Lindsay Lohan has no nipples

May 8th, 2007 // 173 Comments

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Comments (173)

  1. herbiefrog | May 8, 2007 at 4:25 pm

    yeah babe…

    thats how we want to see you…

    …read about you ?

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  2. herbiefrog | May 8, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    oops… [frgotr]

    not

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  3. Conky | May 8, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    Her nipples are large freckles… although they are still hard to tell apart from the other freckles. Thanks.

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  4. costamar | May 8, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    Look at pic#4. That boob’s starting to droop like there’s no tomorrow. Her nipples are probably closer to her navel.

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  5. chaunceygardner | May 8, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    Why are we worried about her nipples when the greater mysteries of her missing “brain” and “soul” abound?

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  6. chaunceygardner | May 8, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    Oh, I forgot about the other big mystery surrounding Linds: swallower, or spitter?

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  7. saradevil | May 8, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    So we have gone from snorting cocaine to…NIPPLEGATE!

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  8. megathy | May 8, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    She cleans up well for a crack-whore.

    Also in pic four, you can see her pastie.

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  9. C3PBlow | May 8, 2007 at 4:33 pm

    I agree with 5 and 6.

    Also, her nipples are freckles that shoot lasers. She can make toast.

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  10. Esteban | May 8, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    Sideboob is appreciated, even if nippleslip is lacking.

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  11. kickservebt | May 8, 2007 at 4:37 pm

    Sorry…this woman is not attractive. She reminds me of Clay Aiken too much…

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  12. Donkey | May 8, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    You can’t live your life like a piece of trashy 99% of the time then show up to an event like this and expect to be seen as classy. You just end up being the symbolic pig with lipstick on.

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  13. Null Freak | May 8, 2007 at 4:40 pm

    Does cocaine make your nipples disappear?

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  14. Mexico City | May 8, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    Those aren’t pasties, they are morphine patches.

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  15. Mexico City | May 8, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    And those aren’t boobs, they are mud flaps.

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  16. iamsosmrt | May 8, 2007 at 4:46 pm

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    PUT PARIS AWAY.

    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Parisbehindbars/index.html

    Thanks

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  17. kenzier | May 8, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    #5, el-oh-fucking-el.

    God. Ugly, stupid, and trashy. No wonder America embraces her!

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  18. Binky | May 8, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    That’s not see-through. It’s slash.
    She’s started dating Freddy after a coke binge

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  19. Virginia | May 8, 2007 at 5:00 pm

    her boob is a dunlap

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  20. Scubasteve | May 8, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    looks like they fell off in picture 1 and she’s looking for them

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  21. wedge1 | May 8, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    Meh. When she cleans up like this, she looks good. To claim otherwise is absurd.

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  22. belle | May 8, 2007 at 5:05 pm

    I think she put makeup over them, because if you look closely you can kind of see them.

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  23. Lore | May 8, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    it’s obvious she just has some tape over them or something. not a big deal. her back looks hairy in these pics though. that’s coke/anorexia for you. poor girl.

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  24. AtownHonky | May 8, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    theres a damn skin colored cloth underneath the black see through fabric.. you’d be able to see where her boob hangs over her body if there wasnt

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  25. elle | May 8, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    Her boobs are gnarly. Her “nude” boob sticker is showing on the side of her boob. So sad. I guess she was too busy snorting coke to care. I’m sure she tried to use bologna slices to cover ‘em up but her stylist advised against it.

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  26. JeffBlancoII | May 8, 2007 at 5:17 pm

    yeah she has something covering her nipple since one of her pic’s of hter sideview has evidence of a tape/padding..

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  27. GooniesNeverSayDie | May 8, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    She isnt in town for the costume ball.

    I thought she was in town this week to screw Jude Law?

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  28. Lore | May 8, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    lol @ 27

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  29. SCOTLAND | May 8, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    americans are so backwards and stupid
    they are fucking nutters
    and really need to get a grip
    ufft they piss me off so much

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  30. RAMistheMAN | May 8, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    If you look at the fourth picture (top right), you can clearly see she put padding there that’s the color of her skin so her nipples wouldn’t be showing through, but it would still appear to be see-through dress.

