Lindsay Lohan cries when asked to pay for goods and services
When she’s not trying to shaft an unsuspecting Kellan Lutz with her liquor bills, Lindsay Lohan is apparently going into hysterics now when asked to pay for items she’s consumed like a productive member of society. People reports:
“Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown,” says the source. “She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information.”
Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, “She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying ‘I don’t pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I’m freaking out!'”
I believe everything about this story except for the part where Lindsay Lohan had a friend and shared precious alcohol with them. Ha! Nice try, People. There’s no way she didn’t double-fist those bottles while telling a bowl of shrimp cocktail Leonardo DiCaprio wants her. I mean, just look at that face. It practically screams delusional crustacean whisperer. Or anal on the first date, I go back and forth.