Lindsay Lohan has no nipples

yeah babe…

thats how we want to see you…

…read about you ?

oops… [frgotr]

not

Her nipples are large freckles… although they are still hard to tell apart from the other freckles. Thanks.

Look at pic#4. That boob’s starting to droop like there’s no tomorrow. Her nipples are probably closer to her navel.

Why are we worried about her nipples when the greater mysteries of her missing “brain” and “soul” abound?

Oh, I forgot about the other big mystery surrounding Linds: swallower, or spitter?

So we have gone from snorting cocaine to…NIPPLEGATE!

She cleans up well for a crack-whore.

Also in pic four, you can see her pastie.

I agree with 5 and 6.

Also, her nipples are freckles that shoot lasers. She can make toast.

Sideboob is appreciated, even if nippleslip is lacking.

Sorry…this woman is not attractive. She reminds me of Clay Aiken too much…

You can’t live your life like a piece of trashy 99% of the time then show up to an event like this and expect to be seen as classy. You just end up being the symbolic pig with lipstick on.

Does cocaine make your nipples disappear?

Those aren’t pasties, they are morphine patches.

And those aren’t boobs, they are mud flaps.

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#5, el-oh-fucking-el.

God. Ugly, stupid, and trashy. No wonder America embraces her!

That’s not see-through. It’s slash.
She’s started dating Freddy after a coke binge

her boob is a dunlap

looks like they fell off in picture 1 and she’s looking for them

Meh. When she cleans up like this, she looks good. To claim otherwise is absurd.

I think she put makeup over them, because if you look closely you can kind of see them.

it’s obvious she just has some tape over them or something. not a big deal. her back looks hairy in these pics though. that’s coke/anorexia for you. poor girl.

theres a damn skin colored cloth underneath the black see through fabric.. you’d be able to see where her boob hangs over her body if there wasnt

Her boobs are gnarly. Her “nude” boob sticker is showing on the side of her boob. So sad. I guess she was too busy snorting coke to care. I’m sure she tried to use bologna slices to cover ‘em up but her stylist advised against it.

yeah she has something covering her nipple since one of her pic’s of hter sideview has evidence of a tape/padding..

She isnt in town for the costume ball.

I thought she was in town this week to screw Jude Law?

lol @ 27

americans are so backwards and stupid
they are fucking nutters
and really need to get a grip
ufft they piss me off so much

If you look at the fourth picture (top right), you can clearly see she put padding there that’s the color of her skin so her nipples wouldn’t be showing through, but it would still appear to be see-through dress.

Sorry folks. My vet emptied out my cat’s anal glands today and SCOTLAND@29 came flying out. My bad.

I think this is the best she’s ever looked—
although, is it just me or is there something really awkward with picture 2? It kinda looks like her dress is on backwards or her head is or something…. it’s just weird looking.
Does anyone else see it?

she looks preoccupied with her nipples, or lack thereof, in the 1st photo. she’s like, “where’d they go??” Otherwise, with the top of the dress, what’s the point? either show them or don’t. maybe she has on those band-aid things (or OxC patches??) she at least looks better than in those “Lindsay Parties In Her Bra” photos

stop hating! because if she even showed one nipple….then you would talk, trash her! I like this dress, so please calm down with all that hating!

#31
you are the typical American mongo

maybe that’s the point – don’t show your boobs so much….she can do better so sometimes you have to wonder “what is she thinking?”

Why are we complaining people? She has on a long dress (for a change). We aren’t forced to see her pastey, freckled, ugly, legs. She is also (poorly) attempting to cover up her prematurely, sagging, equally pastey, freckled breasts.

For her, she doesn’t look bad. Then again, I just saw Kiki Dunst wearing a dress made from “Gone With The Wind” curtains.

umm, that “Gone with the Wind” dress was fucking spectacular.

Drunkst’s dress looked like it was made out of recycled bar/tmitzfah tablecloth.

I suppose she gets dresses thrown at her from all directions from designers & such & everyone is like “oohhh it’s Fabulous” & maybe it doesn’t always work…sigh…life stinks…

Hmmm. I’ve had a long hard look at all those pics and I’d do her. I’d need enough beer to drown an elephant and the lights turned off but I’d bang her alright.

Not having any nipples to suck would take away some of the fun, I’m sure.

The bitch always smells like urine!!!!!

HA HA! No nipples!

Without clicking on the pics and just sort of looking at her from a distance she looks ok – but once you click on that pic and get a close up of that bitch – bloody hell you wish you didn’t!

She has a nice figure and all but that face and that skin! GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!!

She got a stylist, but the chick didn’t bitchslap Linds QUITE hard enough. Still better than those garbage bag dresses everyone’s wearing these days, though. There are some designers that need to be beaten until they grow some talent.

fuck up yous are all mongo bastards

Agree with #12. She can just stop acting like she’s good. Every whatever month she comes up with a new “I’m cleaning up my act routine” just to fuck it up the next day by, oh I don’t know, snorting coke in her bra and looking like she forgets how to turn her shower on? FUCKING DOORKNOB

thank you number #24 for not being retarded.

What do you call a pest who keeps on talking even though no one is remotely interested in what he has to say?
A Scotsman.

I see the retardz must be drunk or sleeping…glad they r M. I. A. ==== HOWEVER, yea, that fartbomb thing came from that stupid mia monster…you’ll have to ask her…
Linsay lookz alot better in this pic..

#47
…and it’s comforting
…just knowing tha\t

the only one in the room?

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….later

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