Lindsay Lohan doesn’t wear panties

September 6th, 2006 // 55 Comments
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Comments (55)

  1. Jedi Kevin | September 6, 2006 at 8:55 am

    I feel like eating a taco now.

    Yo quiero Taco Bell!

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  2. thatshot | September 6, 2006 at 8:57 am

    looks like brandon davis was wrong….

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  3. MelMel | September 6, 2006 at 8:57 am

    Second nah

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  4. vainandlovingit | September 6, 2006 at 8:57 am

    Hooray for SKANKS!!!

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  5. jrzmommy | September 6, 2006 at 9:00 am

    she’s looking a little protective of that area in a few of the other photos.

    it’s a shame that pretty dress is wasted on such a slut.

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  6. al rarow | September 6, 2006 at 9:01 am

    Looks like she’s storing some silver dollars in that ol’ saggy coinpurse of hers.

    Reminds me of that famed interweb picture of the squirrel with the big, floppy nutsack.

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  7. enfilade | September 6, 2006 at 9:04 am

    20,000 different swimsuits, no panties…

    http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

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  8. HollyJ | September 6, 2006 at 9:07 am

    Um… I think Superwriter missed anatomy and physiology class.

    You can’t see her VAGINA from that vantage point. Her gtube is INSIDE, people.

    That’s her vulva. VULVA. Say it with me: VULVA…cuz it’s funny to hear people say ‘vulva.’

    VULVA

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  9. Italian Stallion | September 6, 2006 at 9:07 am

    The bitch has balls……….

    To see the whole shot go here:

    http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

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  10. hendero | September 6, 2006 at 9:11 am

    well, given the progession on the superfish over the past couple of weeks, from side boob to ass grab to boob grab, it only makes sense her pink taco now makes an appearance. Next time I ever need to lose a hard-on, I’ll just stare at this pic for 30 seconds

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  11. RichPort | September 6, 2006 at 9:12 am

    I thought it was Sharon Stone with that wrinkly neck. I wish I would have left good enough alone and NOT gone to Spanks to see the actual firecrotch. Thanks a fucking lot Stallion…

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  12. bigponie | September 6, 2006 at 9:14 am

    thanks alot stallion, i was eating oreo cookies when i clicked on the link, do you know how oreo cookies look like when you spit it out, fucking gross.

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  13. CelebSlam.com | September 6, 2006 at 9:14 am

    Skanks for the memories Lindsay

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  14. Angry Ferret Jones | September 6, 2006 at 9:15 am

    Here is the sad thing, she actually started the day wearing a brand new pair of panties, but they were dissolved by the firey, acid-like fluids that her body generates.

    Ew, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    TCLTC

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  15. Pearly | September 6, 2006 at 9:16 am

    Is it necessary really for us to have to view every celebs nasty junk? Ugh..Paris was bad enough..now this?

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  16. Proteon | September 6, 2006 at 9:20 am

    HA! I’ve been saying for months that the sole purpose of this site is to inch toward Lohans vagina. All that’s left is the pap smear. I expect it before October.

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  17. Obadiah | September 6, 2006 at 9:24 am

    All I have to say is that I love Karl Wang. I want to marry Karl Wang. Also, I’m sorry that I had to post this next to a picture of Lindsay Lohan’s secret parts. That is all.

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  18. jonesy | September 6, 2006 at 9:24 am

    it was a Harry-queef that puffed out the dress. thank got it went back down – you didn’t want to see what was going to come out next.

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  19. HollyJ | September 6, 2006 at 9:24 am

    9 Italian stallion – thanks for the site… I think… >

    Her meat lobes look like haggis.

    I HATE when people ruin comfort food for me. =(

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  20. Italian Stallion | September 6, 2006 at 9:29 am

    My bad everyone, but if I had to suffer, I figure why not bring you guy’s down with me. Told you the bitch had balls, that should have been enough of a clue…………..

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  21. jrzmommy | September 6, 2006 at 9:34 am

    Did anyone see the post of her recent shopping receipt on socialitelife.com?? Hot Pockets, Trojans, Unisom sleeping pills and a shit load of cold medicine.

    http://socialitelife.com/2006/09/05/at_least_shes_playing_safe.php

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  22. combustion8 | September 6, 2006 at 9:36 am

    looks sloppy.

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  23. biatcho | September 6, 2006 at 9:47 am

    may I have an order of roast beef curtains with genital herpes on the side please?

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  24. RichPort | September 6, 2006 at 9:47 am

    She looks like she’s wearing a flesh colored pair of Always with wings…

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  25. tracyp | September 6, 2006 at 9:50 am

    #14 with you on this one.

    #21–did you notice the three other items after? in order: condoms, excedrin, tums, sleeping pills. Did she subconsiously put those up on the belt in that order?? hhhhmmmmm…

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  26. maiira | September 6, 2006 at 10:00 am

    Why do I look at this site while eating?

    A perfectly good muffin ruined.

    Thanks a fucking lot, Stallion.

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  27. HolisticWisdomcom | September 6, 2006 at 10:01 am

    Looks like we finally get a glimpse of a firecrotch, so that is what they look like.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  28. Spindoc | September 6, 2006 at 10:14 am

    That looks like one beat up piece of hamburger.

