the staff at Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehab facility and the results came back positive. A source says:

“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the programme she’d have to leave.”

According to reports, Lindsay was also said to have been caught having sex in a toilet stall with a male patient. She’s also frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up. Man, even in rehab this woman is unstoppable. She’s like the Terminator, but instead of being programmed to kill she’s been programmed to party. Earth could get hit by a meteor and Lindsay Lohan would be the only surviving creature, and instead of looking for other survivors or getting help, she’d just drink a beer and try to hump a corpse.


  1. Cowgirl riding a mechanical bull with one hand

    SHIIT! Boy Howdy!

  2. Frick!

    What a fricken loser. She’s so finished.

  3. God she sucks!!!!!
    But hey ,at least this is a post NOT about Britneys ugly ass

  4. Prez Cowgirl

    She has all the makings of a political machine. She should be able to make it all the way (get it–all the way) to at least senator!

  5. Editor and Chief cowgirl

    Did I say “senator”, I meant Centaur.

  6. Solaera


  7. it wasn’t me – bangin on the bathroom floor!

    ~~ 420 ~~

  8. Hemlock Queen


    Fucking dirty Narcissist.

  9. adeliza

    I can’t wait for the asswipe she had sex with to come out with the tell all.

    I bet he took pictures with his cell phone…..

  10. FIRST!!! Who cares about HoHan. She is dumb.

  11. Astute Eagle

    #7–It wasn’t me, It wasn’t me

  12. Frick!

    And remember that statement she released a few days ago about how sorry she was and how she wanted to get her shit together. And then they only gave her like a day to serve in jail for all the ridiculous shit she did. What a load of crap. Anyone else would have to serve way more time. I no longer feel sorry for her and her f’ed up childhood. She sounds like a spoiled, selfish little bitch. And I always did think she was an ugly, danny partridge looking troll. Ick.

  13. Texas Tranny

    But, it could’ve been me :-o

  14. I don’t believe this shit! Give me real proof! Fuck this piece of dog crap story! GOT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Texas Tranny

    Are we sure she wasn’t fucking her Daddy?

  16. Jimbo

    Can this day get any more exciting!!!! I really never saw this coming. She is just a poor girl trying to get her life back together.

    How the fuck you get drugs into a rehab center? Don’t they check these people? Is anyone really sure she is in rehab and not just living in the ball cage at Chuck E. Cheese?

  17. Veggi

    @15 how bout you? u sound like ur in need of some good luvin. by good.. i mean anal.

  18. mrs.t

    Awwww….who has bigger Daddy issues than anyone could have guessed?
    She is so desperado for any male attention-even if it’s in the toilet with the janitor at Cirque Lodge.

  19. Annie Rexia

    Dumb bitch. Tits up. Within 5 years. honest to fucking Hades. Needs to take Dina with her.

  20. ganzagwenie

    It seems to me that throwing someone out of rehab for doing drugs seems like the total opposite of what actually should be done.

    Way to kick someone in the ass when they’re down!

  21. Cowgirl

    #20–Did someone say “ass”?Call Britney, she’s your go to gal!

  22. ssdd

    Told ya…………

    Dana Plato?…. You ready?…………. She’s on her way.

  23. Jimbo

    Hey Mrs T how are you doing? Have the kiddies gone back to school yet? How is Mr T?

  24. Zoey Lund



  25. Hey jimbo you took off my link. Why do you hate me.
    Why does Veggi’s troll hate me? You know I’m very sensitive!

  26. Do you need a hug??? Veggi’s troll hate everyone.

  27. sadly

    Red Bull is not a drug…. unless you’re speaking technally.

  28. veggo

    And we all hate veggi’s troll!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. 'manus

    Two words: Tijuana Rehab.

  30. Cowgirl on Red Bull

    Speaking of Red Bull, no wonder she needs it and the coke to visit all the Johns (like Santa). WTF? Why am I so Christmas oriented lately?! It must be hot over here in the mountains.
    BTW–Did you hear about Hulk Hogan’s references to his daughter? that is fatherly love right there!

  31. @29 Maybe Lohan can star in the Donkey show!!!!

  32. Cowgirl

    31–She invented the donkey show didn’t she? She is the Greek mythological Centaur.

  33. Jimbo

    God i’m depressed. I’m such a loser.

  34. So, you get to do drugs and have sex in rehab, and they don’t kick you out?!?!?
    Best vacation EVER!!!!!!

  35. Owen Wilson

    No, not you too #33?

  36. @32 Cowgirl – In TJ there was a show at one of the many strip clubs that involved one of the strippers and a donkey. You can use your imagination to figure out the rest of the show

  37. Clementines

    OH jut kick her skany lying butt out on the street and make her do some jail time and serious rehab at the California county asylum with the poor folk, real addicts and winos..

  38. Ooba Gooba

    Hey Dina! Are you and your little whore daughter still in “an amazing place”?


    This skank is such trash, and she’s learned very well from her useless mother.

    Watch Dina try to turn this into a reality show……..

  39. @33, 34, & 35 Poor troll, no one will talk to you? I bet if you listen real good you can hear your brother talking to you. I bet he will talk nasty to you like he use too

  40. Not THAT country cowgirl

    36, I’m not THAT country/naive—I’ve heard tell of the infamous donkey show in many a regaled adventure (have at it spell checker(s)!He haw

  41. Candace

    Maybe she received the drugs when Father of the Year Michael Lohan visited her in rehab!

  42. alf oldland

    she won’t be alive much longer. i hope no one’s surprised. good luck, lilo.

  43. contrite cowgirl

    #39, I have to take credit for #35, but I don’t know who the other trolls are?

  44. El-Coyote


    The is going to be a Lohan-Spears photo finish for who gets to the morgue first….

    TEAM SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. @40 I have never seen it. I have only heard stories about it too.

  46. Cowgirl

    45, Seriously? I find it incredulous that a male in the year 2007 hasn’t at least seen it on youtube or something? Do you mean you haven’t actually seen it physically/in person?

  47. Jimbo, 34 really was me…heh heh

  48. And I stand by my statement.
    Well it’s TRUE!!!

  49. Damn.

    I need to get into rehab so I can bang big-tittied celebs.

  50. Cowgirl fish fry

    So, are you going to post a story about Hulk Hogan and his comments about his daughter being a whore? That is juicy tidbit right there.

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