Lindsay Lohan was reportedly caught taking drugs and having sex in rehab and has been warned she’ll be thrown out if she doesn’t stay clean. She was forced to take a drug test by the staff at Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehab facility and the results came back positive. A source says:
“Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the programme she’d have to leave.”
According to reports, Lindsay was also said to have been caught having sex in a toilet stall with a male patient. She’s also frequently late to meetings and refuses to do any chores or menial tasks such as washing up. Man, even in rehab this woman is unstoppable. She’s like the Terminator, but instead of being programmed to kill she’s been programmed to party. Earth could get hit by a meteor and Lindsay Lohan would be the only surviving creature, and instead of looking for other survivors or getting help, she’d just drink a beer and try to hump a corpse.
Cowgirl riding a mechanical bull with one hand | August 29, 2007 at 5:09 pm
SHIIT! Boy Howdy!
Frick! | August 29, 2007 at 5:09 pm
What a fricken loser. She’s so finished.
FRIST!!! | August 29, 2007 at 5:11 pm
God she sucks!!!!!
But hey ,at least this is a post NOT about Britneys ugly ass
Prez Cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 5:12 pm
She has all the makings of a political machine. She should be able to make it all the way (get it–all the way) to at least senator!
Editor and Chief cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Did I say “senator”, I meant Centaur.
Solaera | August 29, 2007 at 5:15 pm
Awesome.
bonzo420 | August 29, 2007 at 5:19 pm
it wasn’t me – bangin on the bathroom floor!
~~ 420 ~~
Hemlock Queen | August 29, 2007 at 5:20 pm
hahahahhaha!
Fucking dirty Narcissist.
adeliza | August 29, 2007 at 5:23 pm
I can’t wait for the asswipe she had sex with to come out with the tell all.
I bet he took pictures with his cell phone…..
Veggi | August 29, 2007 at 5:23 pm
FIRST!!! Who cares about HoHan. She is dumb.
Astute Eagle | August 29, 2007 at 5:23 pm
#7–It wasn’t me, It wasn’t me
Frick! | August 29, 2007 at 5:24 pm
And remember that statement she released a few days ago about how sorry she was and how she wanted to get her shit together. And then they only gave her like a day to serve in jail for all the ridiculous shit she did. What a load of crap. Anyone else would have to serve way more time. I no longer feel sorry for her and her f’ed up childhood. She sounds like a spoiled, selfish little bitch. And I always did think she was an ugly, danny partridge looking troll. Ick.
Texas Tranny | August 29, 2007 at 5:25 pm
But, it could’ve been me :-o
CHARITY | August 29, 2007 at 5:25 pm
I don’t believe this shit! Give me real proof! Fuck this piece of dog crap story! GOT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Texas Tranny | August 29, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Are we sure she wasn’t fucking her Daddy?
Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Can this day get any more exciting!!!! I really never saw this coming. She is just a poor girl trying to get her life back together.
How the fuck you get drugs into a rehab center? Don’t they check these people? Is anyone really sure she is in rehab and not just living in the ball cage at Chuck E. Cheese?
Veggi | August 29, 2007 at 5:27 pm
@15 how bout you? u sound like ur in need of some good luvin. by good.. i mean anal.
mrs.t | August 29, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Awwww….who has bigger Daddy issues than anyone could have guessed?
She is so desperado for any male attention-even if it’s in the toilet with the janitor at Cirque Lodge.
Annie Rexia | August 29, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Dumb bitch. Tits up. Within 5 years. honest to fucking Hades. Needs to take Dina with her.
ganzagwenie | August 29, 2007 at 5:29 pm
It seems to me that throwing someone out of rehab for doing drugs seems like the total opposite of what actually should be done.
Way to kick someone in the ass when they’re down!
Cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 5:32 pm
#20–Did someone say “ass”?Call Britney, she’s your go to gal!
ssdd | August 29, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Told ya…………
Anyways…..
