When she’s not trying to shaft an unsuspecting Kellan Lutz with her liquor bills, Lindsay Lohan is apparently going into hysterics now when asked to pay for items she’s consumed like a productive member of society. People reports:
“Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown,” says the source. “She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information.”
Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, “She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying ‘I don’t pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I’m freaking out!’”
I believe everything about this story except for the part where Lindsay Lohan had a friend and shared precious alcohol with them. Ha! Nice try, People. There’s no way she didn’t double-fist those bottles while telling a bowl of shrimp cocktail Leonardo DiCaprio wants her. I mean, just look at that face. It practically screams delusional crustacean whisperer. Or anal on the first date, I go back and forth.
Who cares? | November 15, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Enuff of her already!!!
meh | November 15, 2009 at 6:59 pm
her hair looks so nasty.. so sick of hearing of this whiny little bitch.
Fuzz Bumper | November 15, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Hard looking for her age. That trout upper lip isn’t helping matters either.All the fisting must be wearing her out.
yuck | November 15, 2009 at 7:05 pm
im so over her. shes all used up and looks terrible. whats she done lately??
It's Me Fuckers | November 15, 2009 at 7:07 pm
she needs to stop acting like a star. Regular people have to pay, so should they. They are the ones with all of the money, they can afford to pay!
Taz | November 15, 2009 at 7:29 pm
I’d dress her up in that santa outfit from mg and turn her asshole out
SYMBOLICCLOTHING.COM | November 15, 2009 at 7:35 pm
when you’re used to giving blowies for goods and services it’s a little hard to actually pay for them.
herbiefrog | November 15, 2009 at 7:39 pm
hewy sweetie : ))
what ? [rewe have to reread]
so do you write all of these ?
lol : ))) no we understand that there are a lot of sad fuckers out there
well…
heo4lhc
Freddo | November 15, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I’ve figgered out why the Superficial’s not entertaining any more…it used to be filled with witty commentry of all types, now you’re just trying to come up with the nastiest shit you can think to say….asshat.
Bell Curve | November 15, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I do not understand why anyone cares about this worthless waste of oxygen.
tromba | November 15, 2009 at 7:53 pm
She’s dead in a year or two. Let’s hope I’m wrong.
Nameless | November 15, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Well when you suck d!ck all night for a living, LL needs the alcohol to get the taste out of her mouth.
tromba | November 15, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Ditto Freddo! The writing here has gone from sophomoric to juvenile and is really quite distasteful at times.
cc | November 15, 2009 at 8:14 pm
She’ll make a great spokesperson for the AARP in another couple of years.
lolapalooza | November 15, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Sexiest hands ever.
do not want | November 15, 2009 at 8:19 pm
@ 9 & 13 ditto ditto.
The Laughing G-D | November 15, 2009 at 8:22 pm
LOL 14, eat it 13 and 9; I wish Mean Girls LL turned out better, oh well. I wonder if American society can mess up Emma Watson now that we have her in our clutches…. Dibs.
tromba | November 15, 2009 at 8:59 pm
#17 – “eat it”? Eat what? From your writing, “it” certainly does not infer a brain.
Dee | November 15, 2009 at 9:13 pm
She’s a disgusting skank. Why she gets any attention, press, or freebie is beyond me. She is a no talent strung out junkie. NEXT.
Dee | November 15, 2009 at 9:13 pm
She’s a disgusting skank. Why she gets any attention, press, or freebies is beyond me. She is a no talent strung out junkie. NEXT.
Robot | November 15, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Do you people think that she knows she’s being a stupid cunt or does it jsut come naturally to her?
The Laughing G-D | November 15, 2009 at 9:35 pm
@17 what exactly is wrong with the writing? Further, if you need an explanation of what “eat it” means, you are either, “new,” live under a rock, or stupid.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 15, 2009 at 9:39 pm
so this is what it’s like to watch someone killing themselves
sd cards | November 15, 2009 at 10:06 pm
what kind of people are we? this is in-human! this child is in crisis..what about ways to help her? not trash telling her to blow her??.god be with this girl.
stu | November 15, 2009 at 10:41 pm
i don’t normally advocate violence against women
but someone needs to slap this coked out biatch back into reality for her own safety
IMHO | November 15, 2009 at 10:41 pm
If she was really cutting herself, and therefore ‘a danger to herself’, why didn’t her parents have her committed to the psychiatric ward? I hope her younger sister has enough sense to run far and fast from her parents as soon as she is legally able to!
MyDUI | November 15, 2009 at 11:10 pm
She is crying all the time, either charged for DUI or legally abused till she kill herself, right? The eyes of drugs and pill killers – drag to medical centers, rehab and then c-ship. Too bad she don’t have millions or fuckup man, married for 2 yrs, using kids to legally extort? Imagine extorting from the “mentally ill” and then claimed they are “doing very well ” after 3yrs without psychiatrist evaluation but relied on tabloid/media/internet blogs? In a society where the man fucked up a 16 yr old teen of an ex-governor, came out publicly to abuse and try to shame the girl’s family for his own financial gains and even want to gain custodian rights to kid after being driven out of the household. Instead of learning why he was driven out and take responsibility for his fuckup behavior, he still want to use lawyers who are filled with greed to legally extort from the girl’s family for DNA rights! You can’t imagine a democratic society filled with such kind of men (even legal professionals and media that gave the privilege)!
christmas presents | November 16, 2009 at 12:15 am
Hey lindsay is looking so nice in that black jacket. I think she is so tired because she has puffy eyes . I think she needs to take rest. Thanks for sharing this.
anonymous | November 16, 2009 at 1:14 am
#18
You write – …”it” certainly does not infer a brain.
