Did anyone see the post of her recent shopping receipt on socialitelife.com?? Hot Pockets, Trojans, Unisom sleeping pills and a shit load of cold medicine.
may I have an order of roast beef curtains with genital herpes on the side please?
She looks like she’s wearing a flesh colored pair of Always with wings…
#14 with you on this one.
#21–did you notice the three other items after? in order: condoms, excedrin, tums, sleeping pills. Did she subconsiously put those up on the belt in that order?? hhhhmmmmm…
Why do I look at this site while eating?
A perfectly good muffin ruined.
Thanks a fucking lot, Stallion.
Looks like we finally get a glimpse of a firecrotch, so that is what they look like.
That looks like one beat up piece of hamburger.
Seriously, it looks like Tom Cruises ass after bending over his couch and letting the entire NHL use him as their “Party Hole”
i very innocently opened up spankcheeks.com to see what spanks had for us this morning and an UP CLOSE bare shot of linds nutsack was looking right at me. i swear that thing has eyes.
Photoshopped, and not well.
Looks like balls to me. Somethin’ you wanna tell us, Lindsay?
Apparently we now know where her boyfriend got the name of his taco joint. Linds’ legs aren’t the only part of her anatomy that looks like an old lady’s. That clamshell looks like she borrowed it from Betty White.
Ahhh, there is nothing better in life than a young, tight, freshly shorn vagina staring you in the mouth, unless it is a young, tight, fresh and clean chocolate starfish. Looks tasty. And, according to my doctor, HSV2 transmission from vagina to mouth is relatively low-risk as far as sexual behaviors go, so quenching ones thirst with Lindsay’s trim is virtually risk free. So, dine at the Y, and enjoy your meal.
Someone needs to brush up on their photoshopping, because that sucks.
Fake or not, I think I’m gonna hurl.
#32 – Aaaahhhh… I remember seeing Betty White’s juicebox when watching some of the unauthorized outtakes from Golden Girls. Just me, a few candles, some smooth jazz, my DVD remote, a bottle of Jergens, and some Ben Gay for my elbow. Good times man, good times.
#36: Betty White is a handsome woman… remember her as the horny chick on Mary Tyler Moore? Ay carumba!
Have not checked out Lindsay’s alleged crotch, really don’t want to. Seen one, seen ‘em all.
I was more surprised than anything that the dress she’s wearing is actually pretty. Makes her look a teeny bit preggers, but all in all, not bad. And it’s not a bikini, that in itself is amazing. She has decent-looking clothes and can throw them on every once in awhile. She seems to be doing better than Paris right now, sad Paris who can’t get into clubs and is forced to hang out with that greaseball.
In fact, in the Paris-Lohan Stakes, I think Lindsay has pulled ahead by a nose.
Large orange bush located in the pubic area of the human body. Forest fire crotches are known to occur most often in Ireland and Scotland. quote: “I have a fire crotch and if you mess with me I will burn your fucking face off you fucker.” Don’t touch that fire crotch…it will burn off your hand,or maybe even your tongue. Caution:
These people have the ability to light cigarettes without the use of an incendiary device purely by placing their crotch in contact with it! I need to scrub my brain with acid and a wire brush now.
#36 – never ever EVER put Ben Gay on your – um – you know – “elbow”.
ok adn eff Lindsay Lohan she is such a whore. can someone please arrest her for under age drinking?
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