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  31. HollyJ | May 8, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    Sorry folks. My vet emptied out my cat’s anal glands today and SCOTLAND@29 came flying out. My bad.

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  32. LeeLee | May 8, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    I think this is the best she’s ever looked—
    although, is it just me or is there something really awkward with picture 2? It kinda looks like her dress is on backwards or her head is or something…. it’s just weird looking.
    Does anyone else see it?

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  33. H.A.L.9000 | May 8, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    she looks preoccupied with her nipples, or lack thereof, in the 1st photo. she’s like, “where’d they go??” Otherwise, with the top of the dress, what’s the point? either show them or don’t. maybe she has on those band-aid things (or OxC patches??) she at least looks better than in those “Lindsay Parties In Her Bra” photos

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  34. fifi | May 8, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    stop hating! because if she even showed one nipple….then you would talk, trash her! I like this dress, so please calm down with all that hating!

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  35. SCOTLAND | May 8, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    #31
    you are the typical American mongo

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  36. H.A.L.9000 | May 8, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    maybe that’s the point – don’t show your boobs so much….she can do better so sometimes you have to wonder “what is she thinking?”

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  37. Plastic Sturgeon | May 8, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    Why are we complaining people? She has on a long dress (for a change). We aren’t forced to see her pastey, freckled, ugly, legs. She is also (poorly) attempting to cover up her prematurely, sagging, equally pastey, freckled breasts.

    For her, she doesn’t look bad. Then again, I just saw Kiki Dunst wearing a dress made from “Gone With The Wind” curtains.

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  38. schack | May 8, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    umm, that “Gone with the Wind” dress was fucking spectacular.

    Drunkst’s dress looked like it was made out of recycled bar/tmitzfah tablecloth.

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  39. H.A.L.9000 | May 8, 2007 at 6:11 pm

    I suppose she gets dresses thrown at her from all directions from designers & such & everyone is like “oohhh it’s Fabulous” & maybe it doesn’t always work…sigh…life stinks…

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  40. blpressure | May 8, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    Hmmm. I’ve had a long hard look at all those pics and I’d do her. I’d need enough beer to drown an elephant and the lights turned off but I’d bang her alright.

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  41. blpressure | May 8, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    Not having any nipples to suck would take away some of the fun, I’m sure.

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  42. The Squizz | May 8, 2007 at 6:16 pm

    The bitch always smells like urine!!!!!

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  43. LilRach | May 8, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    HA HA! No nipples!

    Without clicking on the pics and just sort of looking at her from a distance she looks ok – but once you click on that pic and get a close up of that bitch – bloody hell you wish you didn’t!

    She has a nice figure and all but that face and that skin! GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!!

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  44. eXtasyStef | May 8, 2007 at 6:25 pm

    She got a stylist, but the chick didn’t bitchslap Linds QUITE hard enough. Still better than those garbage bag dresses everyone’s wearing these days, though. There are some designers that need to be beaten until they grow some talent.

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  45. SCOTLAND | May 8, 2007 at 6:26 pm

    fuck up yous are all mongo bastards

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  46. ^Jenna^ | May 8, 2007 at 6:28 pm

    Agree with #12. She can just stop acting like she’s good. Every whatever month she comes up with a new “I’m cleaning up my act routine” just to fuck it up the next day by, oh I don’t know, snorting coke in her bra and looking like she forgets how to turn her shower on? FUCKING DOORKNOB

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  47. meee | May 8, 2007 at 6:33 pm

    thank you number #24 for not being retarded.

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  48. Lobo | May 8, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    What do you call a pest who keeps on talking even though no one is remotely interested in what he has to say?
    A Scotsman.

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  49. krazihottkelli | May 8, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    I see the retardz must be drunk or sleeping…glad they r M. I. A. ==== HOWEVER, yea, that fartbomb thing came from that stupid mia monster…you’ll have to ask her…
    Linsay lookz alot better in this pic..

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  50. herbiefrog | May 8, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    #47
    …and it’s comforting
    …just knowing tha\t

    the only one in the room?

    [are we nearly... there yet? : )]
    ["do you feel it too?"]

    ….later

    [speak your heart out… what ? ? ?

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