That makes no sense. You infer, they IMPLY. Even then, I’m struggling to figure out what the heck you’re saying.
the black goat | November 16, 2009 at 2:56 am
i’d still like to fuck her brains out
Bess | November 16, 2009 at 3:06 am
Thanks LL for pointing out what is wrong with our generation. Everyone wants something for free, but no one is willing to work for it! Maybe call Obama and cry about it. He likes to help out the lazy and dependent. Btw, did LL forget her last hit was “Mean Girls” circa 2002? She’s a has been. I give her 5 years tops.
saywha? | November 16, 2009 at 5:59 am
if lindsay dies, watch the media go all out on it like it did for anna nicole smith. that’s why i hope this b*tch never dies.
kitemoungle | November 16, 2009 at 6:08 am
she needs to stop acting like a star.
http://ezinearticles.com/?Pro-Acai-Max-Review—Does-a-Free-Trial-Really-Work?&id=3185813
krazihottkuntkelli | November 16, 2009 at 6:53 am
the bartender
zhould of givin
her 7 bottlez
4/free, then
maybe we’d get
lucki and zhe
would o/d on
da booze..haha
zhe already haz
da ”drawztring lipz”’
of a 50 yr. old drunkee…
going Rough: a superficial life | November 16, 2009 at 8:22 am
How dare they ask her to pay for things she gets for free everywhere else and get her ass kissed in addition. She should sue, on grounds of treating her differently amid unfavorable publicity. She got a case…
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Tonawanda | November 16, 2009 at 10:46 am
“whats she done lately??”
what did she *ever* do?
And yeah, I’d still spend $100 on an anal first date with her.
JACKIE BLOW HOLE | November 16, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Dumb cunt.
Bud | November 16, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Her real life downfall has to play out before the biopic comes out…patience.
Bud | November 16, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Her real life downfall has to play out before the biopic comes out…patience.
Sam Everwood | November 17, 2009 at 7:44 am
She needs someone to talk to.
Brooke | November 19, 2009 at 9:33 am
You know I hate to say it, but I feel horrible for Lindsey. It’s clear she is on drugs and gone crazy and she really doesn’t have any parents, like Britney did, to help her recover. I just hope that she has someone, a close friend, distant family member that we don’t know about like IDK a caring grandmother somewhere to get this girl some help. It’s sad that she is throwing her career away, she was a pretty talented actress back in the day, but now no one in their right mind would hire this train wreck. She looks horrible everytime you see her in pics now and she looks not only like she’s aged 20 years, but also like she’s not eating or maybe it’s b/c she’s on some type of speed probably cocaine and that is why she has lost so much weight. IDK, but what I do know is that if she doesn’t get help soon she will die. This should be a big lesson to upcoming child stars and Disney produced stars, that you do not want to end up this way. Just look at all these once famous celebs that have either thrown their careers away or almost thrown their careers away from either excess partying, drugs, eating disorders ect. Off hand I can think of Tara Reid, Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, The Olsen Twins, Lindsey Lohan, Mischa Barton, and that’s just a handful. It’s so sad to look back at Lindsey when she was a teenager and obviously healthy and her career was at it’s height and now look at her. I feel like her parents let her down, I feel they PUSHED her into the spot light at too young an age b/c they wanted to make money off her or maybe live vicariously through her. Then when she got old enough to do what she wanted she went buck wild. The thing is that she can pull herself out of this, but she can’t do it alone. Plus, just like I said all along when Britney was getting slammed in the press, putting all this out there for the world to see is not beneficial to getting these girls well. If you had to see yourself and read what awful things people say about you one in the tabloids, the internet, ect. when you are already so vulenerable, it could push them over the edge. I know people joke and even this site, I have seen joke that they should just go ahead and kill themselves or suggest it and that is not funny. What if it was someone that you loved that was going through a battle with addiction and someone said to you “Well, they should just kill themselves and get it over with already”, I bet that would make you furious. If these girls actually kill themselves b/c of something you write or someone else writes then they will have to account for that one day. The biggest problem with America today is that there are no morals, kids grow up with parents who are on drugs or don’t care, too busy with their jobs to be raising a child ect. and then those kids grow up and get addicted to drugs themselves. People hide behind their computers and write nasty things, so you can say that Oh, Lindsey Lohan and girls like her have no morals, but if you are writing dispicable things then I guess you don’t have any either. When I read some of the comments on this site and others like it, I think to myself this is what is wrong with America and the whole world really, that we have become selfish jerks with no morals and are just plain uncaring toward others. When the Depression happened, I remember my great grandfather telling how their neighbors would help them out when they didn’t have anything to eat and they’d help their neighbors out too, and how he and others like him would have to walk miles and miles to work or hitch a ride, sometimes even walking in snow for hours to work. I thought, if another depression happened, I guess everyone would just die because most people would be too lazy to walk miles in the snow to work or to stingy to help out their neighbors. It’s so sad that it has come to this. This poor girl is just an example of what we have become.
dsfsdfddsfsds | December 13, 2009 at 1:29 pm
In this picture you can obviously see that her eyes are brown and she’s wearing green contacts. Have they always been brown?
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innotek dog training collars | February 16, 2010 at 1:24 pm
I am gonna lose it with all these Lohan threads