Lindsay Lohan has no nipples

May 8th, 2007 // 173 Comments

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  1. kathleen170

    She’s probably wearing one of those kind of bra cups that sometimes celebs wear when they have weird, revealing dresses on. They’re just like rubbers cups almost that stick to your boob.

    And she actually looks pretty here.

  2. Yes she does. Fred Durst sucks on them.

  3. kristynn

    *shrug* i actually really like that dress.

  4. happy_bunny

    Who gives a flying fuck? And why???

  5. Her nipples are non-existent due to overuse. lolz.

  6. 1MILFhunter

    Maybe she had a nipplectomy.

  7. Dory

    #153 Agreed… nice dress

  8. AngryD

    Just for the record I’m also Scottish (Scotland is spelled with 1 ‘T’ #143):

    Scottish surnames can be Mc or Mac

    We are a small country but its the most beautiful part of the UK – fresh air and no pollution – you lot would be sucking on exhaust pipes to survive up here, or getting killer withdrawal symptoms

    Haggis is fuckin ace, but not everyone likes it

    Oh and a Glasgow Kiss? Nice!!

    Anyhoo, no number of expensive dresses could turn Lindsey classy. She gives women, gingers, Americans and basically human beings a bad name!

  9. NicotineEyePatch

    Ah, Scotland, land of pizza.
    Lindsay Lohan’s eyebrows are disgraceful. No excuse. No surrender!

  10. herbiefrog

    perez cut us off : )
    what a chickenshit bitch…

    the bit he chopped…

    re: child abuse…

    …have a great life
    but maybe…
    …leave the children alone

    **** : )

    http://perezhilton.com/topics/ali_lohan/two_things_20070509.php

  11. francesca

    OMG, Fifi, I adore you!! These people are so jelous of Lindsey and Brit it’s pathetic. I say it all the time. If they’re a girl, they would love to look like her. If it’s a guy, he would never not look twice.

  12. francesca

    #40 you fucking liar! You would do it w/o one drop of alcohol or any sort of drug you asshole!!

  13. techclerk

    There are two types of people in this world who I can’t tolerate. The first kind of people I can not tolerate are those who do not accept the cultures and communities that are not their own. The second kind of people I cannot tolerate are the Scottish.

  14. again, WHO told this thing she was pretty?

  15. We should cook Scotlandf’nyard
    and feed him to mia,
    she lovez nothin better
    than old stiff meat….

  16. weezer

    In the Pink is the New Blog entry today Blo Han is seen exiting vehicke with a book. nShe is wearing a tan blouse – definitely nipples !!!!

  17. sweetnsnooty

    p-o-s-e-r

  18. islandgirl

    She looks…………….NICE!

  19. mizzzzy

    I just love her freckles!! :) I don´t understand how you can think they are ugly. I don´t have any freckles naturally but I have had them done with permanent make-up. I wasn´t that pretty before but now I look quite cute actually! :) Freckles are just lovely!

    On the whole Lindsay is a very pretty girl. The only thing I don´t like about her is the color of the hair – she looked much better with the dark colour.
    …And her boobs may be a little saggy but they still have a very nice shape and size. I wouldn´t mind having her between my sheets! :) (and I´m a girl)

  20. belle

    I spy with my little eye a double chin, saggy boobs, and a skin-colored lining in the boob part of her dress in pic 4.

  21. Dawn

    OKAY retard her dress is not see-through…I don’t like Lindsay be an means…but in her defense, there is skin colored cloth on the other side of the see-through black fabric. You can totally see it in the pictures…gezzz you are stupid!!!!

  22. Jamie Heflin

    With her money she can buy nipples and a boob lift. Those babies are hanging low lately. But she is adorable! I’d kill for a face like that although I’d keep it out of the sun! She’s like a great big freckle freak.

  23. trolaay

    woah…she has very light nipples

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