    Seriously, it looks like Tom Cruises ass after bending over his couch and letting the entire NHL use him as their “Party Hole”

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  29. spatz | September 6, 2006 at 10:14 am

    i very innocently opened up spankcheeks.com to see what spanks had for us this morning and an UP CLOSE bare shot of linds nutsack was looking right at me. i swear that thing has eyes.

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  30. FashMags | September 6, 2006 at 10:30 am

    Photoshopped, and not well.

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  31. SweetPeazy | September 6, 2006 at 10:32 am

    Looks like balls to me. Somethin’ you wanna tell us, Lindsay?

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  32. UNWASHEDMASSES | September 6, 2006 at 10:49 am

    Apparently we now know where her boyfriend got the name of his taco joint. Linds’ legs aren’t the only part of her anatomy that looks like an old lady’s. That clamshell looks like she borrowed it from Betty White.

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  33. saltpeanuts | September 6, 2006 at 10:49 am

    Ahhh, there is nothing better in life than a young, tight, freshly shorn vagina staring you in the mouth, unless it is a young, tight, fresh and clean chocolate starfish. Looks tasty. And, according to my doctor, HSV2 transmission from vagina to mouth is relatively low-risk as far as sexual behaviors go, so quenching ones thirst with Lindsay’s trim is virtually risk free. So, dine at the Y, and enjoy your meal.

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  34. happy_bunny | September 6, 2006 at 10:53 am

    Someone needs to brush up on their photoshopping, because that sucks.

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  35. edb87 | September 6, 2006 at 10:58 am

    Fake or not, I think I’m gonna hurl.

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com

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  36. RichPort | September 6, 2006 at 11:03 am

    #32 – Aaaahhhh… I remember seeing Betty White’s juicebox when watching some of the unauthorized outtakes from Golden Girls. Just me, a few candles, some smooth jazz, my DVD remote, a bottle of Jergens, and some Ben Gay for my elbow. Good times man, good times.

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  37. LL | September 6, 2006 at 11:20 am

    #36: Betty White is a handsome woman… remember her as the horny chick on Mary Tyler Moore? Ay carumba!

    Have not checked out Lindsay’s alleged crotch, really don’t want to. Seen one, seen ‘em all.

    I was more surprised than anything that the dress she’s wearing is actually pretty. Makes her look a teeny bit preggers, but all in all, not bad. And it’s not a bikini, that in itself is amazing. She has decent-looking clothes and can throw them on every once in awhile. She seems to be doing better than Paris right now, sad Paris who can’t get into clubs and is forced to hang out with that greaseball.

    In fact, in the Paris-Lohan Stakes, I think Lindsay has pulled ahead by a nose.

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  38. Dr.Rokter | September 6, 2006 at 11:20 am

    Large orange bush located in the pubic area of the human body. Forest fire crotches are known to occur most often in Ireland and Scotland. quote: “I have a fire crotch and if you mess with me I will burn your fucking face off you fucker.” Don’t touch that fire crotch…it will burn off your hand,or maybe even your tongue. Caution:
    These people have the ability to light cigarettes without the use of an incendiary device purely by placing their crotch in contact with it! I need to scrub my brain with acid and a wire brush now.

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  39. happy_bunny | September 6, 2006 at 11:28 am

    #36 – never ever EVER put Ben Gay on your – um – you know – “elbow”.

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  40. babydollz217 | September 6, 2006 at 11:57 am

    ok adn eff Lindsay Lohan she is such a whore. can someone please arrest her for under age drinking?

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  41. Tracie | September 6, 2006 at 12:00 pm

    Definitely a photoshop. Her “lips” would actually be parted and stretched a wee bit by the action of raising her leg to step out of the boat. Funny shot nonetheless.

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  42. shierkahn | September 6, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    Look like Billy Idols lips. When I saw it, in my head I heard “It’s a nice day for a White Wedding”

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  43. Bucksluva | September 6, 2006 at 12:06 pm

    Here is the original photo:
    http://serv1.imagehigh.com/view.php?id=3801552_63854_LindsayLohanbusted_123_478lo.jpeg&path=/imgss

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  44. Adult Underoos | September 6, 2006 at 12:07 pm

    thank you superdooperfish for posting this pic! firecrotches are funny!

    i’m going to mail her a pair.. no, a box of my funderpants and ask that she wear them all at once (and put the box on her head)

    pop art undies –> http://www.funderpants.com

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  45. Mike | September 6, 2006 at 12:12 pm

    Holy crap! It looks like she has E.T.’s finger down there between her legs.

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  46. Nikk The Templar | September 6, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    Once again, Ms. Lohan is rocking the shoes that don’t fit.

    Way to go, Smokey The Firecrotch.

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  47. MyWellRehearsedMistake | September 6, 2006 at 2:53 pm

    38. hey Dr, good to see your back from where ever the hell you were (in Peru or somewhere we heard?) stitching people’s legs back on and all sorts we were told… bet that doesn’t compare in grossness to looking at this skank’s firecrotch.

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  48. cayana | September 6, 2006 at 7:49 pm

    She has weasel teeth.

    Check out this pic:
    http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/06/lindsay_lohan_venice_upskirt_flash_04.jpg

    :-E

    Sorry but her vagina doesn’t interest me. It’s like, been there, done that.

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  49. RichPort | September 7, 2006 at 5:15 am

    #39 – Let’s just say that’s something you’d never do TWICE… damn you Betty White, damn you to hell!!!

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  50. Ms. Sass | September 7, 2006 at 7:42 am

    Aren’t freckles a sign of cancer?

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