Dana Plato?…. You ready?…………. She’s on her way.
Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Hey Mrs T how are you doing? Have the kiddies gone back to school yet? How is Mr T?
Zoey Lund | August 29, 2007 at 5:35 pm
TOILET SEX WITH LILO IN REHAB.
HOW HOT IS THAT, MY NEGROES?
FRIST!!! | August 29, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Hey jimbo you took off my link. Why do you hate me.
Why does Veggi’s troll hate me? You know I’m very sensitive!
Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Do you need a hug??? Veggi’s troll hate everyone.
sadly | August 29, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Red Bull is not a drug…. unless you’re speaking technally.
veggo | August 29, 2007 at 5:42 pm
And we all hate veggi’s troll!!!!!!!!!!!
'manus | August 29, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Two words: Tijuana Rehab.
Cowgirl on Red Bull | August 29, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Speaking of Red Bull, no wonder she needs it and the coke to visit all the Johns (like Santa). WTF? Why am I so Christmas oriented lately?! It must be hot over here in the mountains.
BTW–Did you hear about Hulk Hogan’s references to his daughter? that is fatherly love right there!
Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 5:44 pm
@29 Maybe Lohan can star in the Donkey show!!!!
Cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 5:47 pm
31–She invented the donkey show didn’t she? She is the Greek mythological Centaur.
Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 5:50 pm
God i’m depressed. I’m such a loser.
FRIST!!! | August 29, 2007 at 5:50 pm
So, you get to do drugs and have sex in rehab, and they don’t kick you out?!?!?
Best vacation EVER!!!!!!
Owen Wilson | August 29, 2007 at 5:52 pm
No, not you too #33?
Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 5:52 pm
@32 Cowgirl – In TJ there was a show at one of the many strip clubs that involved one of the strippers and a donkey. You can use your imagination to figure out the rest of the show
Clementines | August 29, 2007 at 5:52 pm
OH jut kick her skany lying butt out on the street and make her do some jail time and serious rehab at the California county asylum with the poor folk, real addicts and winos..
Ooba Gooba | August 29, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Hey Dina! Are you and your little whore daughter still in “an amazing place”?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This skank is such trash, and she’s learned very well from her useless mother.
Watch Dina try to turn this into a reality show……..
Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 5:55 pm
@33, 34, & 35 Poor troll, no one will talk to you? I bet if you listen real good you can hear your brother talking to you. I bet he will talk nasty to you like he use too
Not THAT country cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 5:56 pm
36, I’m not THAT country/naive—I’ve heard tell of the infamous donkey show in many a regaled adventure (have at it spell checker(s)!He haw
Candace | August 29, 2007 at 5:56 pm
Maybe she received the drugs when Father of the Year Michael Lohan visited her in rehab!
alf oldland | August 29, 2007 at 5:58 pm
she won’t be alive much longer. i hope no one’s surprised. good luck, lilo.
contrite cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 5:59 pm
#39, I have to take credit for #35, but I don’t know who the other trolls are?
El-Coyote | August 29, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Jesus…
The is going to be a Lohan-Spears photo finish for who gets to the morgue first….
TEAM SPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimbo | August 29, 2007 at 6:01 pm
@40 I have never seen it. I have only heard stories about it too.
Cowgirl | August 29, 2007 at 6:03 pm
45, Seriously? I find it incredulous that a male in the year 2007 hasn’t at least seen it on youtube or something? Do you mean you haven’t actually seen it physically/in person?
FRIST!!! | August 29, 2007 at 6:03 pm
Jimbo, 34 really was me…heh heh
FRIST!!! | August 29, 2007 at 6:04 pm
And I stand by my statement.
Well it’s TRUE!!!
Boba Fett | August 29, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Damn.
I need to get into rehab so I can bang big-tittied celebs.
Cowgirl fish fry | August 29, 2007 at 6:13 pm
So, are you going to post a story about Hulk Hogan and his comments about his daughter being a whore? That is juicy tidbit right there.